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Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
Mirricat
Last Wooter to Woot:
bigheadedkid
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 13% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
7569

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



Johnnya475


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Johnnya475

Inconceivable!

11/14/08 3 Kingston 2gb SD Cards | 10/23/08 3 Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape | 10/23/08 3 Bacon Salt - 4 Pack | 10/23/08 3 Random Crap | 10/22/08 3 Monster USB Cable | 10/22/08 1 iRobot Roomba 418 | 9/24/08 1 Targus Wireless Notebook Bundle | 9/15/08 1 iRobot Roomba 418 | 8/20/08 1 Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB | 7/29/08 3 Kingston 2GB Micro SD Card | 6/20/08 3 Mighty Kite Mini-Kite | 6/20/08 1 Razer m100 Pro|Solutions Protone Earphones | 5/2/28 1 Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 135 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
Johnnya475 wrote:Inconceivable!



I do not think that word means what you think it means.

capguncowboy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages capguncowboy

FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

For those who don't get it, this fake video game is taken from a scene in this movie.

(Or I suppose it could be the book instead.)

pureval


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pureval

Anybody want a peanut?

It puts the crap inside the bag or it gets the hose again.

twoeyedgirl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages twoeyedgirl

Anybody want a peanut?

arof


quality posts: 1 Private Messages arof

"This shirt’s color is Slate, we mean it! Ahem, we said we mean it! C’mon, forums, that’s your cue."

Alright, I'll bite. Anybody got a peanut?

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

I knew I picked the wrong week to get involved in a land war in Asia...

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

Hahaha you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the first of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, the second and slightly less well know is this one:

Never check on woot at midnight when money is on the line!!!


amnewsboy


quality posts: 48 Private Messages amnewsboy

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

there's a shortage of perfect shirts in the world; 'twould be a pity to bypass this one! there really should be an atari game featuring "the princess bride"...

p.s. giant bonus points to the woot writers for managing to work in a dinner with andre reference amid the prinsanity. <=D

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

asianminime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages asianminime

Minecraft meets Princess Bride?

renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

Warning: Iocane powder. Deadly stuff.

arevan


quality posts: 9 Private Messages arevan

"Tr..ooooo...luv.."

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

left. simply because it looks like that ninja is giving me the finger, albeit upside down and all.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

drkwizerd


quality posts: 1 Private Messages drkwizerd

Awesome movie! Woo hoo!

HarryBeanbag


quality posts: 35 Private Messages HarryBeanbag

I have a feeling the quotes from the movie are going to way dominate the forum over normal questions and comments about the shirt. Hello dare lady!

DangerMouse9


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DangerMouse9

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
[cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
[cut to the trio again]
The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
[cut to the trio once more]
The Impressive Clergyman: ...and do you,Pwincess Buwwercup...
Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

AHHHHH The Princess Bride!!! AHHHHH

I may just have to buy this!! <3

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

For those of you who haven't fallen for one of the classic blunders Here's the scene!

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

um. YES. \o/

panthiest


quality posts: 17 Private Messages panthiest

aw i hoped this was from a real game.

I was guna get it.

The game, not the shirt.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

a better t-shirt than this?
Inconceivable!!

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Achieving a balance between minimalism and recognizability in pixel art can be a lot harder than it looks. Nathan W. Pyle did a great job on all of the characters.

trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss
godmadesky wrote:left. simply because it looks like that ninja is giving me the finger, albeit upside down and all.



That's no ninja! It's the Dread Pirate Roberts!

w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

oh man i want this.

*bonk* he said TRUUUUUE LOOOOOVEEE

"Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse.
So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence.
Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo."

Cat & Duck's Investigative Assistant
LONG LIVE WOOT CLUE 2012! r.i.p. you are miseed

sugarpike


quality posts: 8 Private Messages sugarpike

Best. Shirt. Ever.
Best. MOVIE. Ever.

"My name is Inigo Montoya. Buy this shirt or prepare to die."

escapecar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages escapecar

"Have a good time storming Shirt.Woot!"

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
arof wrote:"This shirt’s color is Slate, we mean it! Ahem, we said we mean it! C’mon, forums, that’s your cue."

Alright, I'll bite. Anybody got a peanut?



Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

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basque48


quality posts: 0 Private Messages basque48
wilcononomous wrote:You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you
You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die



All of you - the lot of you - have lost your bloody minds?
Must have first have been dooms day. Then the 666 shirt woot off, and now this. Will we outlast the endless quotes this shirt will produce? I already have a headache..esp since I keep showing up on here as a man and I am so not one.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Wonderful movie and a nice tribute shirt. I can't unsee the unmasked portion of DPR as a giant creepy grin though.

p.s. I have to throw one of my favorite quotes into what will be a quoting orgy:

Who are you?
No one of consequence.
I must know!
Get used to disappointment.
Ok.



SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

This is what I think of whenever I see that name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pf1-9_6tsA

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

And now a fun fact from the Jester's Real Life Adventures:

I love this movie. In fact, I love it so much, I attempted numerous times to convince my wife (then fiance') that we absolutely had to have the pastor say open our wedding ceremony by saying:

"Mawage! Mawage is what bwings us togebah today. Wob, Twoo wub..."

She didn't go for it. She still married me though, and as a concession allowed us our exit music to be a combination of classical music that faded into the Imperial March as the groomsmen left.

Yup, good times. Good times...

Februaryxvi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Februaryxvi

There isnt going to be more kissing is there?

Edit: In for one... How could you not be?

dawnmt


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

I wish this shirt was invisible. Oh...wait, wrong movie.

My bad.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
Johnnya475 wrote:Inconceivable!



"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

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wootdragon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wootdragon

This shirt is so full of awesome. It really is.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Hello. My name is not Inigo Montoya, but you did kill my father, so...prepare to DIE!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.