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Treats on Strike

Speed to First Woot:
1m 45.000s
First Sucker:
exstatica
Last Wooter to Woot:
sistercorvy
Last Purchase:
18 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1892

Purchaser Experience

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  • 86% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
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Quality Posts



CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

"Do more tricks" can be misconstrued.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

Oh great! More voices for me to hear!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This is what happens when unions enter our candy aisle.

mossygreen


quality posts: 71 Private Messages mossygreen
CapSea wrote:"Do more tricks" can be misconstrued.



I suspect that might be the point.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I think treats with teeth as vicious as these don't need help saving themselves.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

LOLOL, I might have to get this...so I too can parade on behalf of my wax-lip brethren.

FREEEEDOOOOOM!

tortamus


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tortamus

If this is what you see on Halloween, there is a good chance your candy may have been tampered with.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Where's the chocolate? WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE?!?!?!

CHOCOLAAAATE!!!

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

It's all about priorities, man.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

now see... this one I like... then again I'm all for outraged or hurt food ;)

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

My greatest concern is not that tiny anthropomorphic candies are protesting Halloween, but rather that they're all unwrapped. Ewww!

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

this is funny. I love that it says "trick or trick".

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I'm not really sure how there could be a Halloween candy shirt without chocolate anywhere on it...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

WHAT DO WE WANT!?
MORE SUGAR!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
NOW!!

YOU CANT HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH HUMAN ARMS!!

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Am I the only one who is seeing what looks like a pair of pucker lips posing as wax lips?

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

I'm going to cross that picket line, with my mouth

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I'm afraid I could be arrested for soliciting a girl named Candy Power if I wore this.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

In case anyone is interested, it appears www.waxlips.com is available.

mossygreen


quality posts: 71 Private Messages mossygreen
sparrowhawk69 wrote:I'm afraid I could be arrested for soliciting a girl named Candy Power if I wore this.



Huh, I think I went to junior high with her....

dukeofibanez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dukeofibanez

No more Halloween shirts taking up reckoning spots please!

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

It took me awhile to realize those where two upside down candy apples.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

I think my dentist must be mistaken. She says candy rots teeth...but look at the teeth on those candies!

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge
dukeofibanez wrote:No more Halloween shirts taking up reckoning spots please!



Are you kidding? This is like the best week ever!

Of course I could be biased, I have bat windchimes from halloween that I use year round

dukeofibanez


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sacrerouge wrote:Are you kidding? This is like the best week ever!

Of course I could be biased, I have bat windchimes from halloween that I use year round



No Im not kidding.

After Halloween there will nothing but these kinds of shirts we dont want and all the good shirts will be reckoned.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

They're ILLUSIONS Michael.

Great characters here! Nice work.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

First Toy Story, now this - all my childhood dreams are turning into nightmares!

mattlscc


quality posts: 34 Private Messages mattlscc

Pretty calm shirt for Halloween theme...

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
jwaal wrote:I think my dentist must be mistaken. She says candy rots teeth...but look at the teeth on those candies!



Excellent point - those are some sharp, white little teeth.

They should just accept the fact that they're indentured servants.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

chessofnerd


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chessofnerd

Is it just me or are those candy corns skin heads?

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

This candy is safe from me. I only eat the reese's & snickers.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
chessofnerd wrote:Is it just me or are those candy corns skin heads?



more straightedge then skinheads.

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

Love the literate lollipops. Sorry, literate caramel apples.

Vote:

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

This would be great if they incorporated the "Cavity Creeps" from those Crest commercials in the late 70's. We make holes in teeth!

madross


quality posts: 6 Private Messages madross

If this was a derby those candy apples would never have made it. And now they will have nice noses in cold rooms.

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Hempseed


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hempseed

I wish the gummy worm was coiled like a cobra ready to strike.

megsck


quality posts: 6 Private Messages megsck

they cant help that they were born sugary and delicious.

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Democrats! LOL

milbill24


quality posts: 2 Private Messages milbill24

they forgot the "smell my feet" option.

Cantatus


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Cantatus

If the treats are on strike, does this mean toothbrushes and pamphlets are scabs?