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Quality Posts



Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

I always forgot the order of operations in math class---but NEVER with smore operations!

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

Woot + magic plastic + Big Yellow Button = Otterawesome shirt in my closet

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

I was told there would be no math...

::w:o:o:t::

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Ok, I think I get this. Rock beats scissors.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Boy. Never underestimate people's love for childhood snacks, I teeell you whaaat. -chomp chomp

ebonada


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ebonada

I understand subtracting the stick, but I don't understand not subtracting the fire. Are we supposed to only make s'mores with flaming marshmallows?

~ebo

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
Kelsium wrote:I always forgot the order of operations in math class---but NEVER with smore operations!



PEMDAS.

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiply/Divide, Add/Subtract.

The one thing about math I learnted.

MSUandUGA


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MSUandUGA

Dang...I really want some pi. Come on third place!

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Uh oh, the formula for fire has been forgotten! DON'T DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Another key ingredient: patience. I frequently get impatient and just start the marshmallow on fire.

wmerwi


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wmerwi

I'd like to see this on s'more colors.
(Someone had to start the s'more jokes.)

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
ebonada wrote:I understand subtracting the stick, but I don't understand not subtracting the fire. Are we supposed to only make s'mores with flaming marshmallows?



Flaming marshmallows are otterific


because they're Oh BURNED!!!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

How many students out there will be turning in their math homework on Monday with this equation written somewhere on the assignment?

hijimmy5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hijimmy5

I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? -Smalls

MrBland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MrBland

Soon we'll be sitting around a campfire, making delicious hot Schmoes.

nmctwx


quality posts: 10 Private Messages nmctwx

I've had many comments about my s'morse code shirt I bought a few months ago.

I like this one, but I don't like white t-shirts... Maybe for my daughter. It would be a great educational t-shirt.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
MrBland wrote:Soon we'll be sitting around a campfire, making delicious hot Schmoes.



You'll be cooking dumb people?

-runs away....fast.....

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

I think I can explain the fire - it's representational of heating the delicious reagents. It isn't meant to suggest you actually have fire as an ingredient.

As this is the simplified form of the smore equation (after all, we don't deal with chocolate brand coefficients or graham cracker isotopes) the duration and temperature aren't included - so be careful if you attempt to recreate this experiment! Always be sure to wear the appropriate safety equipment.

bekahthepika


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bekahthepika

I have a problem with this equation not considering a double-decker s'more. I mean, who uses only ONE marshmallow and chocolate?

derkis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages derkis

And yet this equation should be simpler still. The commutative property of addition overrides any order of operations that the parentheses might be trying to force.

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

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deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

So wait do I carry the marshmallow when I use the distributive property or does that only apply for the graham crackers?

jpbay


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jpbay

Is there a size chart?

MrBland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MrBland
bassanimation wrote:You'll be cooking dumb people?

-runs away....fast.....



D'oh! Please tell me you got the Toy Story 2 reference!?

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

If an undying love for chocolate snacks makes one a female, then I've been living a lie for 23 years.

zothommog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zothommog
bassanimation wrote:PEMDAS.

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiply/Divide, Add/Subtract.

The one thing about math I learnted.



Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

That got me through algebra.

animuson


quality posts: 14 Private Messages animuson

We never subtracted the fire back out! That marshmallow will explode if you overheat it! Oh, that poor, poor marshmallow.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
MrBland wrote:D'oh! Please tell me you got the Toy Story 2 reference!?



No. I am one of two people on the planet who hates Toy Story :X.

I know there's one more because I spotted him/her/it in the far side of the other theater -not- showing Toy Story on opening night...

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Now I'm HUNGRY!

Vuisyou


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Vuisyou

Einstein would be proud.

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis
derkis wrote:And yet this equation should be simpler still. The commutative property of addition overrides any order of operations that the parentheses might be trying to force.



No, sir. The removal of the stick nested within the end of the first parentheses in part makes them necessary. Moreover, it is not appropriate to combine graham cracker with a cold marshmallow, nor to heat it on a stick (were one able to apply a stick to the cracker in a fashion which would produce satisfactory results).

ak1803


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ak1803

i understand most of this problem, but is there any reason we are adding graham cracker twice? who uses four pieces of graham cracker for one smore? what gives?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
zothommog wrote:Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

That got me through algebra.



Not me. I sadly went to summer school that year to pass that frakkin' class....

AUNT SALLY IS MADE OF LIES AND HATE! ;_;

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis
bassanimation wrote:Not me. I went sadly to summer school that year to pass that stank fool class.... AUNT SALLY IS MADE OF LIES AND HATE! ;_;



Ah, Aunt Sally is cake.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Also, my first woot print-sensors (haha, woot, you didn't catch me when I secretly installed them!) are telling me that this is your first print, Art101. If that is the case, congrats! I regret that none of Lifehouse/Smokestacks/Button-eyed surprise mustered a print.

blook


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blook
derkis wrote:And yet this equation should be simpler still. The commutative property of addition overrides any order of operations that the parentheses might be trying to force.



You have to be able to close with the smiley face, though.

!BLOOK!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
Darquis wrote:Ah, Aunt Sally is cake.



Yeah, hate cake. >

PEMDAS is the only one of those school time things I remember. I forgot the one about the solar system... Something about "My Very Elderly Mother..." doing something...

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

is this one of those controversial shirts without scientific method relevance?

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

This is otterific!

Also, Jimmy Fallon is as we speak playing with Screaming Monkeys. Are those Woot screaming monkeys?

Not that I always watch. you know. Jimmy Fallon.