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I like this shirt. If I spill syrup on it, it'll fit right in!
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spilzer wrote:And now, time for a completely random story about pancakes:
Once upon a time, when I was a kid my dad and I used to wake up early on Sunday mornings to make pancakes. We had this jar that we would put all the ingredients into and then shake it up to mix them (so much easier than using a mixer and pancake batter is best when it's still a little lumpy). Well, anyway, this one time we were making pancakes and I started to hear this strange "hssssss" sound coming from the jar. I told my dad and after confirming the noise by holding it up to his ear, he began to slowly open the lid of the jar when...
The batter exploded out of the jar, into my dad's face, onto the ceiling, the counters, the floors, everything was covered in pancake batter! I ran upstairs to my mom (who was just waking up) and excitedly shouted, "Guess what! Dad made exploding pancakes!"
Turns out he had added a tablespoon of baking powder instead of the called for teaspoon. I don't know how they would have tasted but those were by far the most exciting pancakes I ever made!
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