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scottiep1 wrote:I'll be honest, the only reason I'm buying this shirt is because some Cracked article said a girl would be more inclined to have sex with me if I wore a red shirt.
Bad news, I'm afraid. This shirt is orange. Still might work if the girl is colorblind.
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