WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

Toucan play at that game

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
bronsi5000
Last Wooter to Woot:
friedfun
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1900

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

9%
4%
3%
1%
1%
2%
4%
6%
7%
7%
6%
6%
4%
5%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
4%
4%
5%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
1%
1%
92%
2%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting





Quality Posts



spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

Is that a banana up your nose, or are you just happy to see me?

(ugh, I can't believe I just made that joke...sorry y'all)

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

Impostor: The good edition

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Aww man... You guys already took the best pun with the title. How are commenters supposed to compete with that?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I will admit... I laughed at this one. From far away that penguin looks like a pretty good toucan!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Why would they have British accents? I think it's about time y'all learned a little bit about colonialism.

Gally242


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Gally242

hey, don't you know around here its other things pretending to be penguins? NOT penguins pretending to be other things!

quantamm


quality posts: 82 Private Messages quantamm

Are those penguins? Why are their feet blue? Are they cold from standing on snow and ice all day long?

theCan


quality posts: 6 Private Messages theCan

Ring ring ring! Banana phone!

lol; w00t

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I wouldn't have guessed it on paper, but that cyan color actually works surprisingly well with this design. Kudos to Randyotter for pulling it off so well.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

The penguin's feet look more like a blue footed booby.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

HA HA HA, how did the penguins get near a toucan? Actually a better question is how did the penguins get in the tree... hmmm?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

And how did the penguins get up there anyhow? I thought penguins couldn't fly. Or climb the trees of the rainforest for that matter.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Just when I thought I'd reached my tolerance for "odd-penguin out" designs ...

Despite the chilly subjects of the design, there's a warmth & charm here that really appeals. A great example of "cute" done well. Lovely work, RandyOtter.

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

I'm just curious how those flightless penguins got up on that branch with the toucan.

I can accept the holding the banana thing ;)

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

as a member of the bird family I fully approve of this shirt.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

jeevesofrkdia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeevesofrkdia

It seems that today.... Bird is the word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Also, what kind of speciesist birds are those? Terrible. Deplorable, even.

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

If that penguin is trying to attract a mate he'd be better off holding that banana elsewhere...

Vuisyou


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Vuisyou

lol at the "This shirt tells the world". Reminds me of this Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

You can never trust penguins-- next thing you know, they'll be sneaking into galas in their natural tuxedo camouflage.

maverickmila


quality posts: 3 Private Messages maverickmila
quantamm wrote:Are those penguins? Why are their feet blue?



I'm more concerned with what they're doing in a tree in the tropics.

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

Is this shirt suggesting I should put some chopped up banana in my Froot Loops tomorrow morning?

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13
zekecatz wrote:The penguin's feet look more like a blue footed booby.



I think the artist did that just to see if he could get someone to say "booby". Congratulations, you fell in the trap :P

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

i gave this design a chuckle, but i wont give it my money. sorry.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

what's up with all of the comments about penguins not being able to fly? did the TSA ban them? Obviously they parachuted into the tree.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

It never really occurred to me but this shirt color really is banana. Lemon is so old school.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
sparrowhawk69 wrote:what's up with all of the comments about penguins not being able to fly? did the TSA ban them? Obviously they parachuted into the tree.



That raises a yet more complicated questions: Who would let a penguin go parachuting? Where did they get the plane and parachutes? I just don't think that's a practical solution. Obviously they jetpacked.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

itsmisty


quality posts: 1 Private Messages itsmisty

Oh, naturally. Combine a toucan, penguins, and a banana with a lemon woot tee. ...YES, that'll sell.



norkia


quality posts: 2 Private Messages norkia

After Toucan shed his tint, all of the other birds wanted to cash in on it.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz
sparrowhawk69 wrote:what's up with all of the comments about penguins not being able to fly? did the TSA ban them? Obviously they parachuted into the tree.



Woot banned flying penguins some time ago.

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer
chrisprender wrote:You can never trust penguins-- next thing you know, they'll be sneaking into galas in their natural tuxedo camouflage.



Don't look now, but I think they already have.

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

Appropriately enough, it's selling quite well in Alaska...they don't get many Toucans there and their banana crops are Slim Pickens. Someone call Chiquita!

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I love banana shirts - they have a peel.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Draithy


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Draithy

Best words in the entire description: "toucanface minstrelsy."
Awful and awesome at the same time, and for the very same reasons!

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

up next: Penguins disguised as nuns.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

vulkir


quality posts: 2 Private Messages vulkir

I'm disturbed that one penguin can barely reach his chin, and the other can stretch well over his beak.

Especially considering his right wing is about the same length as the penguin behind him... His left one seems to have another half on it. Go Go Gadget Wing?

callthekiteman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages callthekiteman

Put a bird on it!

thewronggrape


quality posts: 34 Private Messages thewronggrape

Meh. I already have a great toucan shirt.

Vishap


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Vishap

I don't think parachuting was involved. I think it was one of those zoo exhibits where they allow multiple species to live together for a more natural scene, but whoever designed this one was a few days from retiring and decided to see what they could get away with.

As to them specifically being up a tree: Penguins can actually climb trees very well, they're just not around them often enough to really show off their skill. You should see them scaling the Redwoods.

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

Follow your noes wherever it goes!

Well in this case follow your banana.