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>sigh< Ahh, the memories, of tooling around in my Little Red Corvette and partying like it's 1999.

backandforth wrote:I'm sorry, but from a distance this just looks like Prince with no facial features except for one empty eye socket and one eye socket with something jammed through it, possibly from behind. I'm scared to go to sleep.

I thought he had a carrot stuck in his eye socket. Well, actually, on first glance, I thought this was a Raggedy Andy doll with a carrot stuck in his eye and I was REALLY confused.

JadenKale wrote:One millionth refusal

People have been asking for years. just layer your tees with long-sleeve tees.

I don't understand why they don't do long sleeved tees. Makes sense to me. I'd be more likely to stock up for winter as well.

Red tears mean it's time to see your doctor.

watsons0625 wrote:I don't understand why they don't do long sleeved tees. Makes sense to me. I'd be more likely to stock up for winter as well.

I've made similar requests for sweatshirts to no avail. I so want The Binge on a sweatshirt, but sadly no joy.

btw, this shirt design just killed a part of me. Softly.

JadenKale wrote:Prince's favorite (royal) color was Purple.


other randomly useless facts about Prince: Prince is only 5'2", so to look taller, he wears heels.
He's also from Minneapolis, MN.

He also makes a mean pancake.

I support this shirt on the basis that Prince always refused parody rights to Weird Al Yankovic.

Go Woot! :D

I hate to say it but this is one of the more repulsive shirts I've seen that doesn't include profane or offensive text. I don't know exactly why. I love Prince, but... damn!

chrisprender wrote:I imagine that this shirt would go well with a raspberry beret.

If it was warm, I wouldn't wear much more!!

So, this would be a mourning dove, correct?

amachen wrote:No one will be worthy of this shirt unless they purify themselves in the waters of lake minnetonka.

best. post. ever.

chrisprender wrote:I imagine that this shirt would go well with a raspberry beret.

I ALMOST spit out my bagel reading this. Too funny!

Anyone Else notice how it looks like a "One-eyed, One-horn, Flying, Purple People-eater"?

Finally, a shirt to go with my assless pants.

I am so buying this!

Assassin15 wrote:I despise all popular music, and attempt to ignore it if at all possible (It's impossible)... I'm ashamed to admit I even know who Michael Jackson is.

This sounds almost stereotypically hipster/Alt.

♫ ♫ Is this is what it sounds like when the doves cry? ♫ ♫

ChefRAZ wrote:So when you PM that peep on the forum, moderator
You know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much the shirt cost, Ask him how does a womens medium fit, baby

Cause on this site
Things are much harder than other ones
on this forum,
You're on your own

Thanks for this--made me smile!

This shirt proves to me that doves are just pigeons with PR and a stylist.

I'm so getting this for my sister. She LOVED this song when she was tiny. She couldn't read yet, so she drew little symbols on the label of the 45 single my mom had of this song, so she'd know which record was the right one so she could listen to it. She'll love this shirt.

This shirt makes me want to lose it. Lets go crazy!

dfwphotoguy wrote:Finally, a shirt to go with my assless pants.

Love it!

michalc wrote:Anyone Else notice how it looks like a "One-eyed, One-horn, Flying, Purple People-eater"?

Hahaha! YES!! You are so right on!!!

I should wear this shirt when I want to party like its 1999.

Hmmm, I wonder how well the design on this shirt Prince... ha.
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He must have somehow fit his wings into the sleeves to keep that jacket on, since birds don't have shoulders... maybe they're kimono sleeves this time.

They were doing all kinds of fruity picks and made you not even want to go near them

Assassin15 wrote:I despise all popular music, and attempt to ignore it if at all possible (It's impossible)... I'm ashamed to admit I even know who Michael Jackson is.

I ignore and despise all popular music too, but at least I respect the well-known pioneers in each their respective genres and acknowledge what they have all done for the quality of music as an art form. To make another point just FYI, without Michael Jackson we would have never been given the acclaimed soundtrack of one of the greatest console games in history, Sonic 3.

wootvan wrote:
However, I'd gladly pay an extra buck or two for a great long-sleeved entry.

They'd likely have to charge way more than an extra buck or two to make it financially viable, which is why it won't happen. For better or worse, wooters are a cheap lot.

As for today's shirt . . . wow.

Assassin15 wrote:Why is it purple, of all colors? Am I missing something important...

If you don't understand why it is purple, you should not be allowed to wear the shirt!

This shirt is nothing but reckoning/random shirt fodder. I'm SO glad it didn't come out before I wooted 3 random shirts the other day -- I'm sure all 3 would have been this one.

There are probably 37 people in the entire US that would wear this. And I don't know any of them.

dfwphotoguy wrote:Finally, a shirt to go with my assless pants.

ROFLs!

bongosolo wrote:This shirt is nothing but reckoning/random shirt fodder. I'm SO glad it didn't come out before I wooted 3 random shirts the other day -- I'm sure all 3 would have been this one.

There are probably 37 people in the entire US that would wear this. And I don't know any of them.

And the Donut wasn't? Exceptionally bad Woot week.

I'm torn. I think it is well done and clever. It would be great for an '80s party. However, it is just going to make me feel old when most people under 35 won't get it. I don't FEEL old, but it is hard to ignore when you have to face that fact that this was 26 years ago.

Ugly shirt or ugliest shirt?

Orangutan Mating Guide I love that logo. Not gonna buy it with that shirt color though

danielvutran wrote:I'm buyin this shirt for 3 reasons.

Color Scheme
Dave Chappelle
Prince

Agreed

i cant believe this isnt sold out yet!
in for 3!

chreez wrote:Ugly shirt or ugliest shirt?

Maybe you're just like my mother...she's never satisfied.

Poor fella owes somewhere in the neighborhood of $500,000 in back taxes to the city of Chanhassen. Guess he shouldn't be out entertaining a certain lady in VIP at the Lounge or Envy. But, then again, I don't live in Chanhassen and Symbolina is always welcome in Minneapolis. How does he afford those suites at Vikings games, too? There again, welcome to Minneapolis where your financial transgressions shall be forgiven!