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Waiting until the last minute? You just missed it. But maybe there's still time to salvage Valentine's Day with our fourth annual crop of free, printable Woot Valentines. This year, our "Sweet" Valentines feature a variety platter of romantic meats, while our "Bitter" Valentines explore the dark side of love among the sideshow freaks.

The 4-up PDFs below are ideal for printing - just add scissors. For those who communicate their innermost yearnings via email attachments, we also offer heartfelt JPGs. And if none of the 2011 models push your love buttons, our 2008, 2009, and 2010 Woot Valentines are still every bit as current as when we released them (except for the one about Conan O'Brien). Ha-P V-Day 2 U!

After you give them, let us know: who's the lucky lifeform who received your Woot Valentines? And do you still have a relationship with them?

 

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

Wow.


roshinobi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roshinobi

that first one...yeah.

dangurous


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dangurous

officially sent the bacon valentine to embersglow1. life is good

36 woots for shirts, most recent: 1/21/15: Fat Unicorn Remix (Pink) (L)
Member since 2008

rainbowconfetti


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Great *Freaks* reference! Perfect for old horror movie lovers

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

Ick.

As off-putting as they are, I'd have stuck with the freakshow theme instead of switching gears to food halfway through.
Or, ditched freakshow and just done food.

Or, just not.

tomaew


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rainbowconfetti wrote:Great *Freaks* reference! Perfect for old horror movie lovers



one of us, one of us, gooble goble gooble goble

Johndis5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Johndis5

Is there a reason you only attached the Woot! name to the sweet ones?

You make some of us so bitter sometimes, Woot!. You should own up to it.

nathanwpyle


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These are great.

cjkyle


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cjkyle

are last year's still around somewheres?

locustpr


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"You make me gag" is a bitter Valentine?
Huh, really... and with that imagery?

zwartepaard


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My graphic design friends and I want to know what the font is on the sweet valentines. Is it custom type?

blk909


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blk909

Gosh darn it, I would rather you had printed more shirts from the fog!

lkackman


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zwartepaard wrote:My graphic design friends and I want to know what the font is on the sweet valentines. Is it custom type?



Try saving the JPG image, cropping to the text and using whatthefont.com

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rikaboo


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haha i gave the "hot dog" one to my boy friend of over a year and he cracked up! and i gave him the bacon one and he laughed more! only cuse i dont eat bacon XD so he got a kick out of those!! hahaha XD i love those much!