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"And *this* is how you're telling me?!"

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

worst.timing.ever.

Also, wait until he finds out it's not his...

What's that guy on the left supposed to be?

I'd hate to see the morning sickness associated with this pregnancy

It's like a Judd Apatow monster movie.

Question of the Night: Does Godzilla pause in mid-pummel because he is the father or because he has principles against beating on expecting mothers?

SIGH, I guess it's time to move out of the big city to the countryside so the little nipper can get started on a nice, small, quiet town...

Wear this shirt to tell your friends and family that YOU are actually pregnant.

(PS must be female)

I'd imagine this is slightly more public than announcing it on Facebook.

NameyMcName wrote:What's that guy on the left supposed to be?

Gigan


meh shirt

I'm struggling to figure out why he was attracted to her in the first place. Maybe he loves pointy hands? Oh well. To each his own.

not gonna lie, this made me laugh xD

"but I don't want people to think I'm actually pregnant!" -_-

actually, come to think of it, that belly hanging out trend could work for this shirt.

It's not my fault. You're just too horny.

I like it, but I have way too many green woot shirts

That's what she said?


Damn, I thought Mothra was always the chick.

I am actually a man. Can I wear this shirt?

I love kaiju, but... how could you do this to Gigan? Ahh...

It MUST be used as a maternity shirt. Best. Maternity. Shirt. EVER!

looks like couples counseling is in order

prateeko wrote:SIGH, I guess it's time to move out of the big city to the countryside so the little nipper can get started on a nice, small, quiet town...

Speaking of nippers, check out the pair on that lizard. Isn't that like an anachronism or something? Except in body form. An anamorphism?

It made me laugh, though.

Maury! Maury! Maury! Maury!

Magiciandude wrote:I am actually a man. Can I wear this shirt?

If your lugging a keg belly, sure.

Wow. My boyfriend is a big kaiju fan and even he doesn't get this one... @____@

Is this some kind of Rule 34 madness????

Being the world's biggest Gigan fan, I am obligated to purchase this shirt.

I imagine the conception was the cause of the Grand Canyon.

NameyMcName wrote:What's that guy on the left supposed to be?

Google Gigan

Magiciandude wrote:I am actually a man. Can I wear this shirt?

of course men can where this shirt, besides it's none of your business what others think of you

I heart the little nipples on the Destructosaur.

Tempted to buy for my pregnant sis-in-law, but thinking it might send the wrong message. ;)

I like the idea, but prolly not going to get

Mothra, you are NOT the father

I’ve always wondered who the parents were.

Is the dino with nipples going to hurl a cheese-grater at the knocked-up dino?

There's a billboard at the right hand monsters thigh that says "BUY". Stupid subliminal messages.

Surprised and delighted to see this artist/author printed here. I read her comic-roman Xoth last year for a German course and found the art very fun and the story an interesting mix of HP Lovecraft and modern social critique.. very much recommended!

My socially balderee neighbor boy asked me if I was pregnant while I was holding my 6 month old son. I wanted to slap him upside his head. What can i say? I guess, mothering brings out the best in me.

I would love this shirt but alas I still have a little pooch so I dare not tread into those violent waters again. If I almost slapped an 8 year old, I'd show no mercy to a 40 year old.

Edit: nice coverup of my original word Woot. While I have no idea what a balderee is, it's nicer than the word I had in there earlier.

Why is the monster on the left wearing oven mitts?

umm... Why does Godzilla have nipples?

I wonder if Destructosaur Jr. will take up the family buisness of destroying cities?