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Yes I’m a Kleptomaniac

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s
First Sucker:
ElementCy
Last Wooter to Woot:
dwinanto
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
628

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

90%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Now this is a strange shirt.

Bilyum it up all day long!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

So... whose shirt was this originally, if it's been stolen by the person who's wearing it when you see it? I'm so confused.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

lonelypond


quality posts: 420 Private Messages lonelypond

oh, I'm still laughing...style of text seems just quirky enough to suit the sentiment

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Shades of Steal This Book

sabru8


quality posts: 54 Private Messages sabru8

I catch shoplifters for a living...I could wear this shirt to blend in.

crazybouncyliz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages crazybouncyliz

i should buy one of these and give it to my boyfriend, just so i can take it back from him

DarkDrag0n


quality posts: 7 Private Messages DarkDrag0n

Not only did I steal your plain red shirt, but I wrote this message on it to brag about it.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Buying this shirt with the intention of keeping it is kind of a Catch-22. The phrase is an invitation to having it stolen.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

I can just imagine how anyone wearing this will get followed around while shopping.

And who can blame them? You've admitted to it already.

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

It's gonna be a hard sell for woot to convince me to buy my own shirt.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

Someone stole my idea!

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I really like the lettering on this design-- I don't think a standard font would've fit with such a slogan.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I really hope the placement of that hand doesn't make things... awkward... for female wearers.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz
DarkDrag0n wrote:Not only did I steal your plain red shirt, but I wrote this message on it to brag about it.



Kind of like the guy who bragged on Facebook about the robbery he had committed. Don't you just love Jatravartid criminals.

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

If I recall, the Eight Commandments also doesn't mention anything about coveting other people's possessions.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

This comment was stolen before it could be posted. =/

Nice to see a red shirt!

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Must....resist...urge...to DANCE!

Sorry, just saw Billy Elliot for the first time on Netflix Instant.

Will go to Bway if I haveta.

"I just wanta dahnce at the balleh!"

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

CaptRobThePirate


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CaptRobThePirate

This shirt doesn't seem to fit in with any of the other Shirt.Woot shirts I have ever seen. What is going on? Even the write up is stranger than usual.

~CaptRob
http://www.youtube.com/procrastinationpics

kurometarikku


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kurometarikku

http://youtu.be/PhiFfOTe-R0

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I'd rather deal with someone with Nymphomania than Kleptomania.


bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

I'm a card carrying member of Kleptomaniacs Anonymous...and, yada, yada, yada, I find this post offensive.

Want proof? I'll haveta steal it.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Can we get this with matching underpants? :'\

eroholic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eroholic

Why hello 2004! How've you been? See tonight is a good night for you.

ashanev


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ashanev

If it looks like it came off a bumper sticker, I'd rather not have it on my chest.

KamikazeKen


quality posts: 17 Private Messages KamikazeKen

simple way to solve the catch-22-esque dilemma:
buy this with a stolen credit card. Then technically, you stole the shirt.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

Oh, the irony of having to buy a shirt that states it was stolen!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
CaptRobThePirate wrote:This shirt doesn't seem to fit in with any of the other Shirt.Woot shirts I have ever seen. What is going on? Even the write up is stranger than usual.



Uh, are you trying to find some kind of pattern in what shirts this site prints? Good luck. As for the write-up, it was quite normal! Utterly random and funny as usual I think.

But perhaps you were joking? As Pooh once said, "You never can tell with [shirt.wooters]."

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

goodfriendashley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goodfriendashley

Dang. I saw this at hot topic in the 90's. Nice and retro woot.

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

For some reason, the shirt design and lettering remind me of an arachnid. A spider, to be precise. To name a specific spider, Charlotte.

ohioplayer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ohioplayer

Was this done with Cincy Reds pitcher Mike Leake in mind??? And it is a red shirt....

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-Mike-Leake-arrested

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Yes I'm a Kleptomanic
And yes...this is your shirt
And yes...that is a picture of a hand trying to pinch my nipple

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

My spouse failed to remember my "ends in 0" birthday (today!) and couldn't be bothered to order the two woot shirts that I requested as my birthday present. I'm really, really tempted to order this, give it to him, and then take it back.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

dboyd1089


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dboyd1089

Apparently I'm the only one that had to look up what a Kleptomaniac is... haha

"An irresistible impulse to steal, stemming from emotional disturbance rather than economic need."

yay me!

iGGz


quality posts: 7 Private Messages iGGz

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

_____________________________________________

i am woot's god.

You're the giant Ken Jennings head? HOW DID YOU GET OUT?

Falcon4


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Falcon4

Hah! It fits right in with the Woot theme of the day... HP. Looks like the same font HP used for several years with their "perpetual Halloween" ad campaign (the "computer is personal again" thing). I could never shake the halloween theme whenever I saw that goofy font in their advertising.

edit:

summary:
Between 2007 and 2010: lots of woots.

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

Love the HALO: Reach shout-out in the "This shirt tells the world:" section!

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

ciabelle


quality posts: 16 Private Messages ciabelle
tazfreeatlast wrote:Oh, the irony of having to buy a shirt that states it was stolen!



The police will be waiting by your mailbox to arrest you for receiving stolen merchandise.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

This shirt has been live for over two hours & still no Winona Ryder jokes?

Here are a couple bad ones for your viewing pleasure:
In an interview, Winona Ryder claimed that she didn't use the internet. Of course she doesn't... it's hard to shoplift from a website.

What is Winona Ryder's favorite football team?
The Pittsburgh Steelers.

drgribb


quality posts: 4 Private Messages drgribb

It would be hilarious if someone got arrested while wearing this shirt and then had to take a mugshot while wearing it haha