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Thar They Go!

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Quality Posts



CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Well, at least he was wearing a helmet... but I bet it wasn't ANSI or SNELL rated. That's a disaster waiting to happen.

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Call me Ishmael.

AutoTechInSTL


quality posts: 6 Private Messages AutoTechInSTL

Oh just wait until Mr. Krabs finds out.. he's gonna be waiting with a shotgun for her to get home...

Steve was DELICIOUS!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Instead of shouting "FIRST!", the first commenter should really just say "Call me Ishmael."

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Just remember, Moby Dick doesn't die at the end of the book. So I bet it's due to the fact he's wearing a helmet.


ZOMG SPOILER!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I imagine this will be what Moby homeskizzle looks like when Disney gets around to making an animated movie out of it.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

Hmm, I wonder if I should buy this for Paul Watson.

that was fun while it lasted!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

That'll be a whale of a tale. The story to end all stories.

juleesteele


quality posts: 0 Private Messages juleesteele

The whale looks like one of those who wouldn't do most of the peddling.

sogj


quality posts: 15 Private Messages sogj

They look like they're going to have a whaley good time.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

dreamparacite


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dreamparacite

BLOOD AND THUNDER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM

Muffinmonstr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Muffinmonstr

I like the baby blue but there definitely needs to be more warm-colored shirts in the upcoming days.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Ahab must be the terminator in disguise because Moby isn't even helping with the pedaling!

karenozug


quality posts: 3 Private Messages karenozug

"Efff Youuu Dolphinnn... Efff youuu Whaaaalee!"

Ohai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Ohai

I love designs that tell Physics and Biology to go screw themselves.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

How exactly does one pedal with a tail?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

YES! Love it BD

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

that ladybug of a helmet couldn't protect anyone >.> (hence the two arrows stuck in moby's head)

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

It looks like Ahab decided to use his spyglass as a replacement leg.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

...and that pegleg will make a dandy kickstand.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
juleesteele wrote:The whale looks like one of those who wouldn't do most of the peddling.



your right. that captian is getting one heck of a workout.it would appear that they are going fast but it doesn't look like that's possible.

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

The training scenes in Punch Out
sure got weird...





pinkturtle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pinkturtle

I can speak whale! "MwwwwwooOOOOooooeeee neeeeed a biiIIIgger biiiiike...."

Maybe I should try humpback?


spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Sing along time:

"Moby, Moby, call me Ishmael,
Ahab's crazy, all for the love of a whale,
I'm stuck aboard the Pequod,
Sailing across a sea that's so broad,
But Ahab'd be shocked if he only knew,
Thar she blows, on a bicycle built for two!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Moby, no! Acupuncture doesn't work that way!

imsochady


quality posts: 25 Private Messages imsochady

This is one hilarious tee!!!

lostnightsoul


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lostnightsoul

So are you just putting out shirts now for "RANDOM" day?

Trayo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Trayo

The thing that gets me about this shirt is that tandem bikes were barely being developed back then.

Also, I guess the fact that he is pushing around a 57,000 kilogram sperm whale with a pegleg.

megsck


quality posts: 6 Private Messages megsck

the guy on the back of that bike is a real moby homeskizzle.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

The helmet.....

its not working.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Wow. You'd have to be riding one heck of a white horse to see THIS on your way home from work.

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Triggered a 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' flashback for me.
Raindrops keep falling on my head...

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik




I can't believe the captain gave Queequeg's seat to that whale! How inconsiderate!


fftkrazee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fftkrazee

Could totally see these characters in Spongebob. otterific.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 214 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Awww, hit by cupid's harpoon.

drksky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drksky

Ugh...what is it with the deluge of cutsey and baby blue shirts lately.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 37 Private Messages BootsBoots

I'm charmed by this shirt.


MisterYoda


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MisterYoda

The whale remembered his bike safety! Always wear a helmet. Did you?

bamaster


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bamaster

Is it strange that I totally missed the Moby homeskizzle reference? I immediately thought of Pearl from Spongebob and Capt. Knuckles from Flapjack.

No, I don't think there's anything wrong with an adult watching cartoons. Don't judge me!