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This shirt is awesome. Actually, all of the contendors for this contest are epic. This weekend is going to be hard on my wallet. Grats to the artist.

Wonder Wiener powers, activate!

Sold out by 9:30 a.m. Seriously...........I WANT ONE!

culturedjo wrote:Sold out by 9:30 a.m. Seriously...........I WANT ONE!

Me too

What ever happened to Captain Planet?

I just want to let you know that when I got a hotdog at US Cellular Field (White Sox), they offered me a ketchup packet. Clearly Chicago is less anti ketchup than they want you to believe!

Definitely buying one tomorrow for my son.

spiderweb1986 wrote:The shirt description reminds me that, somewhere, I actually own a copy of Lou Bega's "A Little Bit of Mambo."

...And now I'm sad.

That song is awesome.

How would a farm animal wear a ring?

Sold out already? Mann..

wow, I really LOL'd when I saw this... I went to hit purchase aaaaand... whats this? Sold out!? PWND! its like 9 in the morning... damn.

esbaylus wrote:I saw this, and immediately thought of a turkey, duck, and chicken making a Turduckin!

Being a horrible typist, I usually try not to play spelling police, but that's "turducken."

TURkey-DUCK-chickEN

derat wrote:wow, I really LOL'd when I saw this... I went to hit purchase aaaaand... whats this? Sold out!? PWND! its like 9 in the morning... damn.

Yeah, made sure i was up at midnight for this. Will prob. do the same for tomorrow and sunday's prints as well considering how sweet these shirts are.

Dang. Just woke up on west coast and its already sold out. Holy Crap I want it.

bluejester wrote:I'm thinking that this might just sell out.

Congrats on the print!

I too was among the many people who finally decided to pull the trigger when I got up this morning. I guess my prediction was accurate though...dang.

koneco wrote:That song is awesome.

Y'know, I always wonder at the tune of these songs, like the "Roomba Vacuum-a" one. I know it's probably to the tune of something famous. This is the first time I just knew it off the bat. Represent mediocre but catchy-as-hell radio-friendly nineties hip-hop!

How can I get one? sold out so quickly!!

midasvictim wrote:Dang. Just woke up on west coast and its already sold out. Holy Crap I want it.

My feelings exactly...

jeremytheindian wrote:Captain Hot Dog, He's our Hero
Gonna take your craving down to zero

He's our flavors magnified
And he's fighting on your stomachs side

Captain Hot Dog, He's our Hero
Gonna take your craving down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to make you hunger

We're ingredients, you can be one too
Cause being mechanically separated is the thing to do

Eating fruits and veggies is not the way
Hear what Captain Hot Dog has to say!

PURE. GENIUS.

skatimmy737 wrote:How would a farm animal wear a ring?

In their nose

goldenthorn wrote:This shirt will be for sale again starting tomorrow--here--at $15. ALL shirts continue to be sold after the first day of sale. Every single shirt provides a link to its next-day-sale page in the first comment of its shirt-specific forum thread. A shirt will remain for sale (at $15) until reckoned.

To find out what shirts are available for sale on any given day--other than the obvious "shirt of the day" on the front shirt.woot page--please click on the "reckoning" link found in the top right corner of any shirt.woot page. All the shirt thumbnails in the reckoning are shirts that are still for sale. Click on the thumbnail or title and you will be taken to the shirt's order page.

Hmmm...I seem to remember poor GoldenThorn slowly going mad one day last week...repeating the endless mantra "Reckoning Page tomorrow", "Reckoning page tomorrow", "Reckoning page tomorrow", "I'll be eating your brains in just a few moments...stay still...brraaiiinnnss..."

Or something like that...

Stay calm, take the pills, drink some tea...it'll be all better. Hey, grab one of those Not-A-Snuggies to stay all comfy!

I couldn't afford it just yet, and I certainly won't be able to afford it for a week or two at least.

Here's hoping that this Hot Doginn' t-shirt is still around when the "T-shirt Happy Hour" gets initiated at the next woot off.

Love the idea, but not crazy about the art style. Anyway, this is the first time I've visited today, and it's already sold out. (Yes, I know it's available tomorrow for $15; I just hate having to pay the extra $5.)

specsmachine wrote:"Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog anymore!"
- Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact (1983)

Despite what Dirty Harry says, my favorite toppings on a hotdog are ketchup and mayo.

Mayo on a hot dog...never heard that one before. Sounds disgusting. Ketchup is good though. I like to add mustard and relish too. But usually, I just prefer to eat cheddarwursts when available. Those I don't add any toppings to, since I don't think ketchup really goes with cheese.

About the writeup...I don't think they use actual intestines as casing anymore.

Boom, sellout. Alright!

isrn2 wrote:Just bought this for my 26-year old son who has been a hot dog lover since he was little. Wasn't unusual for him to eat an entire package as an after-school snack. Love Woot Christmas presents!!!

A "snack" huh? I think they're 10 hot dogs per package? That would be at least 5 meals for me, at least.

Awesomeness wrapped in a shell. Truly. hot dogs are like the M&M's of the meat world.

kc6201 wrote:A "snack" huh? I think they're 10 hot dogs per package? That would be at least 5 meals for me, at least.

That's what I was thinking. Perhaps they got confused with the Pringles slogan of "Once you pop you can't stop."

patrickspens wrote:Hey, I actually worked on a eating game a couple years back featuring Joey Chestnut (and a bunch of other competitive eating stars) I hope a print of this shirt finds its way into his hands...

I actually worked with Mastiff on the PR for MLE: The Game. Small world. :3

Also, where does the bun come into equation?
Pig + Cow + Chicken = Bun?

kc6201 wrote:A "snack" huh? I think they're 10 hot dogs per package? That would be at least 5 meals for me, at least.

you're not a teenage boy then, are you? they'll eat you out of house and home! And some of them will do that even *before* the teen years hit!

Glad i jumped on this early this morning. Cant wait to get it!

Come on, Woot. When are you going to change the "sold out!" sign into something less misleading? Most people just glancing at the site (far more than the ones actually bothering to comment with their confusing) have no idea that there's a "reckoning" system... or that "sold out!" doesn't really mean "sold out!". You and your artists are missing out on a lot of profit.

Maybe at least add a subtitle under it that says you can buy them again starting tomorrow on the reckoning page?

KidKobun wrote:I actually worked with Mastiff on the PR for MLE: The Game. Small world. :3

Also, where does the bun come into equation?
Pig + Cow + Chicken = Bun?

It's from the cow.

ciarlar wrote:This is one of the most adorable shirts I've seen in awhile. I would LOVE one if it wasn't in asphalt.. already have too many of those ;(

Also, what happened to the cow's udder?

The cow's udder was subject to an alien abduction and subsequent cattle mutation. Majority, more than 90% of all mutations end with the cow's udder being completely removed. The fact that this cow survived this leads me to believe he is part of an initial alien invasion force. Who would have ever thought a mutilated cow would actually be an alien secret agent? Watch out with this one, folks.

Edit: I don't see Mr. Wheat anywhere, so that leads me to believe the bun is in on it too. Where did it come from!? All this trickery has me on edge.

Awesome design, I think I own a few too many asphalt shirts as it is though..

Will this be on teh day of reckoning tomorrow?

If I had seen this before it was sold out, I would have purchased it immediately - hot dogs are my favorite food. Not only that, I actually sang along to Woot's lyrics while playing the YouTube video in the background. It was an overall excellent experience, except that I didn't get the shirt.

I'll gladly pay the darn $15 for this epic shirt tomorrow....

bluejester wrote:Awesomeness wrapped in a shell. Truly. hot dogs are like the M&M's of the meat world.

Or, are M&Ms hotdogs of the chocolate world?