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Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
twilbur
Last Wooter to Woot:
Snootsy
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
6934

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts



sharonjready


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sharonjready

Which Old Witch?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

"No use of the actual characters from the movie. That should be obvious, we hope."

WOO RULES!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Well, can't say I feel sorry for her. Anyone who eats a ding dong that big deserves such a fate.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman
sharonjready wrote:Which Old Witch?



The Wicked Witch!

::w:o:o:t::

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 128 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

HA HA HA HA I was hoping this would print. Clever!!

The frosting is the killer part. The chocolate coating just knocks you out.

zikzak


quality posts: 22 Private Messages zikzak

I like it...not sure about the shirt color though, and I do think it should be more obvious that it's a witch, like have a witch hat lying around...I'm almost but not quite sold

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51

And someone who worked within the rules was denied a print.

No offense to puppetsmith--I really do like the design.

meekaboo


quality posts: 5 Private Messages meekaboo

That's a really big ding dong!

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

Looks like the witch is minty fresh now too!

Bog of carp anyone?

soliver


quality posts: 27 Private Messages soliver

My kids are in the school production of the Wizard of Oz. This will be perfect for a rehearsal….

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

This is the second time I have witnessed a Little Debbie murder somebody.

Seize the Opportunity.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

rule-breaking aside, i love a shirt that will not require explanation. sadly, i didn't have a chance to see the derby entries this week, much less vote for one, but i immediately "got" this design even from its tiny thumbnail on the main woot page. nicely done!

p.s. i also loved this, wooterwriters: "Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve really had it on all along"

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

Not quite sure why, but I'm suddenly craving a thin mint ice cream sandwich.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

Anyone else ready for a midnight snack??? Maybe some Ding Dongs??

Also Howdy from Texas! WTG puppetsmith

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Twinkie Twinkie little star...

bluejester


quality posts: 566 Private Messages bluejester

It looks like the witch got creamed.

:Drum Riff:

mrsfrogemily


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mrsfrogemily

Cute and clever but not what I want to be wearing. Also, this green color on my fair skin makes me look like death is about two minutes away.

froggie

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Nice pumps.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
meekaboo wrote:That's a really big ding dong!



that's what she said... literally!
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also out of all the designs from this derby, rules aside, this was my favorite. I'm glad it won!
Congrats puppetsmith!!

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

Hey make sure those shoes are still good. We may be able to sell them to some naive girl.

Seize the Opportunity.

bluejester


quality posts: 566 Private Messages bluejester

I don't see any hands or a head sticking out from under that thing. Based on proportion the ding dong either knocked her in two and the other half is some where else, or she's a midget with reeeeeeally long legs.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Sweeeet! No really, those are super sweet.

Congrats to another Texas artist, yeeehaawwrr! This was a really clever design, makes me chuckle like a kid. And it also makes me want moon pies like a kid. Nom.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

Tough ole' bat - it took a Ding Dong and a half to cream 'er!

isawhat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages isawhat

Hostess must be proud!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluejester wrote:I don't see any hands or a head sticking out from under that thing. Based on proportion the ding dong either knocked her in two and the other half is some where else, or she's a midget with reeeeeeally long legs.



Wait, I can explain! One of the ding dong halves is covering the head. And those things you thought were cracks? Well, they're really her arms! Took me a second to figure it out, though, but there it is.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Ah, Woot, too late by about a year. My mother would have loved this.

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

WATCH OUT! FLYING SNACK FOOD!

Seize the Opportunity.

cnaps29


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cnaps29
DarthNinja wrote:Looks like the witch is minty fresh now too!



that isn't a peppermint patty, it's a ding dong. the cake snack. hence the joke in the title.

pkagel


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pkagel

This would have been awesome to wear to see Wicked.

EBOLAinfectedMonkey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages EBOLAinfectedMonkey

Looks like the Cream-filled Cake Coalition has teamed up with the Lollipop Guild

1. Design shirts
2. ????????
3. PROFIT

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

So, are Ding Dongs Hostess cakes or are they Little Debbie cakes?

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

autopsy report:
woman found dead, probable cause :one too many big ding dongs.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
bassanimation wrote:So, are Ding Dongs Hostess cakes or are they Little Debbie cakes?



They're the Hostess with the mostest.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
zikzak wrote:I like it...not sure about the shirt color though, and I do think it should be more obvious that it's a witch, like have a witch hat lying around...I'm almost but not quite sold



Really?

Have you never seen the Wizard of Oz?

For the other 99.9% of Americans the striped sox and ruby slippers sticking out is iconic enough that we know it's not just "a witch" but it's the Wicked Witch of the East.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Hey! Where's the cream filling?!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
blue_94_trooper wrote:Really?

Have you never seen the Wizard of Oz?

For the other 99.9% of Americans the striped sox and ruby slippers sticking out is iconic enough that we know it's not just "a witch" but it's the Wicked Witch of the East.



That you know it's the wicked witch, and not nanny from muppet babies, or the goth girl who didn't shower and wanted to marry jack skellington who sat behind you in creative writing, or a slightly senile granny, is why this shirt shouldn't have been printed.

There was a rule in place where no characters from the movie itself was supposed to be included in the design. This is obviously THAT WITCH.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I'm not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm a ding dong.

blue_94_trooper


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blue_94_trooper
AdderXYU wrote:There was a rule in place where no characters from the movie itself was supposed to be included in the design. This is obviously THAT WITCH.



It's a great shirt and I love it. I always miss the derby voting (and the associated rules) and really don't care. Apparently 707 people did see the rules and voted for it anyway.

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51
blue_94_trooper wrote:It's a great shirt and I love it. I always miss the derby voting (and the associated rules) and really don't care. Apparently 707 people did see the rules and voted for it anyway.



The typical voters vote for designs they like, not designs they think follow the rules.

I'm OK with that.

It's Woot's job to play judge and make the hard decisions.