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That is one dastardly bicycle!

Who wants a mustache ride??

So much summed up so simply and with such style.

Oh I get it! It's a handlebar mustache! I don't understand the "mua ha ha ha ha" part though. Some movie joke no doubt.

woot be hatin' on ray william johnson

I can't tell if the writeup is vehemently anti-hipster, or just ironically bashing the subculture in some sort of double-hipster meta game.

He has no arms, so I guess he must have a henchman that puts in the wax for him.

Is the bad guy riding the bike wearing an invisibility cloak?

Congrats, Brett! I'm glad this one made it to print.

This kind of makes me sad that I can't grow a neat handlebar mustache. I'll never be able to stroke it while laughing and smiling in a menacing way. And while rubbing my hands together.

*sigh* =[

I have a mustache like this and I am deeply offend.

When waxing the mustache, be careful not to get any on the seat.

I really wanted this shirt, but after reading the write-up, I feel like I should feel bad for wanting it. What happened?!

bluesluke wrote:I have a mustache like this and I am deeply offend.

Why, aren't you evil?

Just as Batman has his Batmobile, this is certainly the themed vehicle-of-choice of Snidely Whiplash.

Penny-farthing is not a crime.

Woot wrote:So it’s a mustache, a handlebar mustache serving as handlebars to a bike, an old-timey high wheeler bike, with a corny menacing laugh like something out of a grainy, black and white movie where someone’s getting tied to train tracks. Uh, what?

UMAD?

will match my belt

Well, I have heard of a mustache ride. But, this is not quite what was described to me. Have I been lied to?

Where's the requisit monocle? Don't handle bar mustaches and monocles go hand in hand?

Oh! Is this what they mean when they ask if I want a mustache ride? It all makes sense now!

the write-up is the best part about this shirt.

bahahahahaaa!
silly

I can ride my bike with no handle bars no handle bars.

First thing that came to my mind, the handle bar song.

Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?

I've never really understood the connection between moustaches and villains.

*snerk* Though I'm kind of horrified by the blatant anti-hipster-ness of this writeup, I found it immensely amusing at the same time.

This + this = this

Talesin wrote:Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Well, good thing this wasn't a derby entry then, eh? And only the top three winners print anyway.

chrisprender wrote:I can't tell if the writeup is vehemently anti-hipster, or just ironically bashing the subculture in some sort of double-hipster meta game.

Methinks the writer just doesn't like this shirt.

bluejester wrote:Where's the requisit monocle? Don't handle bar mustaches and monocles go hand in hand?

Rollie FIngers didn't think so

In Russia moustache rides you.

I wonder what the sports bike model would look like.

Congrats SEEEEDDDD!!!

love,

Chump

Talesin wrote:Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?

1: this is a daily, not a derby print.

2: This is much better than what derbies usually print. Woot hasn't printed something this simple and funny in ages.

Someone call Dudley Do Right!

Assassin15 wrote:This + this = this

I'd replace the "Tron" shirt with this.

And this shirt printing does make me sad that Boots' Mustache shirt didn't make it. :/