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ramyb


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sTyLeS


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Re: TShirts and Diet Stains



T-Shirts: Hiding your failed diet ...while displaying the reason it failed.

Mmmmmm...Cheetos...
You'll have to rip the sleeves off yourself.

4 colors on heather

skirochester


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Re: hotcakes



hotcakes

3 colors on orange

fishbiscuit5


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Re: txtn iz kewl



Just in case you are over the age of 15, the slogan reads "Texting: Destroying the English language one teenager at a time."



thatrobert


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Re: Stink Less!



Use soap. PLEASE.

Spiritgreen


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Re: Crowbar - Your new best friend



Sure, you'll mainly be caving in the skulls of headcrab zombies with this crowbar - but just feel the weight of this bad boy. The balance of it in your hand. This is medium grade carbon steel. It's perfect for prying out loose nails, separating wooden boards, wrecking, jimmying...

What? I had you at zombie? Well it's a popular choice, sir. Cheaper than bullets. Here you go, your new best friend.

Here's a close-up detail:



This is six colors on asphalt. See a BIG VERSION here.

Thanks for looking! Please vote if you like this design. ^__^

---Spiritgreen

jasneko


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Re: Books - No Electricity Required

Thanks very much to the helpful feedback in the pre-derby thread!

Note: This shirt strongly suggests using libraries (they're free!) and used book shops (nearly free!), swaps, trades, lending and passing on books to others as much as possible, rather than buying new books.
Use the e-readers whenever that is not possible;) - for the sake of the trees!

ramyb


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Re: n00bs beware



saved

fishbiscuit5


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Re: All Hail Our Mighty TV Overlord



I hope my TV forgives me after seeing this one. (I love you TV. Don't ever leave me.)



DianaSprinkle


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Re: Red Shirts



"Red Shirts"

The generic product for this is red shirts, just encase it's not clear. =)

A play on the idea of red shirt's dyeing your laundry pink and the fact that red shirts on Star Trek died way tooo much. Cough, it's a feature!

Schrobblehead


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Re: Proofrreeding: Its totaly overated



A cllab bteween me and josephs

my idea, his art.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

odysseyroc


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Re: Taco it's spanish for taco



Thanks to Midgerock for helping me figure out the punchline to this joke.





sTyLeS


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Re: TShirts and Diet Stains



Cheetos stains are just regular halftones:

rogerrogerroger


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Re: tea!



thanks for lookingggg!

Drakxxx


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DRAWING: Drak
COLOR: Crescsentdebris

They look so hungry!!!!!

LARGE VERSION:
http://i53.tinypic.com/2im5eea.png

DETAIL 1:


DETAIL 2:


DETAIL 3:



cynic11


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walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

kevlar51


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Re: Rock



2 colors on Brown

Thanks to everyone who offered their valuable advice!

clarinerd


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Re: mmmm pie charts



In 1801 William Playfair is said to have invented the pie chart, and ever since people have been wishing for more pie and less charts. And don't let me get started on doughnut charts.

kylemittskus


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Re: Buy puppies, not kitties



Where's his blue tongue? This one is pretty funny, JW.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

bluejester


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Re: For all your fastener needs



I get the joke, but not sure if it is subtle enough for woot standards.

brockart


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Re: Corn - It's in Everything!



Corn! It's in everything you eat, it's in our fuel, it's the magic plant!

skirochester


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Re: Half Mast



Half Mast
2 colors on royal blue

sealchild


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Re: ATeP Steaks



Don't get us backwards!

Drakxxx


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Don't talk with a mouthful of JUICE.
Thats just RUDE.

Drawing: Drak
Color: Crescentdebris


studio1172


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Re: Broken Pencils



Hope you guys dig this! The date 1662 was when graphite was manufactured in a stick form. The Italians figured out how to put wood around pencils.

Of course this is according to Wikipedia. As far as I know aliens shoved crap into wood and fooled us into believing that we needed to draw with it. Never trust aliens.

walmazan


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Assassin15


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Re: txtn iz kewl



Oh no, man, I'm trying to SAVE my money! But this is so perfect...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

walmazan


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Re: The best contraceptive!



Sombreros, The best contraceptive!

studio1172


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Re: For all your fastener needs!



Did Asheville Bolt and Screw inspire this?

Drakxxx


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I thought there was a rabbit in there.

Drawing: Drak
Color: Crescentdebris


Josephus


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Re: Proofrreeding: Its totaly overated



the idea is the best part!

odysseyroc


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walmazan wrote:Sombreros, The best contraceptive!



They're also great for sneaking a tall can of Tecate into a baseball game.





artbreaker


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Re: INSTANT NOODLES!



I remember how it was, going to college, spending all my money on beer leaving almost nothing for actual sustenance. Instant noodles were the ultimate life saver, poor college student food.

Hope you like it.

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=52144

jewelwing


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Re: Buy puppies, not kitties



I thought about it, but that didn't seem fair.

nevetnod


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Re: Pudding is for everyone



I'm just sayin'.

I like celery.

Lish64


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Re: Keep zombies at bay



Could there be a better option to fend off hordes of zombies?

joemail11


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Re: Raisins Ruin Everything



I recently was subjected to a raisin-chocolate-chip cookie that I didn't notice until too late. This shirt is truth.

dianabosworth


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This is really cute... But is it just me or does the onion look more like garlic?