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Hurts, Donut?

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.000s
First Sucker:
bethdana
Last Wooter to Woot:
dietsister
Last Purchase:
19 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 32% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1224

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

He might want a doctor to take a look at the head-oozing. I think stitches might be in order.

xlazyslothx


quality posts: 2 Private Messages xlazyslothx

har har har! What a knee slapper..

abramokids


quality posts: 15 Private Messages abramokids

I was gonna have a jelly donut for breakfast. Now I'm not so sure...

mwittkopp89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwittkopp89

Why is there no hole in the center of the donut?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I wonder why he looks so sad. Did somebody just call him a cream puff?

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

28 Days Later, eh?

This shirt needs a theme song then.

ladafi


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ladafi

So when I lick that delicious jam out of the donut, I'm actually sucking out its blood? Am I... a donut vampire?!

sabru8


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sabru8

Homer Simpson approved.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

It's the sheriff from Walking Dead.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Poor little guy probably got beat up by the maple bars on the rack above him.

rypley


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rypley

I Detect a Walking Dead reference!

x3xleggedxninja


quality posts: 3 Private Messages x3xleggedxninja

I think wearing this shirt is a guarantee to have your arms covered in bruises by the end of the day haha.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Reminder to any Woot Off guests: Shirt.Woot offers more designs on the Reckoning, where only the strong survive:

http://shirt.woot.com/Reckoning/

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

poor guy! he looks like he's not filling so grape. <=b

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

I dunno, I think it looks more like a jelly pancake than a jelly donut.

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Reminds me of Donut Panic.

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

bugkat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bugkat

Children will never eat jelly donuts again after seeing this shirt!

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

Poor thing, this is why you don't put jelly donuts and bear claws in the same box.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Grape Jelly...the new O negative blood.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 46 Private Messages curtisuxor

Finally... a Karl Pilkington t-shirt. I'm buying 3.

jublin


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jublin

"that's our spacesick!"

nice one, dude!

ChicagoJayhawk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ChicagoJayhawk

Visions of my childhood of me stomping on people's feet proclaiming "Hurts don't it?!" have suddenly come back to haunt me. God I was an awful kid.

wasell


quality posts: 9 Private Messages wasell

Shurts donut.

sykotek


quality posts: 12 Private Messages sykotek

Its totally an AMC's Walking Dead reference! ...I mean..., you are what you eat right? Cops = Donuts?

omgaryy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages omgaryy

i thought this was a grapefruit at first..

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

I know what he's really sad about - his grape jelly IV stand only has 2 wheels. And his arms are too short to use crutches.

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

Oh wait, now I get it! It's one of those "games" kids play to torture each other on the playground. In my day we didn't have donuts, we just played "Punch-Buggy".

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

ah, I love a good pun, especially joined with fun and cartoony art, although the donut does look like he could pass for a burger bun in a dark alley.

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung
chrisprender wrote:Reminder to any Woot Off guests: Shirt.Woot offers more designs on the Reckoning, where only the strong survive:

http://shirt.woot.com/Reckoning/



do you work for woot?

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

For April Fool's, my buddy sucked all the jelly out of donut, and then filled it back up with ketchup.

Sounds delicious.

sexylittlerobot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages sexylittlerobot

The donut is sad because he looks like an uncrustable! It's like a haploid peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It hurts to liiiiiiveeeee

msklzannie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages msklzannie
chrisprender wrote:Reminder to any Woot Off guests: Shirt.Woot offers more designs on the Reckoning, where only the strong survive:

http://shirt.woot.com/Reckoning/



Interesting that this isn't in a box on the main shirt.woot page. Maybe there isn't going to be a reckoning sale today??? Possibly a multi-day woot-off?

Total woots: 149
Bag o.f Crap: 12/25/2010, 1/25/2011, 6/15/2011, 11/9/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/3012, 4/26/2012

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

Thought it was an injured bowling ball at first.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 3 Private Messages FAWSTAR

Anything + Zombies = Awesomeness

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

Does the pressure from overfilling a jelly donut force peanut butter out?

thechilipepper0


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thechilipepper0

This shirt is surprisingly sadistic.

qwerty82


quality posts: 0 Private Messages qwerty82

At first I thought it was an injured blood orange getting a transfusion!

Pbear1212


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Pbear1212

This is friggin awesome. Got one for the GF who I constantly bug by asking if she wants a hurts donut. Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Yes!

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen

Some days the acid is better than others.