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If I Only Had a Brain

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Quality Posts



Switz213


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Switz213

Title is an ode to Mike from WootTV?

fun fun fun

wordartist9453


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wordartist9453

Brains: not just for zombies anymore!

melrak90


quality posts: 2 Private Messages melrak90

To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a bonus round (sorry Straw Man).

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Not to be confused with The Original Patrickspens Zombie Shirt

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

I LOL'ed xD

somehow though, the scarecrow is (a lot) creepier than the zombies, I dunno.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Regular zombies can be destroyed if you shoot them in the head. Does anything happen if you shoot this guy or do you need to use a flamethrower?

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

At least it is comforting to know that we can still use fire.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I've heard some cultures eat flying monkey brains, but that really has nothing to do with this scenario. In for one.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Personally I'd go with the Tin Man during the zombie apocalypse to avoid just this kind of incident.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

Blonde moment alert : When I first saw it, I thought "I've seen this before"...then I rememeber "DUH, it's from the derby"

*facepalm*

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

This writeup would make Harold Arlen proud. (the Oz songwriter, for those who don't know!)

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

coniahg


quality posts: 2 Private Messages coniahg

This is the BEST shirt I've seen on here in months, literally. Great job!

Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Thank god he wasn't a zombie when he met Dorothy!

sabru8


quality posts: 53 Private Messages sabru8

Rule 22: When in doubt know your way out.

JBalls


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JBalls
spilzer wrote:Not to be confused with The Original Patrickspens Zombie Shirt



Yeah I've got that shirt. I can't buy this one cause having the same zombies and brains chat bubble thingy would be weird.

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

Since I also have Acquired Taste, purchasing this one too was a no-brainer ...

... and thus, there will be no point for zombies (or a scarecrow) to come after me. ^_^

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Dorthy Gripped the shotgun tightly in her hands, read to make her last stand in the old home from Kansas. If it could take out a witch, then maybe the old homestead could protect her one last time. She breifly remembered the grim events.

At first, the Wizard said the virus could be contained. When munchkin land fell to the zombie plague though, all of Oz knew that the end was only a matter of time before the end came.

She cursed the lion for his cowardice, he fled the for the hills at the first sign of trouble.

The tinman was more noble about the whole thing and went down swinging his axe while trying to protect her. She used the bits that the zombies didn't take and melted it down for extra material for the nails.

And Scarecrow. Scarecrow that scumbag. He was the source of the plauge.

She should have seen it coming.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Their coming to get you Dorothy...

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Zombie 1: Now which way do we go?
Scarecrow: points to the window on the left Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
Zombie 2: Who said that?
Zombie 1 points at the Scarecrow
Zombie 2: Don't be silly. Scarecrows don't talk.
Scarecrow: points to the other window It's pleasant that way, too.
Zombie 1: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Scarecrow: points at the door Of course, some people do go both ways.

(based on my favorite scene from the movie)

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Anybody who sees this shirt, run for your brain in the opposite direction.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?



And that's exactly why you should be afraid. Very afraid.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69
Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?



He huffed & he puffed & he blewwww the door down. Don't you know your fairy tales?

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX
Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?



He may have had assistance from the zombies beside him. Just saying.

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

I love the attention to detail. The glass on the floor isn't just randomly drawn, which he could've done and gotten away with. Most pieces actually fit together with the pieces next to it. Very nice.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Shirt reminds me of "Kino der Toten" area in COD: Black Ops Zombie Mode. God, hated those zombies.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Where does that arm on the top left come from? Is it attached to a zombie somewhere? Seems like it's missing a body.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Great googly moogly, check out that vote count! That's one of the highest in a while.

Congrats to the Pats!

Is another shirt sellout soon to follow?

Will it make it past noon?

If and when it sells out, will people be upset that it's no longer available?

Tune in next time...

Same Woot Time!

Same Woot Channel!

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

In simpler times neighbors would knock before entering and even then they'd only be after a cup of sugar.

MrBland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MrBland

Scarecrows!? The Zombie Survival Guide said nothing about scarecrows!

turtlegir1


quality posts: 34 Private Messages turtlegir1

Happy Earth Day, everyone! Remember last year when there was an awesome derby of earth-day related shirts? What happened to that this year? That was one of my favorites, I think I bought all 3 of those shirts - and I was looking forward to more of them this year.

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

I feel as though this would be a great psychological examination tool:

Imagining yourself in the situation depicted here, what would you rely on to survive:

a) shotgun
b) cardio
c) slippers and a chant

If you choose a - you are a fighter.
If you choose b - you are a flighter.
If you choose c - that'll be $200, I'll see you next week.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

tcgriffin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tcgriffin

Conversation between zombies and scarecrow in the Land of Woot as authored by patrickspens.

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain...only straw.
Zombie: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

As good as the first Zombie shirt!!!

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2
turtlegir1 wrote:Happy Earth Day, everyone! Remember last year when there was an awesome derby of earth-day related shirts? What happened to that this year? That was one of my favorites, I think I bought all 3 of those shirts - and I was looking forward to more of them this year.



lawsuits up the whohaw

that was fun while it lasted!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 562 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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So, I'm over in the Kids thread and I gotta tell you, it's a bit lonely over there. So I'm just gonna lure some of over there.

I'll even bribe you! Go over to the the Kids thread and write me some slogans for this butterfly factory.... uhm, garden. If I like your slogan, I just might give you a quality post!



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CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

The extra arms (and hands) with no apparent bodies remind me ominously of The Last Supper...

BlueEagle23


quality posts: 3 Private Messages BlueEagle23
Narfcake wrote:Since I also have Acquired Taste, purchasing this one too was a no-brainer ...

... and thus, there will be no point for zombies (or a scarecrow) to come after me. ^_^



LOL. (Like) (+1)

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

People tend to go out of their minds with praise for PSpens shirts, and 90% of the time, I don't agree with it. One of those things I guess; his shirts just don't do much for me.

However, I dig this shirt. Clever use of the theme. It's also a rare pop culture reference that it is well integrated with the theme, as opposed to being awkwardly shoehorned in while paying lip service to the theme.

My one worry is how small it looks on the Woot example. Prints often end up being larger than their Woot decals, however.