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I LOVE it, especially considering I rewatched the trilogy a week ago :D


YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like all those adventurers tried their luck with the balrog, but just couldn't SOOT the bill!

What a bunch of weaklings! Even with the wizard they couldn't get him? They deserve that incineration if that's really all they got...

This shirt is a perfect depiction of what literally just happened to me in Warhammer.

For a chubby demon, he certainly brings it. Strong.

Still not sure if I want to laugh or cry at this picture.

hey that's one of those medieval phoenix birds that used to land on cathedrals.

One shirt to rule them all.

A lot of people will love the Lord of the Rings tie-in, but give credit to Patrickspens-- it's a solid design with or without the reference.

Why the Balrog went bad...when he started out so darn cute.

Heh. It passed.

I wonder if he listened to the Talking Heads back in the 80's?

Burnin Down the House

Well, at least they don't have to listen to that Enya song at the end...

Awwww, poor widdle Balwog. He has no friends left.

I guess his Mama never taught him not to play with fire.

lonelypond wrote:Why the Balrog went bad...when he started out so darn cute.

You say that all the time...

Edit: Ahh, they edited out the quadruple post.

He is lord of the ring of ash. Congrats on another solid offering Patrick. It's not just cinders and smoke.

Looks like my raid last night

Ohhh yeah. I like this shirt.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

The Most Interesting Man in the World has a favorite Woot designer:

chrisprender wrote:A lot of people will love the Lord of the Rings tie-in, but give credit to Patrickspens-- it's a solid design with or without the reference.

True, this is a great design from top to bottow. I predict a sell out--if people on here are half the nerds/fans that I am.

This shirt reminds me more of the original pc game Diablo, than the Lord of the Rings movies or books.

Another great LOTR shirt by patrickspens! This will go nicely with my Soulmates tee

Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?

Woah, over a thousand votes. Congratulations, PatrickSpens, on your FLAWLESS VICTORY!!

Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?

Bill the pony comes in and saves the day!

Readers of Terry Pratchett know that, in accordance with perfect comedic circumstances, the hat of the victim (of whatever harm befell him) must remain intact as an identifier of what once was.

A roundabout way of thanking Patrickspens for preserving the comedic tradition.

I'm buying this so hard I'll probably wind up with two by accident.

Awesome design. Grats on the print!

Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?

Disney takes it over & it's merged with the 7 dwarfs.

joemail11 wrote:Readers of Terry Pratchett know that, in accordance with perfect comedic circumstances, the hat of the victim (of whatever harm befell him) must remain intact as an identifier of what once was.

A roundabout way of thanking Patrickspens for preserving the comedic tradition.

Yeah! If only the Fellowship had covered themselves in whatever material the hat was made from, they might still be alive today.

chrisprender wrote:The Most Interesting Man in the World has a favorite Woot designer:

Haha! Good one.

Great work , Mr. Spens. I love this character!

...and now for my next trick, I need another volunteer from the audience.

LOL! I should get recruitment points. I just posted a link to this on my facebook page and already my cousin and a good friend are saying they're going to buy it.

It's no wonder why they failed. They tried to 9-man a 10-man raid.

tazfreeatlast wrote:This shirt reminds me more of the original pc game Diablo, than the Lord of the Rings movies or books.

Never played the original but played Diablo II and it did remind of it at first until I noticed the "One Ring" - lol. I have to wait until morning to get in touch with my cousin to get her t-shirt size. I hope it doesn't sell out until then. She lurved Legolas.

D'aaawww. Cutest hell-demon born of smoke and shadows ever.

hehe, his legs are teeny!

love that the horns are droopy too, this shirt is amazing :D

Assassin15 wrote:Does anyone know how the rest of the trilogy plays out after this little event?

As I recall, a bunch of chubby teddy bears with wooden bows beat an army of the Empire's finest soldiers.

Oh wait...

i think i can even name the ash piles. clockwise from the balrog:

gimli, legolas, merry and pippin(could be the other way around), frodo, sam, aragorn, gandolf and boromir.

and now i know how big a geek i really am ;)

edit: oh, and if you wondered how i figured out the hobbits other than frodo: sam is always with frodo and so he has to be the one to the left of frodo, of the other two there is nothing to say which is which. as for aragon and boromir, boromir uses a broadsword and aragorn during this time has a rangers longsword, he doesnt have narsil yet.