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Portrait of the Walrus as a Young Man

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
towerspace
Last Wooter to Woot:
emmawrong
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 43% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1530

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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cmdixon2


quality posts: 20 Private Messages cmdixon2

Congrats Loop!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

A reference to this perhaps? It's even got little oysters on the top and bottom!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

CaptainWes


quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

Hey! It's my FAVORITE Mythbuster!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Wilford Brimley looks so young in that picture!

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

They sure used to wear some crazy moustaches back then.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

fantastic shirt; excellent description. love 'em both!

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

At the conclusion of the portraiture session, the subject said, "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go bust some myths."

talljerseysteve


quality posts: 2 Private Messages talljerseysteve

I wonder if he has started the search for his bucket at this age as yet

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

Yes! One of my choices now into threads. Awesome detail too. Glad y'all could make this one - very Wootable!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Yes I said yes I will Yes

and lovely work to the writers, as well

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Even dressed in their dapper finery, walruses give me an inferiority complex.

Trip to the aquarium w/ first boyfriend + coming to terms with budding sexuality + over-excited walrus up against the glass = permanent emotional scarring.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

Cu cu ca-choo!..

HAMMER TIME!!!

legr8est


quality posts: 9 Private Messages legr8est

When I look at this shirt, I'm reminded of Teddy Roosevelt.

BTW, this is the only shirt I voted up, and really hoped it would print. This shirt is cool in an inexplicable way.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

The question must be put forward: How did he knot that bow-tie?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

theinfinityloop


quality posts: 6 Private Messages theinfinityloop
legr8est wrote:When I look at this shirt, I'm reminded of Teddy Roosevelt.

BTW, this is the only shirt I voted up, and really hoped it would print. This shirt is cool in an inexplicable way.



Lol, my co-worker called this "Tusky Roosevelt."

Thanks everyone! Good to see that this walrus didn't get all dressed up for nothin!


magicman7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages magicman7
Assassin15 wrote:A reference to this perhaps?



I think it's a reference to this:

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

dunz0


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dunz0

congrats!!! this is awesome :D

loaba


quality posts: 26 Private Messages loaba

This shirt treads lightly and carries a big stick.

rlynch19


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rlynch19

Appears to be Jeremy Fish inspired.

http://www.sillypinkbunnies.com/artwork/

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace
Mahjongman wrote:They sure used to wear some crazy moustaches back then.



Actually, I've worn the handlebar more than I've rode a bicycle using the handlebars. My wearing one was popular during my rodeo days in my 20's. Today, imagine a chubby and shorter Steve Wilkos with a handlebar and that's ME when I let one grow.
Truthfully, if it weren't for that fella's tusks, he'd wind up eating that 'stache. I had to wax mine, especially the tips to keep that in check.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

Look! it's Jamie Hyneman!

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

The fact that this shirt won makes me jump for Joyce.

Congrats, Loop.

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly
JCamp4321 wrote:Cu cu ca-choo!..



Goo Goo G'Joob

Congrats on the very well deserved print, iLoop!! :D

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

CastawayJ


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CastawayJ

I am one of those people who reads the entire text below the pictur.

AND

for anyone else, I just wanted to note that the entry for shirt color makes a joke/reffrance to the book "The Stars My Destination"

I also sudgest you read the book, it's quite exemplary

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

After a few months of watching shirt.woot, I'm proud to announce that I've purchased my first shirt. This breaks the curse of the shirt I'm willing to buy not printing. I look forward to wearing the Walrus. Now to go over to the derby and make my votes count.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings."

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

I want to see this portrait on all my money.

absolutami


quality posts: 0 Private Messages absolutami

Looks a lot like Travis Louie's work..

http://www.travislouie.com

sexylittlerobot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages sexylittlerobot

You could wear this shirt, then commit a bunch of debauched acts and see if the mustache grows longer and more grotesque

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

This one'll make people subconsciously perceive you as thinner, right? That's why I bought one, anyway.

Also, is this actually a reference to Joyce or does the reference not extend past the name of the shirt?

Cause I only got about 200 pages into Ulysses, and the walls of my pseudo-intellectualism would tumble if someone came up and said "Dude, is that a Joyce reference?"

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

It's elementary my dear Watson.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
magicman7 wrote:I think it's a reference to this:

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man



Oh. So you're saying walrus drew this, as a self-portrait? Not bad! Not bad at all. Especially for someone with only fins with which to draw.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

shakensparco


quality posts: 5 Private Messages shakensparco

theinfinityloop's description has a typo! This man does not deserve such insolence!

"It couldn’t possible be more appropriate."

It should say "possibly"

fluidsoul


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fluidsoul

So, is anybody else reminded of an old-school mac game?

...exploring the underwater wreck, you come upon a room with a walrus that says 'indoubtably' when you click on him...

What's it called?

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
cwhieldon wrote:"Dude, is that a Joyce reference?"



The start of the holiday season is always the cause of much re-Joycing.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
sparrowhawk69 wrote:It's elementary my dear Watson.



In all 1100+ pages of mysteries, Holmes never ever said that. Just wanted to let you know.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bnlfanmatt


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bnlfanmatt
fluidsoul wrote:So, is anybody else reminded of an old-school mac game?

...exploring the underwater wreck, you come upon a room with a walrus that says 'indoubtably' when you click on him...

What's it called?



It was the Manhole. (stop snickering, everyone.) Wasn't the walrus a portrait on one wall? I'm curious how close this is.

vivster08


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vivster08

One word: Indubitably.

(Please tell me someone else remembers The Manhole!)

fluidsoul


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fluidsoul

For the win, friend. Indeed it was.

Wary of the power of suggestion, I started doubting my memory of the picture frame, but you're right about that too.

bnlfanmatt wrote:It was the Manhole. (stop snickering, everyone.) Wasn't the walrus a portrait on one wall? I'm curious how close this is.