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Peanut Butter and Jealousy

Speed to First Woot:
58m 49.000s
First Sucker:
Skotty13
Last Wooter to Woot:
franc91
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 19% of Shirt Woots
Top 49% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4820

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Quality Posts



ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

I wanna get one but the site wont let me....BOOO.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Looks like Peanut Butter is in a bit of a jam.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Oh man, Elvis is going to be piiiiiiiissed!


Big Congrats to you, Seed! So happy to see you printing so often! Love your character work and I always look forward to your art! :D

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

No wonder my mother never used much peanut butter on my PB&J's. That piece of trash was spending all his time with the bananas!

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

Is this the end of Peanut Butter Jelly Time?

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Sorry, but it needs to be posted.

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun

That is NOT a banana in its pajamas!

yaw4god_emt


quality posts: 16 Private Messages yaw4god_emt

Seems to me that the banana should be the male.

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Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Furthermore, this jam is going to go bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

There is nothing I can say about this shirt that WONT sound highly sexual or inappropriate sooo yeah....>_>


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CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Orange you glad she didn't say Banana?

pbacsik


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pbacsik
chrisprender wrote:Looks like Peanut Butter is in a bit of a jam.



Oragutan Mating Guide. you read my mind....i was totally thinking this...

roshinobi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roshinobi

So this banana must be the girlfriend of the Eat More Meat banana. No wonder he was so angry.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I hate to say it, but really, that's what she gets for going with creamy instead of chunky.

wmerwi


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wmerwi

I guess the banana was just more ap-peel-ing.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 554 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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ChefRAZ wrote:I wanna get one but the site wont let me....BOOO.

Try again. Seems slow but I was able to get to the order page.



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GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
cLUrun wrote:That is NOT a banana in its pajamas!



And it is neither coming down the stairs, nor is it in a pear. Unless it was pear jelly...

Puggsy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Puggsy

glad I stayed up for this



/sigh


I can appreciate good art, not add to it.

boosi


quality posts: 2 Private Messages boosi

Has anyone tried peanut butter and jelly on crackers? I was out of bread one day....

d(-_-)b

raebee


quality posts: 21 Private Messages raebee

I think they should sit down and talk it out... That would be one delicious threesome!


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a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952

if jam cant have peanut butter to him/herself then noone can! bad new for banana..

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952
raebee wrote:I think they should sit down and talk it out... That would be one delicious threesome!



Oragutan Mating Guide yes! but peanut butter likes the secrecy

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

SeedUvPain is on a roll lately. Congrats on another print.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
ThunderThighs wrote:Try again. Seems slow but I was able to get to the order page.



got it... thanks used my code, got it for 5 dolleronees.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Purple with envy...

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

Good thing he didn't get caught with the honey, she's a real naughty one...and so sticky...

PRIVATEpastry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PRIVATEpastry

greatest comments on a shirt i've seen yet. i'm in for one.

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952
trixydan wrote:Good thing he didn't get caught with the honey, she's a real naughty one...and so sticky...



you know what they say, what happens on the bread comes back with you.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

What a sticky situation! The banana should just split.

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danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

Assuming Peanut Butter is a girl. That means Jam is also a girl. That's hot.

But if PB is male, that means Jam is also male. Not hot.

Either way is especially gross since that would mean the banana is either male (Wow. Gross.) or female (Wow. Grosser?).

yes it's me lol

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

I guess Peanut Butter had a Banana in his pocket and wasn't particularly glad to see Jelly.

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952
danielvutran wrote:Assuming Peanut Butter is a girl. That means Jam is also a girl. That's hot.

But if PB is male, that means Jam is also male. Not hot.

Either way is especially gross since that would mean the banana is either male (Wow. Gross.) or female (Wow. Grosser?).



i say theyre all female. now thats otterific

chris12345


quality posts: 25 Private Messages chris12345
boosi wrote:Has anyone tried peanut butter and jelly on crackers? I was out of bread one day....



That's just crazy talk.

Portions of this comment have been redacted.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Oh, oh, one more!

Peanut-butter couldn't help himself - Banana was just too a-peeling.

NAILED IT.

Edit: awwww, someone beat me to that one.

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sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

This really isn't a good time. Celery has been stalking me & Jelly has me in a bit of a jam so Banana I think you need to split.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952
eHalcyon wrote:Oh, oh, one more!

Peanut-butter couldn't help himself - Banana was just too a-peeling.

NAILED IT.



ya they did

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran
a75952 wrote:i say theyre all female. now thats otterific



Would you want your girlfriend to be a banana? think about that for a sec. There's only one way to have intercourse.

I hope I've scarred you.

yes it's me lol

saxamaphone


quality posts: 2 Private Messages saxamaphone
yaw4god_emt wrote:Seems to me that the banana should be the male.



kc6201


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kc6201

Jelly should get back at PB by cheating on him with Cream Cheese. It's delicious on crackers.