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Nothin' wrong with a little good brain food, I say.

I feel like the thought bubbles are too small for people to see unless they are standing really close to you.

The one zombie wanted brains so much his arm fell off...

Such a rebel. Kid has to learn to control his unnatural urges. Weirdo. EAT BRAINS LIKE THE REST OF US!

This is definitely a shirt for my husband. If he were a zombie, sandwiches are what he'd eat.

Perfect first sucker. (Nevermind, it changed. It was zombees.)

Glad to see this one win!

Thankfully for this guy, Subway's running the $5 Footlong deal all month! SAMMICHES GALORE!

Congrats, Patrick!

you are what you eat. That's why zombies are so brainy.

I feel like this is quickly becoming my standard weekend reminder:

Patrickspens is a proven, consistent derby winner.

Patrickspens was the Shirt.Woot 2010 Artist of the Year.

Your life will be better with more patrickspens T-shirts.

Poor little fella. All he wants is a little PB&J, not P&BJ (People & Brain Jello).

Who knew zombies could be so cute?

i wonder what's in that sandwich... it looks dark.....perhaps mashed up rotten brains?

After it eats the sandwich the bread comes alive and seeks out graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

Don't worry, zombie outcast. If Warren Zevon taught us one thing, it was that it's important to enjoy every sandwich.

There was always one kid at school who had a weird lunch; no wanted to trade with him.

saaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddwwwwwiiiiiiiiicccchhhhhh......

This is the perfect shirt to wear to a Walking Dead marathon.

Brains...Brains....nah, perhaps a PB & J today instead? Change is good! Peanut Buttah Jelly!

Oh, Woot! Why did you link to this in the description? And why can I not stop laughing about it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Ah ha ha ha ha! Baloney!

agrees with the zombie that this shirt is the best thing since sliced bread

I'd feed the poor little guy a sandwhich, but I would be afraid that he would bit the hand that feeds him...literally.

Yay! The last two Friday winners have been amazing!

One zombie's meat is another zombie's poison.

Stainboy?
http://www.timburtoncollective.com/movies/stain01.swf

Oddballs want Nutella?

zekecatz wrote:There was always one kid at school who had a weird lunch; no wanted to trade with him.

I know exactly who you're talking about! Was his name Calvin?

That's probably a spam sandwich. Nothing like a little mystery meat to keep zombies running around at full speed. Or, rather... lurching around... at full speed.

For some reason, this shirt was a no brainer.

Of course I bought this shirt. My mother in law is on it!

Hey, I can see why those other zombies would want to ditch him. The kid obviously wants a turd sandwich. I mean, look at it! If that was supposed to be a real sandwich, wouldn't it have lettuce and other stuff in it? But noooo... that's rather disgusting, wouldn't you agree? He's like the paste-eater kid from 3rd grade all over again.

Someone should go over and set things right, once and for all. Doesn't have to be mean, just fill him in on how things work. At least the brains are a healthy and nutritious!

YYEEEESSSSSS!
Staying up late tonight was worth it!

History of the Sandwich

Here's the inventor (sorry, Earl).

A little music from Ozzy


Zombie Stomp

I didn't know zombies had so much existential angst... and emo!

Surprised no one has said it yet:

Left 4 Bread.

(And meat or peanut butter or something. Some filling, basically, but always bread.)

As a card carrying member of PETZ I find this shirt offensive. Please remember that zombies are not ours for use in entertainment, experiments, or to eat. How would you like it if you were a zombie and people joked about what you liked to eat? I doubt you'd think it was funny. Zombies, like all people, have a brain and a central nervous system. They don't really feel fear, pain, sadness and other emotion, but I'm sure deep down, they're just like you and me. Please don't buy this shirt, it's just downright offensive to the zombies who may or may not have a taste for brains.

Assassin15 wrote:As a card carrying member of PETZ I find this shirt offensive. Please remember that zombies are not ours for use in entertainment, experiments, or to eat. How would you like it if you were a zombie and people joked about what you liked to eat? I doubt you'd think it was funny. Zombies, like all people, have a brain and a central nervous system. They don't really feel fear, pain, sadness and other emotion, but I'm sure deep down, they're just like you and me. Please don't buy this shirt, it's just downright offensive to the zombies who may or may not have a taste for brains.

Quality Post by default, the offended party.

Do you think there are cranberries on that sandwich?