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5 Second Rule

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
nikoniko
Last Wooter to Woot:
shawnmattison
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
10737

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Ah c'mon! The salt hasn't even settled!

sharkswithlasers349


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharkswithlasers349

Aaaargh! I want pi! But this is a flipping sweet idea.

baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

Haha epic!

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

I don’t get it

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

I think easing up the ban on video game or Star Wars entries would decrease all these kawaii entries. I don't think I've bought a derby shirt for myself in a long while.

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

And yall were worried it wasn't gonna print. Isn't this two prints in the last couple weeks for you? Congrats!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

This is not a joke shirt. It's *really* what happens when food falls on the floor. The bacteria/germs/whatever have timers and everything.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

Unfortunately, Cholera doesn't respect your silly rules. (Cause it's in water)




FritzedOut


quality posts: 3 Private Messages FritzedOut
bpr2 wrote:I don’t get it



Never heard of the 5 second rule?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"Wait for it... Wait for it... Now!"

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Those guys better hope that pretzel isn't fresh out of the oven.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2
FritzedOut wrote:Never heard of the 5 second rule?



The what now?

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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Wow, epic win! Congrats.

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj

I love it except the pretzel. Really only because I hate them in general. Maybe a bagel or popcorn would have swayed me more but otherwise I love it

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I'm no microbiologist, but the tall spiky one is freaking me out.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Any guesses on the bacteria? I'm guessing at least one is e coli.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Am I the only one who sees the angry face on that pretzel?

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Oh please, this was already dis-proven and the person won an Ignobel prize for their research. On the other hand, yeah I love pretzels that much too. Especially the fresh baked kind.

dragon2777


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dragon2777

Love this shirt I am buying it now

quantamm


quality posts: 85 Private Messages quantamm

Woot, the shirt picture on the homepage has a nasty screening effect. It makes it look like the print has big holes in it.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats Brett! Hopefully your checking this out while you're on vacation.





jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats SeedUVPain! A first place win to a very clever and well done design!


Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bpr2 wrote:The what now?



Heheh I was just waiting for someone to fall for that one.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

backandforth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages backandforth

Love love love this shirt! The boyfriend and I still have to agree on who gets to have it.

ronzalone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ronzalone

Where ever this is, those floor boards must be awfully tiny, given the aspect ratio.

Magiciandude


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Magiciandude

The only rule that ever matters!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Holy Cow, look at that total! Epic win indeed, Seed! Way to go!

sashabell51


quality posts: 7 Private Messages sashabell51

I love it!!!!

This shirt is otterific on many different levels.

Epic.

Wooted1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Wooted1

I was going to get one for each of my boys...But they don't know Germs have stop watches.....So just 1 or me...Holy crap, This is my 300'th Woot.... Don't tell my Wife..I will Celebrate alone...

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj
deathteddy wrote:Am I the only one who sees the angry face on that pretzel?



I see a snake

Kalari


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Kalari

The third SeedUvPain design to go into my closet...congrats and you are quickly becoming one of my favorite artists! Very clever and fun, as usual.


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skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I guess the orange M&M got cold feet and made a break for it.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

It's "polite fiction": 5 second rule

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

Did I grow up with unclean habits? Because I could have sworn it was 10 seconds when I was a kid.

CONGRATS this is clever

Enedlhach


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Enedlhach
bpr2 wrote:I don’t get it



Well you see it's a cultural convention, that when someone drops an item of food, if picked up within 5 seconds, well be scant of germs. This shirt takes the opposite approach by portraying the germs as counting down the seconds till they are permitted to pounce.

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jerms7710


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jerms7710

Listen people those jerms are my family and it is common courtesy to wait 4.5 seconds....then it's a free for all!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
deathteddy wrote:Am I the only one who sees the angry face on that pretzel?



Yes you are. I see a dude with a really thick mustache.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

PixelPants


quality posts: 70 Private Messages PixelPants

So this shirt never needs a wash, just pick it up off the floor, brush off the food crumbs and animal hair and you're good to go.

pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr

I would love to buy a framed or frame-able print of this and maybe some others.