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Re: An exhaustive guide to cuts of meat

sogj wrote:YES! FTW!!!

Thanks for the support and suggestions sogj!

Spiritgreen wrote:Love how this worked out, thatrobert. Very funny. ^_^

Thanks Spirit!

tgentry wrote:I like the first version better with a little more understated humor, but this version will probably go over better with a lot of the voters. Nice job either way.

Yeah, I might be overthinking/overworking it. We'll see!

Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

Suddenly I'm not hungry. But I gots $10 with this shirt's name on it.

:^)

Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

Sampler with extra slaw, please.

tgentry wrote:Great looking shirt Boots, love the colors. Isn't Unicorn meat supposed to be tough and gamy though? I guess if it's highly processed and canned as shown it would make a good sandwich spread.

If prepared properly it's an excellent source of wishes and dreams. ;)

Re: I like BIG hams

For sooth the larger the ham the happier I am.

Re: Feel The Burn

THIS MUST WIN!

Re: Hot Dog's Identity Crisis

Love the text in the back, Robbie. Nice.

seraphic006 wrote:The setting: A guy, a girl, and a large piece of meat.
The scene: The punchline has just been delivered.
What was said just a few seconds ago? It's up to the viewer to think about what the girl said about the meaty display and therein lies the humor. Whatever it was you know it was funny cause you just came up with it.

"Why is a giant hot dog in a museum?"

jasneko wrote:One for the vegetarians, those who don't want meat all over their shirts, or those who just like it!

Thanks for the help in the pre-derby thread!

No animals were harmed in the making of this shirt.

Nice!

Re: Baconoctopus

I bet if you wore this shirt and said it with enough conviction, you could convince 47% of shoppers this is where bacon actually comes from.

Brilliantly weird. Weirdly tasty lookin'. ^_^

Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

Schweeeet.

Re: An Honest Meal

Ask my boyfriends 4-yo what the piggy sez and she replies 'Oink Oink.'

'And what do we say to the piggy?'

'Omnomnomnom!'

Re: Eat More Monkey

Here's a couple detail pics:

Re: And On His Farm He Had Chicken Nuggets

Holy cow that's creepy.

Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

The amount of pure win contained in this shirt is unbelievable. Just wow.

Re: And On His Farm He Had Chicken Nuggets

Really great detail on this

Re: F.Y.I.

Great work as usual, Boots!

Re: By Your Powers Combined!

This is sweet! Mystery solved!

Re: Hot Dog's Identity Crisis

Great! I would've liked the text to go all the way down.

I was sure hot dogs had some "happy fun ball" in the ingredients as well...

Re: F.Y.I.

I dunno...that tin makes it look like you are pushing Unicorn Snuff which, of course, is made from coarsely ground horn (no meat or by-products) with a pinch of MSG added.

Re: Turducken

This turducken has one month to live.

Re: Gobble Gobble Suckas!

Gobble Gobble Suckas!

Two colors on brown!

Thanks to all of you who help me to improve it! really thanks!

So difficult decisions, but at the end I went for the universal way


Some detail:

Re: Baconoctopus

Bacon = meat candy

Re: And On His Farm He Had Chicken Nuggets

Amazing lines. And major points for the crispy chickens. :D

Re: F.Y.I.

I have a feeling they also taste sparkly. Nice idea boots, love the humor.

Re: Gobble Gobble Suckas!

Awesome. Voted!

^_______^

Re: Gobble Gobble Suckas!

THE gift for Thanksgiving 2010 !

Another beaut.

Re: Turducken

I don't think it needs the definition, but I do love this. I would by a whole flock!

Re: Club 54 featuring Cold Cut Trio

I had to join in this weeks derby. After all meat is in my name!!!

Had fun with this... Hope you enjoy!

Re: Ground Chuck

It is a type of hamburger meat.

wootvan wrote:I dunno...that tin makes it look like you are pushing Unicorn Snuff which, of course, is made from coarsely ground horn (no meat or by-products) with a pinch of MSG added.

There I go again, trying to shoehorn a design in so that it fits the theme. Caught!


Thanks, guys!

Drakxxx wrote:

Drawing: Odysseyroc and Drakxxx
Colors: Odysseyroc

Win! This is so great. You guys did awesome, but I was told there would be tacos, and I see no tacos on the menu.... grrr.

Re: And On His Farm He Had Chicken Nuggets

Winner!

Re: Turducken

Skirochester! How long has it been?

Very sweet design. I always thought a turducken was some kind of concentric roast bird, but this makes more sense. -_^

Brilliant! I particularly like that "soylent green" is thrown in there.

Re: And On His Farm He Had Chicken Nuggets

Farmer John Wayne Gacy! Great illustration, but man is that creepy.

Re: Hot Dog's Identity Crisis

I agree with Robert, the text should have gone farther down. Other than that, you have another great idea concept here. I don't think I could where a shirt that has a hot dog on it, but the concept is to good to pass up. GMV.

Re: Gobble Gobble Suckas!

yes! love this one... as always!

Re: I like BIG hams

These are some perfectly hammy colors. ^_^ Ideal shirt for the holidays, or really, all year round. Just like ham.

::Ponyo voice::

Ham!!!

(gmv)

Re: An Honest Meal

Yes, little piggy, yes you are.