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Basketball shorties: Just DON'T do it.

Remember these? They're Baaaack. Urgh!

justice180482 wrote:Here are a few idea's I have. I am not sure if I like any of them, or if they will get rejected. Let me know what you think.

Caffeine: Legally addictive stimulate proudly helping you through your day.

Animal Shelters: Get here quick before we kill all the good ones

Bra: Breast's Friends

Washer spin cycle: The neglected housewife's best friend.

I think you got into Chump's Nyquil. The first one's fine (correct your spelling), but the other three will never fly here. Funny, though.

rogerrogerroger wrote:Hey guys! Does this make sense? I can't tell...

I don't know if it makes sense or not but that coffee mug made me laugh!

rogerrogerroger wrote:Hey guys! Does this make sense? I can't tell...

I heart this SO MUCH.

I just finished mine!

Okay, I'll bite:

Pants: The World's Hottest Lie Detectors
Exercise: Nope.
TV: It's Like the Internet, Except Scrambled.
Newspapers: We Were Once Relevant.
Social Media: Now With More Moms
Underwear: Unnecessary Since This Morning
Children: The Trolls of Tomorrow, Today!
Trains: Now Pay More to Get There Slower.
Orange Juice: Now With Less Simpsons.

Here's one I prepared earlier...

Have a couple in the works.

How about "Red Cups: Who needs paddles?"

How about:

"Viagra: Let's just get one thing straight"

Spiritgreen wrote:Great tagline odysseyroc. ^_^

@Graff, big improvement I think! Maybe give #4 the sad eyebrows?

@megsck, your Hitchhikers idea could be really wearable. Like it a lot!


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(This is me trying out a simple idea. I tend to... overcomplicate my layouts and use too many details. Even with this I had to fight the urge and delete extra text and a bunch of fancy shading and grease splatters.

Of course now it might be too simple looking?)

If you changed zombies to headcrabs, i'd imagine it would do well. not saying it wont also do well with zombies..

rogerrogerroger wrote:Hey guys! Does this make sense? I can't tell...

Haha. I can see this doing very well. Love the characters and everything!

Drakxxx wrote:

Ha, I once made a 24 hour comic based on this premise

Thanks for the feedback earlier, here is a newer version.

idea #2:

comments?...

suggestions?

will it fly?

I was thinking about making a shirt for:

Guns!
They KILL People!

Think it would get past the rejectionator?

Here's the color version of my design

Damn, a derby theme I'd be really good at. Sadly I don't think I'll have the time. Here's some ideas off the top of my head:

Shelves: You'll put it on the floor anyway.
Shoes: because you haven't clipped your toenails in a very long time.
Hot dogs: For when you want one of every meat.
Tape: How many times have I told you to shut up.
Curtains: Make it look like you have secrets.
Tires: Because you don't own a hovercraft... yet.

dekonstruct wrote:Damn, a derby theme I'd be really good at. Sadly I don't think I'll have the time...

What do you mean you wont have the time?
Didn't Odysseyroc just demonstrate how little time is required...?

~damn you talented people~

I was thinking about going with this. Any thoughts?

What do you guys think of

Bungee Jumping: And other adventurous things you'll never actually do.

Or is that as abstract as Blogs: The internet needs more opinions.

rogerrogerroger wrote:Hey guys! Does this make sense? I can't tell...

Yes, please.

graffd02 wrote:idea #2:

comments?...

suggestions?

will it fly?

It flies with me. I laughed pretty hard.

I changed the eyes, so here it is again

graffd02 wrote:idea #2:

comments?...

suggestions?

will it fly?

I remember those swords as having more filigree.

odysseyroc wrote:I changed the eyes, so here it is again

Just wondering how it would look if it said "It's Spanish for taco" in Spanish?

How 'bout


Winning


the bar just got lowered

dekonstruct wrote:Damn, a derby theme I'd be really good at. Sadly I don't think I'll have the time. Here's some ideas off the top of my head:

....

Tape: How many times have I told you to shut up.

I laughed at this, but I think 'shut up' part too harsh.
Tape: I asked nicely the first time;
Tape: Mom's helper since ___ (ok that one most likely wouldn't fly);
Tape: When you don't have time to get to the salon?

creativehack wrote:How 'bout


Winning


the bar just got lowered

Careful, standing rule: no celeb likeness.

odysseyroc wrote:I changed the eyes, so here it is again

His face looks a bit twisted and is reminding me of the stroke patients I have cared for.

This is what I'm working with at the moment.

Thoughts/Impressions welcome

odysseyroc wrote:I changed the eyes, so here it is again

The eyes are MUCH better!

Also, what look are you going for with the face?? I think a smile would work better.

Spiritgreen wrote:
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(This is me trying out a simple idea. I tend to... overcomplicate my layouts and use too many details. Even with this I had to fight the urge and delete extra text and a bunch of fancy shading and grease splatters.

Of course now it might be too simple looking?)

I like it! Simple works here. I wouldn't change anything.

blanked wrote:Careful, standing rule: no celeb likeness.

Thanks for the heads up, but that was not really a suggestion

odysseyroc wrote:I changed the eyes, so here it is again

Really funny, but I liked the font in the mockup more.

What about this?

Pencils: Remember those?

kevlar51 wrote:

This is what I'm working with at the moment.

Thoughts/Impressions welcome

I'm all about a random Rock, Paper, Scissors reference. My thought is that you might want to shave off a bit from the top so that it looks more like a plateau than mountain. As is it looks like...well...::whispers:: a turd.

sogj wrote:What about this?

Pencils: Remember those?

Nice

My son once told me he liked old cars because you could open the window "without even having to press a button"...

This is what I have so far... itll be on navy.
Comments?

Drakxxx wrote:

Have a couple in the works.

ha! I snorted.