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Stone Cold Dunkin’

Speed to First Woot:
1m 37.000s
First Sucker:
kateos
Last Wooter to Woot:
mginsd
Last Purchase:
17 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 21% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1641

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
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Quality Posts



bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82

What does it MEAN!?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Auugh, this is not helping me in my quest to not drive down to the Krispy Kreme down the street.....

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I'm fascinated that there's no copyright issues here. Oh wait. EVERYBODY does this.

KevinMCombes


quality posts: 14 Private Messages KevinMCombes

Woot said it themselves: "This one doesn’t really need to be made."

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I'd love to see the sales distribution by size on this one.

tortamus


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tortamus

So, I'm guessing most of these sold will be size XL?

wwefreak88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wwefreak88

otterific

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I hope that's a chocolate cake donut...

DNfromMN


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DNfromMN

I expect to see this show up in Random Shirt woots in the next few months.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Input/output donuts?

ciarlar


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ciarlar

wow, such amazing artistry on this one. the detail is just INCREDIBLE. thumbs up!!!

xstevejx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages xstevejx
tortamus wrote:So, I'm guessing most of these sold will be size XL?



XL??? That's being diplomatic. :-)

AlienZulu


quality posts: 11 Private Messages AlienZulu

this shirt is freaking hilarious. if only it wasn't on white

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I can see the artist wearily sitting before the computer, uttering "Time to make the t-shirts..."

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica

Donuts, is there anything they can't do? Besides make sense in that sentence, that is?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

I would be far more amused by woot's "this is actually a pretty stupid and terrible shirt" writeups if they weren't also accompanied by selling a stupid and terrible shirt, and giving $1000 to someone who made a stupid and terrible shirt.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Too much thinking today. I read the design as "I owe donuts".

To who? Friends? Loved ones? Cops? Would I be bribing cops? What did I do wrong to have to bribe cops in the first place?

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

I O DONUTS??! waaat?? O_oa

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Night Two of my request for LONG SLEEVED SHIRTS.
Come on, we're willing to pay more (for a good design, of course).
You don't have to have a derby, just choose a good color, good shirt and good design. We don't all live in Texas...it gets COLD in other places.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Perhaps a more accurate design wouldn't actually show the donut, just some crumbs.

lalaclassic


quality posts: 51 Private Messages lalaclassic

Note: For Halloween Costume, buy this shirt and go as Homer Simpson... DOH!

garfep


quality posts: 1 Private Messages garfep

So if we're not pronouncing the donut, is "I, Donuts" more like "I, Robot" or "I, Claudius"?

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj

I donut donuts? I O donuts? I chocolate cover and sprinkle donuts? What is it?

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

How about I wear this to Dunkin' Donuts and order the lightest, most low-fat thing they have. What would they say?

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

i'd probably get quite a few dirty remarks if i wore this

jimmah120


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jimmah120

mmmh... donuts.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
tomcall wrote:How about I wear this to Dunkin' Donuts and order the lightest, most low-fat thing they have. What would they say?



Probably "here's your coffee, black no sugar"

sogj


quality posts: 15 Private Messages sogj
wootvan wrote:Night Two of my request for LONG SLEEVED SHIRTS.
Come on, we're willing to pay more (for a good design, of course).
You don't have to have a derby, just choose a good color, good shirt and good design. We don't all live in Texas...it gets COLD in other places.



Nope. We pretty much all live in Texas.
*hides under desk in denial that other places might exist*

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

PsychedelicBreakfast


quality posts: 9 Private Messages PsychedelicBreakfast

I Donut Donuts.

ktchicago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ktchicago

I naught donuts?

burglus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages burglus

The cops should be buying these up LOL

sogj


quality posts: 15 Private Messages sogj

I am SO HUNGRY now.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

10 Donuts? Am I reading that right?

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

tomcall wrote:
How about I wear this to Dunkin' Donuts and order the lightest, most low-fat thing they have. What would they say?

AdderXYU wrote:Probably "here's your coffee, black no sugar"



Or, "You want ice in that water?"

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
sogj wrote:Nope. We pretty much all live in Texas.
*hides under desk in denial that other places might exist*



Them people who live in the cold ain't hyoomin! Everyone knows it's only one temperature, year round: hot. :D

I kid. But as a fellow Texan, yeah...long sleeves = itchy, sweaty arms. And other sweaty things too, but we won't talk about those...

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. So much for selling in kids sizes.

mesmerelda


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mesmerelda

this must be too simplistic for my complicated mind to comprehend.

tortamus


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tortamus

Has anyone mentioned that it could also be read as "I O Donuts"? Because it totally could.

drewy813


quality posts: 8 Private Messages drewy813

Definitely said, "I heart donuts" outloud...