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No one left to play with

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
hoops45
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
7999

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
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  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Quality Posts



bartmonkey13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bartmonkey13

I LOVE it, especially considering I rewatched the trilogy a week ago :D


YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

Looks like all those adventurers tried their luck with the balrog, but just couldn't SOOT the bill!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

What a bunch of weaklings! Even with the wizard they couldn't get him? They deserve that incineration if that's really all they got...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

This shirt is a perfect depiction of what literally just happened to me in Warhammer.




OmniOne


quality posts: 6 Private Messages OmniOne

For a chubby demon, he certainly brings it. Strong.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Still not sure if I want to laugh or cry at this picture.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

hey that's one of those medieval phoenix birds that used to land on cathedrals.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

xarous


quality posts: 10 Private Messages xarous

One shirt to rule them all.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

A lot of people will love the Lord of the Rings tie-in, but give credit to Patrickspens-- it's a solid design with or without the reference.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Why the Balrog went bad...when he started out so darn cute.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Heh. It passed.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I wonder if he listened to the Talking Heads back in the 80's?

Burnin Down the House

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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OmniOne wrote:For a chubby demon, he certainly brings it. Strong.



He's just big boned.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Well, at least they don't have to listen to that Enya song at the end...

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Awwww, poor widdle Balwog. He has no friends left.

I guess his Mama never taught him not to play with fire.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
lonelypond wrote:Why the Balrog went bad...when he started out so darn cute.



You say that all the time...

Edit: Ahh, they edited out the quadruple post.

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

He is lord of the ring of ash. Congrats on another solid offering Patrick. It's not just cinders and smoke.

zkristufek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zkristufek

Looks like my raid last night

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Ohhh yeah. I like this shirt.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The Most Interesting Man in the World has a favorite Woot designer:

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
chrisprender wrote:A lot of people will love the Lord of the Rings tie-in, but give credit to Patrickspens-- it's a solid design with or without the reference.



True, this is a great design from top to bottow. I predict a sell out--if people on here are half the nerds/fans that I am.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 20 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

This shirt reminds me more of the original pc game Diablo, than the Lord of the Rings movies or books.

ksherman85


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksherman85

Another great LOTR shirt by patrickspens! This will go nicely with my Soulmates tee

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Bandrik


quality posts: 71 Private Messages Bandrik

Woah, over a thousand votes. Congratulations, PatrickSpens, on your FLAWLESS VICTORY!!


bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?



Bill the pony comes in and saves the day!

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Readers of Terry Pratchett know that, in accordance with perfect comedic circumstances, the hat of the victim (of whatever harm befell him) must remain intact as an identifier of what once was.

A roundabout way of thanking Patrickspens for preserving the comedic tradition.

Perilous


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Perilous

I'm buying this so hard I'll probably wind up with two by accident.

Awesome design. Grats on the print!

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69
Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?



Disney takes it over & it's merged with the 7 dwarfs.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
joemail11 wrote:Readers of Terry Pratchett know that, in accordance with perfect comedic circumstances, the hat of the victim (of whatever harm befell him) must remain intact as an identifier of what once was.

A roundabout way of thanking Patrickspens for preserving the comedic tradition.



Yeah! If only the Fellowship had covered themselves in whatever material the hat was made from, they might still be alive today.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic
chrisprender wrote:The Most Interesting Man in the World has a favorite Woot designer:



Haha! Good one.

Great work , Mr. Spens. I love this character!


jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

...and now for my next trick, I need another volunteer from the audience.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

LOL! I should get recruitment points. I just posted a link to this on my facebook page and already my cousin and a good friend are saying they're going to buy it.

fjrrider


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fjrrider

It's no wonder why they failed. They tried to 9-man a 10-man raid.

flukeboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages flukeboy
tazfreeatlast wrote:This shirt reminds me more of the original pc game Diablo, than the Lord of the Rings movies or books.


Never played the original but played Diablo II and it did remind of it at first until I noticed the "One Ring" - lol. I have to wait until morning to get in touch with my cousin to get her t-shirt size. I hope it doesn't sell out until then. She lurved Legolas.

wine.woot!: 1; sellout.woot!: 2; shirt.woot!: 40 w/ 1 v-neck & 1 bonus + 2 koozies; 4 randoms @ 3 each & 3 random @ 1 each; shirt.woot!/Classics: 2; & 1 light weight hoodie; woot!: 6; deals.woot!/Community Deals: 2;sport.woot!plus: 1

mantistoboggan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mantistoboggan

D'aaawww. Cutest hell-demon born of smoke and shadows ever.

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

hehe, his legs are teeny!

love that the horns are droopy too, this shirt is amazing :D

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost
Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?



As I recall, a bunch of chubby teddy bears with wooden bows beat an army of the Empire's finest soldiers.

Oh wait...

Catkicker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Catkicker

i think i can even name the ash piles. clockwise from the balrog:

gimli, legolas, merry and pippin(could be the other way around), frodo, sam, aragorn, gandolf and boromir.

and now i know how big a geek i really am ;)

edit: oh, and if you wondered how i figured out the hobbits other than frodo: sam is always with frodo and so he has to be the one to the left of frodo, of the other two there is nothing to say which is which. as for aragon and boromir, boromir uses a broadsword and aragorn during this time has a rangers longsword, he doesnt have narsil yet.