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Crooked Couch

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.000s
First Sucker:
robotstarfish
Last Wooter to Woot:
stephanelapalme
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1420

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

So bought it's not even funny.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

There are no appropriate words to describe this shirt, but... I like it.

bandgeek24


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bandgeek24

cuteness overflow error

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

This shirt has Adonis DNA and tiger's blood. It is that awesome!

Congrats, Boots and Edgar! I was waiting to see this one go up somewhere ^_^.

remisser


quality posts: 13 Private Messages remisser

The artwork on todays shirt is very beautiful and vibrant. I think this shirt will sell out fast.

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

I do not see the couch.

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

Is this seriously a Edgar/BootsBoots collab? Did I just die and go to heaven?

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

One pill makes you larger and one makes you small, and if you go chasing rabbits...

Seize the Opportunity.

thumperchick


quality posts: 248 Private Messages thumperchick

It looks like Rainbow Bright ate a bag of Pan-galactic Gargleblasters and it didn't work out...

(Looks cool, but like a montage of crazy color)

*edit* *apparently le wootbot will edit the brand that lets you taste the rainbow... odd*

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

what the-

this is...interesting

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

AttilaTheMom


quality posts: 5 Private Messages AttilaTheMom

I too have often wanted to eat me a tasty book. Awesome work guys.

Oh yeah, moratorium lifted for outrageously awesome shirt.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Woah, how long did this take for you guys to create? There are so many little details to this I'm still finding things and probably will for the next hour or so.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATWHATWHATWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AAAAAH YEAAAAAAH

Ahem.

Yesssssssssssss.

Do I hate lemon shirts? Yes, I do.

But must I have this and wear this and love this?

YEAH, DUH.

Yes, I will, indeed.

*clicks*

noviceboy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noviceboy

I'm pretty sure this is what is referred to as a "gateway shirt."

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

"You should hear how the colors taste.”
Yea for synesthesia.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

the whispering pillow creeps me out the most xD

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

Cream color shirts are the worst. I own one, and I still love the design, but the color is just too awful to wear. Is this color actually popular?

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CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I'm even breaking my "No Rainbows" rule for this one.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

HEY!!

Why is that flower faceless?!

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

It's like Reading Rainbow...

...on crack.

JenDupre


quality posts: 19 Private Messages JenDupre

"You got your Edgar in my Boots Boots!".
"You got your Boots boots in my Edgar!"


Two great tastes that taste great together. Perfect collab.

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
tennisplayer121 wrote:Cream color shirts are the worst. I own one, and I still love the design, but the color is just too awful to wear. Is this color actually popular?



I have good news.

zwartepaard


quality posts: 5 Private Messages zwartepaard

I'm not entirely sure what exactly is going on here...but I think I like it?

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

Write up reminded me of the really weird kids' show, Yo Gabba Gabba.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

This reminds me of my night out with George Carlin back in the 70's. Woke up the next day with a headache and a tattoo. It says Frank.

Seize the Opportunity.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

tennisplayer121 wrote:Cream color shirts are the worst. I own one, and I still love the design, but the color is just too awful to wear. Is this color actually popular?



It's lemon?

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

Reminds me of Richard Scarry's stuff. Great for kids!

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Argh! I was this close to finishing my kid's show pilot about a wailing whale, mysterious hands, and a creepy talking pillow!

Back to the drawing board, I guess.

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Great collab!!


drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

Can someone please explain this cause I'm totally confused

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
remisser wrote:The artwork on todays shirt is very beautiful and vibrant. I think this shirt will sell out fast.



If this sells more than 700, I will be stunned. And happy. I'm in for one fo sho. Spectacular work.

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight

Too busy for me but Im always happy to see Boots published.

PixelPants


quality posts: 69 Private Messages PixelPants

Always wondered what happened to things the Katamari runs over but fails to pick up. A monster collaberation, everyway you look at this is weird and fascinating.

theclubber


quality posts: 2 Private Messages theclubber
remisser wrote:The artwork on todays shirt is very beautiful and vibrant. I think this shirt will sell out fast.



This is by far the most horrifyingly beautiful shirts I have seen. I must own this. I was going to wait till I wake up in the morning, but if what remisser says is true, I will be super mad at myself if I let this one slip by me. Please make more crazy shirts you guys that made this crazy shirt!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
drunkenalien wrote:Can someone please explain this cause I'm totally confused



I don't think it can be explained in words. At least not in just one voice. It needs multiple voices, shouting hymns across the moors as radiant colors shimmer through the cosmic planes. Then maybe, in a dream, you will hear it whisper. Or maybe it was just an echo.

icymallard


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icymallard

theres a pillow telling me to be quiet.

then i bought it.

it was inevitable.

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

In shirt.woot land, rainbow tastes you!

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
tennisplayer121 wrote:Cream color shirts are the worst. I own one, and I still love the design, but the color is just too awful to wear. Is this color actually popular?



Hey now, don't go insulting lemon by calling it cream.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

I can't see where the boots ends and the edgar begins. And that's a beautiful thing.