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Rain-Bo

Speed to First Woot:
1m 13.000s
First Sucker:
Mathis37
Last Wooter to Woot:
dairidon
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 30% of Shirt Woots
Top 48% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
852

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Quality Posts



lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

No breakfast cereals or leprechauns here...

NightGhost


quality posts: 1903 Private Messages NightGhost

Interesting. It may be meant as a play on Rambo, but I can't help but see a political message here.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Get this shirt now! Chances are, its sequels won't be half as good as the original.

tekssx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tekssx

I like the concept and all, but dangit, had to be rainbow colorful style. I'm 50/50 on clicking that button!

Woot wooting away.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Apparently Stallone doesn't go for the whole "Roy G Biv" thing, because that rainbow is DEFINITELY missing some colors.

torgospizza


quality posts: 19 Private Messages torgospizza

They drew Roy G. Biv, not me!

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

Too bad it's not a double rainbow with twice the fire power.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

I see the color violet was sacrificed for a machine gun and a grenade. A good trade, seeing as the gun probably has unlimited ammunition.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Prediction for the next nature+Stallone crossover shirt: Rock-y.

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg
joemail11 wrote:I see the color violet was sacrificed for a machine gun and a grenade. A good trade, seeing as the gun probably has unlimited ammunition.



What's the cheat code for unlimited ammo? I can't seem to find it.

torgospizza


quality posts: 19 Private Messages torgospizza
NightGhost wrote:Interesting. It may be meant as a play on Rambo, but I can't help but see a political message here.



The anti-rainbow lobbyists have gotten to you, haven't they?!

serk


quality posts: 1 Private Messages serk

Cool shirt but I wonder how many people would think it was for a militant hoopy rights group...

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
acdawg wrote:What's the cheat code for unlimited ammo? I can't seem to find it.



Alt+F4

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

I'm detecting a pattern here, woot.

If you print a shirt with a RAM stick wielding a gatling gun, I'll know you've got a Stallone fanclub at the woot offices.

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

If you look closely at the end of the rain-bo, you can see it. And that 'it' is Richard Crenna, come to tell the local government how useless they all are. And how they need to eat more donuts and/or doughnuts.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

It's always been my secret childhood dream to watch a rainbow impale a man with an arrow shot from a compound bow.

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

Poor blue... it's stuck with index finger and thumb duty. Maybe that's why it's so sad.

vivbot


quality posts: 24 Private Messages vivbot

hmm I see he took off his top red layer and used it to tie around his... head-ish area

btw does he disappear if it's not raining?

acdawg


quality posts: 27 Private Messages acdawg

Did Obama change it to "Don't ask, or I'll shoot you"?

Buonvino


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Buonvino

What is this?

-It’s a blue light.

What does it do?

-It turns blue.

torgospizza


quality posts: 19 Private Messages torgospizza

I have to say, Rain-bo has always been my favorite refraction hero.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

How does a being created entirely from light refracting at different angles in water droplets muster the strength (and "solidness") to grip and use military-grade weaponry?

imsotired42149


quality posts: 0 Private Messages imsotired42149

What does it mean?

isawhat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages isawhat

Three cheers for Don't Ask Don't Tell being repelled! That's totally the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the shirt.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
joemail11 wrote:How does a being created entirely from light refracting at different angles in water droplets muster the strength (and "solidness") to grip and use military-grade weaponry?



I think we need a name for the answer to this problem, and I call it: the joemail11 Pun Power Theory of Possibility, where, to a certain extent, the amount of normal laws of physics that may be ignored is directly proportional to the quality of the pun.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

From the thumbnail it looks like a rainbow punching a silhouette of a guy in the junk. ^^; You're supposed to find a pot of gold, not a fist!

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Yay! A paradox! You can't see, but I'm clapping my hands in joy.

My Colors: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 6 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 9 Navy, 3 Silver, 5 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 7 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 6 Baby Blue, 2 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 4 Olive, 1 Pink

Last 12 of 71: The Raven, Mon Petit Chou, Navy Seals, Give me another drink, Procrastination University, Mr. Fallwinter, Nature Owl, In the Library With the Wrench, Fall, Autumn = Embarrassment, You Have To Try This Guys, Imposter

undermind9


quality posts: 3 Private Messages undermind9

ok, i buy/wear a lotta ridiculous shirts

but i just wont buy it,

i mean, besides the obvious problems such as the rainbow having no articulating fingers to pull the trigger...or the pin, rotating limbs to lift the gun to firing height...or throw the grenade

no, my real problem...how on earth is that bandana gonna stay on in a fight? its tied onto an arch!

**edit...i see upon further review the BLUE color has spawned fingers. still dont know about that bandana**

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

This shirt tells the world, instead of a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, there's a weapons cache.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
jmmbell1987 wrote:I'm detecting a pattern here, woot.

If you print a shirt with a RAM stick wielding a gatling gun, I'll know you've got a Stallone fanclub at the woot offices.



Speaking of Stallone, we recently saw The Expendables. He's fast approaching Joan Rivers levels of plastic surgery :X.

Aracos


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Aracos

Reminds of the Reading Rambo parody skits they do on Attack of the Show on G4. I wonder if that inspired the artist for this design.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
undermind9 wrote:
no, my real problem...how on earth is that bandana gonna stay on in a fight? its tied onto an arch!



You just activated that little bit of OCD that everybody has. Now I can't stop thinking about that.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

That gun shoots Pan-galactic Gargleblasters.

Sweet, fruity, tangy, spherical, hard, diabetic inducing, painful, and unforgiving Pan-galactic Gargleblasters.

undermind9


quality posts: 3 Private Messages undermind9
acdawg wrote:What's the cheat code for unlimited ammo? I can't seem to find it.



up up down down left right left right b a start?

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

At first glance the rainbow looks like a Mary Tyler Moore clown wig....

bpr2


quality posts: 159 Private Messages bpr2
bassanimation wrote:Speaking of Stallone, we recently saw The Expendables. He's fast approaching Joan Rivers levels of plastic surgery :X.



haha

that was fun while it lasted!

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Don’t wear this shirt: To this year's Gay Pride Parade, it'll send mixed messages!

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

Clearly on a mission to the upper atmosphere to retrieve the cloud with the silver lining. None get left behind.

rabidewok


quality posts: 11 Private Messages rabidewok

Those leprechauns drew first blood, not me.

They drew first blood.