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By Your Powers Combined!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
SquirrelsAreMean
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
20 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
10273

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 21% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Quality Posts



NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

The mustard is yours!

spiderweb1986


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiderweb1986

The shirt description reminds me that, somewhere, I actually own a copy of Lou Bega's "A Little Bit of Mambo."

...And now I'm sad.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Where's the horse and the rat?

(Congrats, Patrick! Another zombtastic design!)

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

1 expressionless pig + 1 expressionless chicken + 1 expressionless cow = 1 smiling shining floating hot dog!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

HOT DOG! I was hoping this would make the top 3!

jordanriane


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jordanriane

Yummy hot dog.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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Awesome job, Patrickspens. Love how the colors pop, the fun characters, and hilarious concept.

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj

A captain planet reference involving hotdogs? SOLD

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

This makes my nostalgia organ pulsate with joy.

I approve highly.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

So which one do you think is Heart?

SquirrelsAreMean


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SquirrelsAreMean

Awesome shirt! It's an honor to be the first sucker on this one!

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats - clever, cute and fun!

Vote!

kevielumps


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kevielumps

I thought the formula was somewhat different:

We're all children of one big universe, so you don't have to be a chump. -Ben Folds

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The holiday season is just around the corner-- buy it now for Christmas!

But Hanukkah? Uh, not so much.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

Hats off to the person who wrote the introduction to the tune of the Mambo Number Five song. I am most impressed. We are not worthy! (Bows in admiration)

I don't relish the idea of competing with you. Ketchup the good work.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Very pro, Patrick. As soon as I saw it in the pre-derby thread I knew it was a #1.



mopete27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mopete27

good stuff, voted for and bought.

amnewsboy


quality posts: 48 Private Messages amnewsboy

I saw the pig and instinctively thought it was Pig from Pearls Before Swine.

(Wonder if that hot dog has Zeeba meat.)

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner,
That would make me a cannibal you see.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

CyberDog3K


quality posts: 3 Private Messages CyberDog3K

In for two! A medium to start things off right, and a large for the post-hotdog-binge gut.

Love. It.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

What we don't see is that just beneath the so-called "Pig," "Cow," and "Chicken" are the little ants, rats, and frogs holding up their own little rings...

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I think that Pig, Chicken, and Cow should for a super team called Hot Dog Buddies.

Hot Dog Buddies: The real farm team!

turtlegir1


quality posts: 34 Private Messages turtlegir1

woot *proabably* needs a new editor. Unless that was intentional. Great shirt, BTW!

Bandrik


quality posts: 77 Private Messages Bandrik

I think this design needs more HEART!!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
turtlegir1 wrote:woot *proabably* needs a new editor. Unless that was intentional. Great shirt, BTW!



They're just checking to see if you're reading the write-ups.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

I'm thinking that this might just sell out.

Congrats on the print!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Based on what I've learned about hot dogs it would make even more sense if instead of coming from the ring, it actually came from the animals' rear-end.

khearn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages khearn

Great write-up!

HaidenGoodman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages HaidenGoodman

I'd be all over it if it weren't for the fact that it's not kosher.

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

So do they fight nitrates?

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

wearing this shirt lets everyone know that you are proud of your weiner.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

kschlege


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kschlege

In for a K4 for my kid. 3rd shirt in about 2 months.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

Does this shirt contain MSG?

thederringer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thederringer

Just realized I'm wearing black hole as I'm ordering another of your shirts. Great shirt!

BlueMirage


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BlueMirage

I bought one just because of the writeup. Seriously, it's genius, I want a framed copy on my wall.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

I like the expressions on the animals' faces, and the way the light beams mesh. Most of all, I like the "mystery meat" color of the hot dog. patrickspens can do arty, and he can do concept too.

Kudos from a fan!

SquatterBag


quality posts: 2 Private Messages SquatterBag

I have the strongest urge to buy this for my vegetarian friends.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Reminds me of a Macy balloon.

patrickspens


quality posts: 8 Private Messages patrickspens

Hey, I actually worked on a eating game a couple years back featuring Joey Chestnut (and a bunch of other competitive eating stars) I hope a print of this shirt finds its way into his hands...