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The Anatomy Lesson

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quality Posts



Koniro


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Koniro

That looks kind of dirty... just what is going on in this?

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Pure awesome.

The original: http://www.penwith.co.uk/artofeurope/rembrandt_anatomy_lesson_dr_tulp.jpg

-Matt Colin

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

This is a great shirt. Nothing more needs to be said.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

I'm guessing there are going to be people who won't get this.

Here:



It's by Rembrandt. Go forth and be proud.

I'm guessing there will still be people who won't get this.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

WARNING: Do not wear this in front of the Cookie Monster.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I'm glad we live in a more civilized age. Now, when gingerbread men pass away, they are simply given to children and eaten.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

Well, they do say milk will give you stronger bones. But I don't think they quite understand what is meant by that.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

so this is how the Amish are made. Who knew?

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

wizardofkitty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wizardofkitty

Hup. No use crying over spilled milk all over your spleen.

micahl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages micahl

I'll be honest. I don't get it.

wooton


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wooton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anatomy_Lesson_of_Dr._Nicolaes_Tulp

ViperEagle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ViperEagle

This shirt kind of creeps me out. I think it is all the smiling over the corpse.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

wasn't this in a derby a while back?

interesting. And at least vaguely promising.

shichi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages shichi

Ewww gingerbread gangbang

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
micahl wrote:I'll be honest. I don't get it.



You're just messing with me now.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

Is this a male or female cookie? right now I'm afraid to lick the frosting.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
jmmbell1987 wrote:I'm guessing there are going to be people who won't get this.

Here:



It's by Rembrandt. Go forth and be proud.

I'm guessing there will still be people who won't get this.



I got it from the tee tiny icon on wootalyzer... Then again, I'm into art and I enjoy this amusing parody.

bpothier


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bpothier

This would be good to wear to VooDoo Doughnut in Portland, OR

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester

If I were to wear this, would it mean I was well cultured?

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

The shirt is brown... is it made of chocolate?

djenkins1982


quality posts: 15 Private Messages djenkins1982

If you bought it for your kid and he wore it to school the principal would have him turn it inside out.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
jmmbell1987 wrote:You're just messing with me now.



Or he doesn't read. Like the 200000 people who, every sellout, don't read and miss the post RIGHT ABOVE THEM that the shirt is still available tomorrow.

Occam's Razor, my good man.

WriteWay


quality posts: 9 Private Messages WriteWay

At least I feel better about eating them head first now.

Trendkill7577


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Trendkill7577
jmmbell1987 wrote:I'm guessing there are going to be people who won't get this.

Here:



It's by Rembrandt. Go forth and be proud.

I'm guessing there will still be people who won't get this.



I was one of those people. Thanks. Now that i know what it's a reference to, this shirt is awesome

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

some of the gingerbread men do look a bit more pervy than interested in education

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bpothier wrote:This would be good to wear to VooDoo Doughnut in Portland, OR



ZOMG they'd love that!

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

I have a feeling that today's woot comment section is about to become x-rated.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bluejester wrote:If I were to wear this, would it mean I was well cultured?



More like half-baked.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

The gumdrop-bone's connected to the milk-bone, the milk-bone's connected to the icing-bone, la la la...

sexylittlerobot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages sexylittlerobot

now I'm not afraid of Benjamin Franklin's basement!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Trendkill7577 wrote:I was one of those people. Thanks. Now that i know what it's a reference to, this shirt is awesome



By having helped just one soul, my work here is done.

I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Bandrik


quality posts: 73 Private Messages Bandrik

Great use of colors, placement of the design, and everything.

It's sadly just not for me. Cool idea though.

tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost
AdderXYU wrote:wasn't this in a derby a while back?

interesting. And at least vaguely promising.



Yeah I thought that too. His Woot login name is cashland and this piece was from the reinterpreting art titles derby #157 not too long ago. I like it, glad to see it get a second chance

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
bpothier wrote:This would be good to wear to VooDoo Doughnut in Portland, OR



I want to go to there.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc
AdderXYU wrote:wasn't this in a derby a while back?

interesting. And at least vaguely promising.



#157 famous art titles reinterpreted





deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

...so this is...disturbing.

milbill24


quality posts: 2 Private Messages milbill24

im not too sure why some of the gingerbread people look so happy, what horrible sick people they are.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
tjost wrote:Yeah I thought that too. His Woot login name is cashland and this piece was from the reinterpreting art titles derby #157 not too long ago. I like it, glad to see it get a second chance



This is Cashland? That makes it even cooler, if only because he doesn't print enough.

Spaghetti is one of my favorite ever HM's. I was also the first and last buyer. So yeah, I'm a fan.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Why is (almost) everyone so happy in this?

THAT DUDE IS DEAD!