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Bearloons

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The balloons, like pandas themselves, all look the same.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Hooray for off center designs!

sabru8


quality posts: 54 Private Messages sabru8

I was fooled by the endangered link.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

if I wore this shirt with no pants would I still be bear naked?

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

Going to pass.

Not a fan of the X's on the balloons representing the mouths.

See ya all tomorrow!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
Wear this shirt: because you like things that are endangered.



Ha, nice fake-out on the endangered link.

spunkymigenius


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spunkymigenius

Love the design, but I'm not a fan of white shirts...it would great if it were beige

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Yikes! Their mouths are stitched up! Just like Billy from "Hocus Pocus"!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Why are pandas always looking depressed on this site?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester

I like the humor behind it. The ballons remind me of those Mickey Mouse ballons you can get at Disneyland Parks.

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

I was thinking X marks the nose myself...

Like both sets of expressions, the panda looking uncertain how the balloon got in that position and the balloons looking somewhat surprised themselves.

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr
lonelypond wrote:I was thinking X marks the nose myself...

Like both sets of expressions, the panda looking uncertain how the balloon got in that position and the balloons looking somewhat surprised themselves.



You're saying someone cut off their noses?!?!?!?! What?!?!?!


Nah. I'm going with stitched up mouths. No noses.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I wonder if the effect would be enhanced by a few branches of bamboo sticking out of the ground.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Reminds me of the movie Up with floating houses... though it wouldn't require as much balloons here. The average weight of a panda is somewhere around 300 pounds (give or take a few pounds relative to gender). I wonder how many balloons it would take to lift up the panda. I guess we could make pigs "fly" using this same method.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

The midwest is apparently not a fan of pandas. Or terrifying panda balloons for that matter.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluejester wrote:I like the humor behind it. The ballons remind me of those Mickey Mouse ballons you can get at Disneyland Parks.



I've never seen a Mickey balloon with a crossed out mouth though. Perhaps it's because they wouldn't sell very well.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr
Assassin15 wrote:I've never seen a Mickey balloon with a crossed out mouth though. Perhaps it's because they wouldn't sell very well.



Maybe it's a political statement about the PRC and their policy on free speech.

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

Everything floats here...

This is the WWF's version of "IT"

mamastowe


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mamastowe

Aw, it reminds me of Stillwater, the panda from Zen Shorts. Maybe this bear has some wisdom to impart too.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I watching videos of baby pandas as I planned a trip to San Diego to see pandas when I decided to check out today's shirt.

Conspiracy? Coincidence? Confirmation?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick
neuropsychosocial wrote:I watching videos of baby pandas as I planned a trip to San Diego to see pandas when I decided to check out today's shirt.

Conspiracy? Coincidence? Confirmation?



Woot knows where you sleep, too.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The helium-inflated heads of his enemies! How cute!

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Another case of merchandise suffering from inflation.

DrjinG


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DrjinG

-sigh- They're not bears.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

I like panda shirts. And I like that the artist who did this one is from China - that seems appropriate. But I don't personally care for the design.

I think that's because it fails to arouse anything in me; I'm not sure what it's trying to convey.

Sorry.

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester

Those balloons remind me of the sneezing baby panda...Exploding!

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer
Assassin15 wrote:Why are pandas always looking depressed on this site?



Sometimes they also look muderous.

On a non-panda-related note, the write-up for this shirt made me very nostalgic for the days when I would go to the county fair and my parents would buy me a balloon but they had to tie it to my wrist or else I would end up like those poor crying koalas. Of course they had to make sure to use a square knot, not a bow, so that it wouldn't come loose. When I got home I usually couldn't/wouldn't undo the knot, so I would walk around the house with the thing still tied to me, bumping into doorways, light fixtures, ceiling fans, etc. Eventually, bedtime would come and we'd have to cut the balloon string to free my wrist for sleep. But then I would always make them tie it to something else in my room so that it wouldn't escape. Eventually, over the next several days the balloon would wither away over until it was nothing but a limp wrinkled latex blob hanging by the string. Good times, good times.

kellsarah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kellsarah

We, the Hitchhikers?

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester
NightGhost wrote:I like panda shirts. And I like that the artist who did this one is from China - that seems appropriate. But I don't personally care for the design.

I think that's because it fails to arouse anything in me; I'm not sure what it's trying to convey.

Sorry.



Trying to arouse you? Not sure you should be looking at a panda in that kind of way pal...

lyonessnyc


quality posts: 5 Private Messages lyonessnyc

What's black and white and red all over?

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
thumperchick wrote:Woot knows where you sleep, too.



You know, they do.

Hey woot, if you show up to carry me away, could you at least bring my three Randoms with you? I'm dying of curiosity over here!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 91 Private Messages Thirdbase9
tomcall wrote:Yikes! Their mouths are stitched up! Just like Billy from "Hocus Pocus"!



If they weren't stitched up all the helium would leak out.

I don't know.

hfk4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hfk4

Just thought I would point out that Koalas are NOT bears. They are marsupials. Also, they do have opposable thumbs, 2 in fact, thereby discrediting there entire paragraph written about them. Sorry, but being in veterinary school I get annoyed when people blatantly state wrong facts about animals.

scionofjubal


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scionofjubal
hfk4 wrote:Sorry, but being in veterinary school I get annoyed when people blatantly state wrong facts about animals.



I think the word you are looking for is not "annoyed" but perhaps "precocious" or "haughty."

Sorry, but I get annoyed when people think trivia or field-specific information is common knowledge.

Rowlf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Rowlf

Does PRC keep a portion of his payment, like Yao Ming's basketball contract?

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

beautiful work Yeoh!

Kuragari


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Kuragari

This shirt is a bit depressing.

lemurtx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lemurtx

The panda spoke to me this morning. I'm being RIF'd in June & I really can't afford this shirt, but he looks like I feel. It was all I could do to get myself out of bed and drag myself into work. I would have preferred to sit on a rock holding a bunch of balloons.