Shirt.Woot

It's fixed, I tell ya'!

I can't read the writeup, but I'm sure it's hilarious.

Je ne comprends pas.

I prefer fighting in the octagon. I'll pass.

I first thought this was a weird Pez dispenser.

Looks too much like Strongbad

Someone's a little happy with the Google Translate today.

Ooooooh! Those other fighter's got burned!


Hoowah!

This gives a new meaning to "strike anywhere".

i feel uncomfortable not being able to read the write up! why didn't i pay attention in spanish class? WHY!? D:

It's decent, but I primarily buy lucha shirts from Walmazan.

Guy needs to put on some weight.

That's one mean luchador. Giving two of the matches the Bane-to-Batman treatment is bad enough; lighting the other one fire is just downright excessive.

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Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the king of the ring, a nickname that sounds cooler in English because it rhymes: the Fuel!

combust hits hard, hits fast, strike anywhere! It has already passed two rivals, and now attempts the impossible, especially free-fire achievements: the legendary Three on a Match!

The challenger is moving cautiously, putting their relationship with the power of the fuel. But the strikes champion! The fuel has taken over your opponent, and now it is upside down! Is he? Is he? He is! The fuel has beaten his enemy's head on the canvas! The challenger cries filled the room! The crowd goes wild! Viva fuel!

The silhouetted audience behind the negative space ring really make this shirt for me.

3 Knockouts? Man that dude is on fire!

If the wrestlers feel underpaid, they can go on strike! Get it? Because you strike matches?

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Sorry.

It's clever and I like it, but it doesn't work for me as a shirt

Love the colors on heather, but a little too brutal for me. I can still hear them snap in half.

NightGhost wrote:It's fixed, I tell ya'!

Use the chair!

I know the truth, behind that mask is lighter.

Anyone here ever read the Otherland books by Tad Williams? This reminds me of Chief Strike Anywhere.

Play with fire you get burnt. Play with matches you get the adulation of screaming fans? Is this sending out the right message?

El Torro never removes his mask!

Is this shirt fireproof?

Hoy, doy gracias por prestar atención en mis clases de español.

Viva la woot.

Ah, reminds me of a TV show I used watch as a little kid on Kids WB called ¡Mucha Lucha!. Good times.

Esta camiseta está caliente.

sabru8 wrote:Esta camiseta está caliente.

si, en fuego!...

As I procrastinate even more on homework due in half an hour, all I can see is Jack Black.

zekecatz wrote:I first thought this was a weird Pez dispenser.

oh my gosh! me, too! I was about to post it, too lol

With my combined 3 years of high school Spanish, I understood about half of today's write up. I need to take Spanish again...

if this turned into a concert, what would the crowd hold up? I feel like lighters would be an insult and matches would be cannibalistic to the wrestlers.

...Well...it's funnier than Nacho Libre...

Woot has been living to close to the border. Such a sad sad thing. You live in America? SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

Pretty impressed with your spanish woot. Most companies that decide to speak or write spanish, tend to hack it all up. You on the other hand can take a bow.

Yeah, you wanna match? My face and your shirt! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your shirt and my face, what's up?

It's no longer Lucha Libre, it's Luces Libre.

GROAN! You won't find worse puns on reddit!