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Tea!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
questionmarc
Last Wooter to Woot:
rn1096
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 21% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4204

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Quality Posts



Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Oh man I just love that coffee mug... the huge contrast to the tea just makes me laugh!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

t3hbigv


quality posts: 4 Private Messages t3hbigv

Just had a cup earlier in the evening, hoping that this one was going to make it to print.

CrispyTangelo


quality posts: 6 Private Messages CrispyTangelo

two mustache shirts in a row???

lonelypond


quality posts: 459 Private Messages lonelypond

Swell

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

lalaclassic


quality posts: 51 Private Messages lalaclassic

http://eater.com/archives/2011/04/07/colbert-learns-high-tea-etiquette-for-the-royal-wedding.php


(I don't know how to make the link smaller)


Colbert Learns High Tea Etiquette For the Royal Wedding


LMAO!!!

khoufu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages khoufu

Haha! I don't want to buy it, I only have money for one shirt, but the picture makes me smile.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

If this were on the Heather grey shirt, it would be Earl Grey — Captain Picard's beverage of choice.

lshaw3


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lshaw3

One more gargleblaster! Is there some secret mustache conspiracy that I'm not aware of? Two mustachioed shirts in a row...cue twilight zone music...

drgribb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages drgribb

FINALLY, a great shirt for those of us that are tea drinkers/don't drink coffee!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I am overjoyed that this shirt took 1st place! A spot of tea for me tonight guvnah!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

Oh sweet! Another mustache shirt!

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

Tea is the more popular hot drink. How many times do you hear about the coffee party? None, that's how many. On the other hand, a hot chocolate party much more fun.

questionmarc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages questionmarc

So glad this shirt won! I'm also glad that I stayed up to see if it won!! I got two!! Also, First. :D

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic

Congrats Roger x3!!!

Is it just me or is this the first shirt in awhile to break 1000 votes?


Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Honestly, Starbucks is the first place I'd wear this, because I'd get such great comments. It'd be like wearing my Red Sox hat in NYC (after they sweep the Yankees in Fenway, that is).

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

Woot I hate to trouble you because it seems like such a small thing, but there appears to be a mustache in my tea. If you would be so kind I would definitely enjoy if you were able to replace it.

Sincerely yours,

Arthur (Arthur) Brigade.

Seize the Opportunity.

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

It's a "tea"-shirt.

sabru8


quality posts: 63 Private Messages sabru8

I don't always drink coffee, but when I do I prefer tea...

threeam


quality posts: 2 Private Messages threeam

Finally a shirt in honor of a drink so great Boston had a huge party named after it.

Now that's how you know your drink of choice has made it to the big time.

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

Fantastic! Big Congrats!

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

I like my tea how I like my women...British.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

This is the perfect shirt to wear to the gentleman's club, this weekend.





Vishap


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Vishap

Take the legs off so they can stand (feels a bit strange to type that) and I'd totally buy both the actual tea cup and coffee mug. As long as the mustache hairs couldn't fall off and drift into my beverage.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Man, it's either coffee or tea with you guys. Haven't you people ever heard of soda pop?

vietrabbit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vietrabbit

I can see a lot of people in Portland wearing this!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluejester wrote:Man, it's either coffee or tea with you guys. Haven't you people ever heard of soda pop?



Excuse me, but what is "soda pop"? Perhaps you mean "soda"?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Awesome! This was my total favorite of the derby... funny, charming and a really good looking shirt! Big congrats RogerRogerRoger:D


zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz
lshaw3 wrote:One more gargleblaster! Is there some secret mustache conspiracy that I'm not aware of? Two mustachioed shirts in a row...cue twilight zone music...



You know how some people like to draw mustaches on everything.

IndependentVik


quality posts: 11 Private Messages IndependentVik

Am pleased and surprised to see a quality design taking first. The figures are charming and well-rendered, the text lends a complementary visual punch to the shirt, and the overall effect is such that either a tea or a coffee drinker could happily identify with their respective beverage representative.

I'm a coffee man, myself, and I sort of like the idea that I'm represented by a tweeked-out, shoeless freakshow.

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

I usually take about 4 lumps...

questionmarc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages questionmarc

I wonder if the coffee shirt will win tomorrow...

Clash of the titans and all that jazz.

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

TEA is a quality post all by itself...

regal8lager


quality posts: 43 Private Messages regal8lager

10 reasons why tea is better than coffee.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

dangsthurt


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dangsthurt

Looks like a tea party!

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

I give up it's tea time.

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

"Don't wear this shirt: into a starbucks."

Obviously the woot employees don't go to starbucks very often, because starbucks sells a variety of teas, as well as coffee.

I love this website! ^^

aluc4rd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aluc4rd

Easy buy. I was hoping this would win.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Both are natural laxatives - in my body anyways. *sigh* It wouldn't be very "gentleman-ish" to get up every few minutes for the bathroom at a tea party. But then it's better than having to go during your morning commute to work. Oh, how I loathe the people who can drink coffee by the gallons.

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin

So let me get this straight.. A spot of Tea in the morning makes you a Gentleman/ Lady whilst a Cup of Joe....makes you a crazy zombie like creature? O_o That explains so much....