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Unstealthiest Ninja

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
lunadust12
Last Wooter to Woot:
happyninja
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
18600

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



flante


quality posts: 0 Private Messages flante

LOL. TOTALLY IN FOR 1 or 2

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

Patience is a virtue.
A hot-headed ninja will get nowhere.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The Unstealthiest Ninja sounds like a children's book. I'd read it.

hkhm


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hkhm

so... this must be ghost rider's less-coordinated japanese cousin?

drinkingthesea


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drinkingthesea

I stayed up for no reason. Wrong doomcat shirt. "You weren't invited" better print or I'm taking it out of someone's hide.

"Oh, for a horse with wings!!"

lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

Stop drop and roll buddy. Love the cartoony style. And the expressions on the other ninjas.

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

WhiteBoyOfVernon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages WhiteBoyOfVernon

I am SO glad this finally printed! I was mega bummed the first time around when it game in 4th by a nose hair. I predict a hasty sell out.

Three tines isn't a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

How unfortunate that the only guy with a mouth to scream with was the guy who lit hisself on fire.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

lunadust12


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lunadust12

yay i waited up just for this

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The negative space foreground trees give the impression that the viewer of this event is a stealthy ninja himself, hiding in the bushes and watching the action.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

This shirt is absolutely adorable and I don't normally wear adorable but I love it so much I already bought one.

I'm going to hug it and squeeze it and call it Larry.

kale717


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kale717

Anyone else think Beverly Hills Ninja? RIP Chris

aspirates


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aspirates

He may be the unstealthiest, but he's also the cutest! :p

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

Stealthy ninja light up night with his speed and stealthiness.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Judging by his weaponry, the unstealthy ninja appears to be the Raphael of that bunch.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

I bet burning ninja smells like nothing. Nothing at all.


Congrats, Doomcat!

sabru8


quality posts: 63 Private Messages sabru8

I know Kung Fu...

lunadust12


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lunadust12

i hope one of those isn't really a bunny in disguise.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
drinkingthesea wrote:I stayed up for no reason. Wrong doomcat shirt. "You weren't invited" better print or I'm taking it out of someone's hide.



I be would not be surprised to see some, errr, heavy licking in the days to come?

Tasty.

PixelPants


quality posts: 70 Private Messages PixelPants

What else would you expect walking near flames with a head shaped like a marshmallow.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
sabru8 wrote:I know Kung Fu...



I think you uploaded a Kung Fu that was infected with malware... At least, if you're on fire, cause that seems like a faulty program for sure.

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

shouldn't he be unconscious / dead by now.. considering the top half of his head is burnt to a crisp? o___o'''

awesome shirt btw

mousefinbutt


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mousefinbutt

He isn't a klutz, it was totally intentional.
Hasn't anyone seen this, it's good advice.
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/4p15
I guess it's worth mentioning that there is a corresponding hoodie, but I don't know how much cross-pollination we are allow to do.

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj

I'm disappointed in my fellow wooters. Edgar's "Happiness" didn't even make it into the fog.

Greshmahg


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Greshmahg

My first shirt.woot shirt. Awesome design.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Love their expressions. Don't just stand there and watch me burn...it's NOT okay cuz I'm a NINJA!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

jenihana


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jenihana

This shirt overwhelmingly makes me think of one of my martial arts instructors/friends for some reason. I'm not sure if she'd think that's a good thing or a bad thing... Both are adorable until you make them angry, or until they catch on fire..? XD

sabru8


quality posts: 63 Private Messages sabru8
bassanimation wrote:I think you uploaded a Kung Fu that was infected with malware... At least, if you're on fire, cause that seems like a faulty program for sure.


Must be a glitch.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

If I were a ninja, guess which one I'd be?







Correct! - if you said "the one you can't see"!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

"Hey, there he is fellas! Just a little closer... Quick, Jim! Get up on the roof! Steve! Cover me! Bob! Bob, start-"

"Say, guys, I found one of those mosquito-repellent flame thingys!"

"What the- Id.iot, come back here. No no no what are you do- Oi, get your head away from...!"

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!"

"SSHHHHHH! Shut up you fool!"

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!"

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

shroud2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shroud2

Absolutely in for one!

Prime Suspect


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Prime Suspect

Yet another shirt that needs to come with a pamphlet you can hand out, instead of having to explain the (weak) joke to everyone.

jbob180


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jbob180

So great that Dooomcat won! For those that don't know, she does a great webcomic. If you love the shirt, check out http://www.bearnutscomic.com/

letshunt


quality posts: 7 Private Messages letshunt

That's one of the best shirts I have ever seen.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

"Give a man a match, he shall be warm for a moment. Light a man on fire and he shall be warm for the rest of his life."

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

yes! glad this printed!
Congratulations! :D

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

INebre8ted


quality posts: 0 Private Messages INebre8ted

Ginger Ninja

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

There are 5 ninjas on this shirt...

lamborghiniryder


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lamborghiniryder

Going to buy one, because it made me laugh. LoL

I also like the artwork.

I'm happy that it is a black shirt, because i'm mostly a black shirt kinda guy.

In for 1.