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Multiple exclamation points: the sign of an unsound mind.

Poor little ice cream cone.

Uh oh, that one sneezed off it's clothes and is naked now!

All of the responses to sneezes known to man.

I would eat those little boogers.

Are we assuming the ice cream is German?

Awwww, this is cute! I do wish it was on pink. Woot needs a pink shirt. Yes yes.

hmmmm a tad familiar...

were those Diana's Sprinkles?

tomcall wrote:Are we assuming the ice cream is German?

Of course we are ... it's white.

sparrowhawk69 wrote:I would eat those little boogers.

Ewww no way. It's way better to pretend you're picking something up off the floor and just wipe them down there.

Sicko Woot write-up dude writes "Man, I can’t wait to lick and gnaw the life out of you." Uh, that's just all kinds of disturbing... No, really.

sparrowhawk69 wrote:I would eat those little boogers.

Would you? Do you enjoy eating waxy tasteless color bits? But sprinkles look pretty on ice cream and are totally worth the extra 25 cents (or whatever your ice cream suppler may charge).

From what I know, the whole 'bless you' thing came about during the black plague. If you sneezed, people figured you were on your way to plague-dom, so they would say 'God bless you'.

Kinda scary 0.0

My Romanian friend lied to me! Her knowledge of the language, at least what she will reveal to me, is a travesty.

Upon further examination, she prefers to get lucky instead of worrying about health. Imagine that.

Of course the ice cream has a cold. It's ice cream! Otherwise it would be melted ice cream.

There is a cold joke in there somewhere, but I'm too frustrated from missing out on the Sansa Fuze's during the woot-off.

Soft serve in January to balance Christmas in July...now I want a boardwalk, a balmy breeze + a polite chocolate vanilla swirl cone.

joemail11 wrote:Would you? Do you enjoy eating waxy tasteless color bits? But sprinkles look pretty on ice cream and are totally worth the extra 25 cents (or whatever your ice cream suppler may charge).

I've had sugary sprinkles. I probably wouldn't like the wax.

bassanimation wrote:From what I know, the whole 'bless you' thing came about during the black plague. If you sneezed, people figured you were on your way to plague-dom, so they would say 'God bless you'.

Kinda scary 0.0

Yeah, it was like the Middle Ages version of, "Sucks to be you, you're so hosed."

I'm getting a smug vibe from the jerk smiley one. poor sprinkle-less cone!

I bought the other gesundheit shirt with the staples because I'm such a fan of saying gesundheit IRL. But I dunno about ice cream, that might be taking it too far!

tomcall wrote:All of the responses to sneezes known to man.

What about "smatagotacoh"?

One of the funniest designs I've seen in months. . . .
As soon as I saw it a chunk of a White Castle burger came out my nose.

bluejester wrote:Yeah, it was like the Middle Ages version of, "Sucks to be you, you're so hosed."

Yup.

Humans: Jerks since the dawn of time! :D

Sprinkles have nothing on chocolate dip. Mmmm, DQ.

bluejester wrote:Yeah, it was like the Middle Ages version of, "Sucks to be you, you're so hosed."

I heard a story (which is now rather dated):

Former Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda asked one of his coaches why he said "God bless you" after Tommy sneezed.

"It's thought that your heart stops for a moment when you sneeze," the coach explained.

"Than why doesn't someone tell me 'God bless you' every time someone hits a ground ball to Steve Sax?"

bassanimation wrote:Awwww, this is cute! I do wish it was on pink. Woot needs a pink shirt. Yes yes.

If this was ever reprinted, it'd be mine in about half of a split second. Yes, even with all that bubble gummy, cotton candy, diabetes-inducing pink.

jmmbell1987 wrote:Mmmm, DQ.

Oh hell YES! FIST BUMP FOR THE QUEEN! *bump*

Our family says, "You're so good looking!!" when someone sneezes. If course strangers think I'm hitting on them.

NightGhost wrote:I heard a story (which is now rather dated):

Former Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda asked one of his coaches why he said "God bless you" after Tommy sneezed.

"It's thought that your heart stops for a moment when you sneeze," the coach explained.

"Than why doesn't someone tell me 'God bless you' every time someone hits a ground ball to Steve Sax?"

Holy baseball geekdom, Batman, I totally laughed at this. You just earned about 10,000 points in props in my book.

They must be twins as they are mirror images of each other.

I will never be able to look at food the same way again. I was just thinking, between this shirt and "Fresh Cake" the anthropomorphised treats will make it easier to avoid sweet treats.

According to my extensive research on Wikipedia, the usage of the term "Bless you" in response to someone sneezing can be traced back to 77 AD in Ancient Rome, although the reason behind its usage is unknown. Perhaps they worried about harming each other with projectiles flung at 150 kph out of their nostrils?

HA HA HA. Ponders my last name and this shirt together. Adorable and yet and yet... I have bought tooo many shirts this week WOOT. What are you trying to bankrupted me?

The other cone, who just sneezed, is about to say, "You think it's funny. But, it'Snot."

sparrowhawk69 wrote:were those Diana's Sprinkles?

NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooOooo. Not yet at least.

I'm still debating purchasing.

DianaSprinkle wrote:NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooOooo. Not yet at least.

I'm still debating purchasing.

Sirius.ly, I think you'll have credit this weekend.

so if the ice cream cone face had a fever...

would it just die?

and then nujabe's mystline would play?

I think the ice cream cone was misdiagnosed. Those sprinkles flu right off him when he sneezed.