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Wrestling Match

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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Quality Posts



NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

It's fixed, I tell ya'!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I can't read the writeup, but I'm sure it's hilarious.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Je ne comprends pas.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I prefer fighting in the octagon. I'll pass.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

I first thought this was a weird Pez dispenser.

hockeyham


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hockeyham

Looks too much like Strongbad

Me.

venturboy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages venturboy

Someone's a little happy with the Google Translate today.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Ooooooh! Those other fighter's got burned!


Hoowah!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This gives a new meaning to "strike anywhere".

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw

i feel uncomfortable not being able to read the write up! why didn't i pay attention in spanish class? WHY!? D:

wootvan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages wootvan

It's decent, but I primarily buy lucha shirts from Walmazan.

OmniOne


quality posts: 6 Private Messages OmniOne

Guy needs to put on some weight.

kaedex99


quality posts: 5 Private Messages kaedex99

That's one mean luchador. Giving two of the matches the Bane-to-Batman treatment is bad enough; lighting the other one fire is just downright excessive.

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

This [reverse] description [also] Powered by Google Translate

Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the king of the ring, a nickname that sounds cooler in English because it rhymes: the Fuel!

combust hits hard, hits fast, strike anywhere! It has already passed two rivals, and now attempts the impossible, especially free-fire achievements: the legendary Three on a Match!

The challenger is moving cautiously, putting their relationship with the power of the fuel. But the strikes champion! The fuel has taken over your opponent, and now it is upside down! Is he? Is he? He is! The fuel has beaten his enemy's head on the canvas! The challenger cries filled the room! The crowd goes wild! Viva fuel!


chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The silhouetted audience behind the negative space ring really make this shirt for me.

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

3 Knockouts? Man that dude is on fire!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

If the wrestlers feel underpaid, they can go on strike! Get it? Because you strike matches?

...

Sorry.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

[--1p`bil


quality posts: 2 Private Messages [--1p`bil

It's clever and I like it, but it doesn't work for me as a shirt

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Love the colors on heather, but a little too brutal for me. I can still hear them snap in half.

Love mysteries? Want a mix of gay + straight characters? With a bit of Poe? Try my book, darn it ; ) In The Bleak December.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
NightGhost wrote:It's fixed, I tell ya'!



Use the chair!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I know the truth, behind that mask is lighter.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Anyone here ever read the Otherland books by Tad Williams? This reminds me of Chief Strike Anywhere.

PixelPants


quality posts: 70 Private Messages PixelPants

Play with fire you get burnt. Play with matches you get the adulation of screaming fans? Is this sending out the right message?

fathernebro


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fathernebro

El Torro never removes his mask!

I'm a Wootaholic, the government offers me no assistance programs, nor would I want one.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Is this shirt fireproof?

ZandersZa


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ZandersZa

Hoy, doy gracias por prestar atención en mis clases de español.

Viva la woot.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Ah, reminds me of a TV show I used watch as a little kid on Kids WB called ¡Mucha Lucha!. Good times.

sabru8


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sabru8

Esta camiseta está caliente.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321
sabru8 wrote:Esta camiseta está caliente.



si, en fuego!...

HAMMER TIME!!!

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

As I procrastinate even more on homework due in half an hour, all I can see is Jack Black.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
zekecatz wrote:I first thought this was a weird Pez dispenser.



oh my gosh! me, too! I was about to post it, too lol

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MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

With my combined 3 years of high school Spanish, I understood about half of today's write up. I need to take Spanish again...

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MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

if this turned into a concert, what would the crowd hold up? I feel like lighters would be an insult and matches would be cannibalistic to the wrestlers.

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skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

...Well...it's funnier than Nacho Libre...

stevieboy628p


quality posts: 3 Private Messages stevieboy628p

Woot has been living to close to the border. Such a sad sad thing. You live in America? SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

Pretty impressed with your spanish woot. Most companies that decide to speak or write spanish, tend to hack it all up. You on the other hand can take a bow.

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

Yeah, you wanna match? My face and your shirt! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your shirt and my face, what's up?

Saryio


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Saryio

It's no longer Lucha Libre, it's Luces Libre.

scatterling


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scatterling

GROAN! You won't find worse puns on reddit!