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Quality Posts



bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

The roller coaster in the back is my favorite part.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Did he get pulled over for a hit and run?

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

oh the irony!

justintan23


quality posts: 2 Private Messages justintan23
Rudeboy2025 wrote:Did he get pulled over for a hit and run?



I'd say multiple hit and runs.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Looks like he wasn't quite able to get up to 1.21 Jiggawatts...

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

you know why I pulled you over son? You were doing donuts right in front of me & never offered me one. Now lets get out of here & find some big coffee cups to go with those donuts.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Oh yeah! You know the policeman is gonna wear sunglasses in the dead of night. This is your best printed design Walmazan, for sure!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

Much like a real police officer, he's wasting time with speeders and ignoring the real problems...which in this case appears to be a person falling out of the roller coaster in the background.... HELP!!!!!!

So happy to see this take first! Congrats, Walmazan!

bradtheproducer


quality posts: 8 Private Messages bradtheproducer

I totally want to wear this shirt to my Whirlyball league.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Always glad to see a Walmazan new classic...I can almost smell the salt air as I visualize myself on a boardwalk, in a bumper car, glad the cop pulled my little brother over...

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

Not to tell the officer how to do his job, but personally I feel like he should be focusing on the kid who is falling out of the roller coaster car in the background.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

It looks like the Officer got his mustache from the collar of his coat. Or visa versa.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

This is my first Walmazan shirt and I shall wear it proudly!

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I saw a movie similar to this on Skinemax late last night, only the driver was a girl, the cop was younger, and the car had a back seat.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

I hope that cop is giving all the other riders tickets too since it'd be unsafe to walk in the bumper car area while the ride is going!

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz

The officer reminds me of Wilfred Brimley.

Mishkin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Mishkin

You must have at least $50,000 worth of liability insurance to go on this ride...

wootvan


quality posts: 59 Private Messages wootvan
zekecatz wrote:The officer reminds me of Wilfred Brimley.



Reminds me of this guy...



Well done WA. In for two.

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

Why the 716? just a random number?

That may have been asked in the derby thread too, but can't remember.

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

Little things like the fireworks in the back, the twinkling stars, and the aforementioned roller coaster make this shirt. Awesome.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Final Destination 3 is occurring in the background.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Well, bumper cars need to have bumper cops I guess.

Congrats to walmazan! Great shirt and execution!

mayh658


quality posts: 26 Private Messages mayh658

Why is the officer wearing a helmet? They are bumper cars, not bumper bikes!

Either way, this design is brilliant. Well played, sir.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

I don't think that cop car is properly fitted with seatbelts

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Lostinservice


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Lostinservice

I would gladly get this shirt since the design is quite awesome but I have way too many navy & black shirts. Summer is coming up and I want something with color.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

You were going 5mph in a 2mph zone. The fine will be 5 ride tickets. Carry on, be safe out here!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025
Lostinservice wrote:I would gladly get this shirt since the design is quite awesome but I have way too many navy & black shirts. Summer is coming up and I want something with color.



Poor excuse because this shirt all full of awesome! :D

solusumbra


quality posts: 1 Private Messages solusumbra

This is a great write up! But, what makes it even better? Imagining Michael Kelso from "That 70's show" as the "cop".

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
blanked wrote:Why the 716? just a random number?

That may have been asked in the derby thread too, but can't remember.



The answer is obvious. If you read it upside down, it says "giL". Isn't that astounding? Huh, I didn't think so either.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

KaisarRyu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KaisarRyu

The fair was a bit behind on their funds this year, so offered the local police half the fine itakes to tiket their customers. If only they thought ahead to what it would do to next years fair. Oh well. Poor planning on their part.

Give a man a fire, he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

kevlar51


quality posts: 36 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Walmazan!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Walmazan is a master at whimsical, off-beat, cartoony fun, and this shirt is just further proof.

When does the coffee table edition of your work come out Sir? I'll be the first in line.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I think that dude would be more productive asking these people for their license and registration.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

Effective use of the warm colors to focus our attention on the action against that blue backdrop. Seemingly simple design with lots of neat details walmazan. Congratulations again!

doodahbtfcc13


quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

How ironic would it be if I just got home and was pulled over not 10 minutes ago?
Is it a sign to buy the shirt?? It must be!

jasneko


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jasneko

Congratulations on first walmazan! The design almost looks like it is glowing on the navy blue - very striking.

Vote!

psm321


quality posts: 18 Private Messages psm321
bradtheproducer wrote:I totally want to wear this shirt to my Whirlyball league.



Damn it, I wasn't going to buy one but now I have to just to wear it to Whirlyball.

sabru8


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sabru8

One of the most whimsical shirt designs I've seen on here.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I got mine! Prepared to laugh at whiny east coaster people in the morning that decided sleep was more important than this.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.