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Four S’mores and Seven Weenies Ago

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Quality Posts



lonelypond


quality posts: 405 Private Messages lonelypond

great color/art scheme, a nice mix of Scoutish (former Girl Scout so green's my scout color) and classic.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

I turn green just looking at the shirt color....

loopyhorse


quality posts: 2 Private Messages loopyhorse

First thing I thought? Green Bay Packer tailgating shirt.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

It's a shame what happened to him with John Wilkes Bear. You'd think that The Great Emancipator would've learned to put his food in a bag tied up in a tree.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Abe, you dork, pull your socks down. I know you're really really old and all, but seriously.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

I see product placement!

lol

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

There's no African American kids at this camp out, must have been before the Civil War.

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

First thing I thought was the Venture Bros episode with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Ghost Lincoln telling a ghost story around the camp fire! OOOoooOOOoooOOO!

bob12345swn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bob12345swn

...our frankfurters brought forth a new campsite...

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

Ole Abie's eyes look a little crazy...are you sure the story isn't about zombies? It could be a retelling of the Gettysburg Address...you know, like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by Jane Austen and some person who was able to squeeze zombies into it.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

When I first saw this shirt I confused Abe Lincoln with a leprechaun, because of the kelly green color of the shirt. Please forgive me Abe!

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

Spoiler: He never earns his play appreciation badge.

turf12


quality posts: 6 Private Messages turf12

are the marshmallows spiked with muscle relaxers and ADHD medicine?

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Enough of these silly camp fire tales, did I ever tell you the completly true tale about the campers that meet Lincoln on old Green Belt lake? Their fire turned green that night and who would it be but good old President Lincoln shambling out from the forest... His leg crooked at the foot making a shooof shoof shooft noise as he dragged it on the ground. No this isn't a zombie story Timmy, sit down.

mayh658


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

Never trust a scoutmaster with a top hat.

surfdad


quality posts: 10 Private Messages surfdad

Did Abe use Lincoln Logs for kindling or is that considered cheating in the scouting world?

bluejester


quality posts: 556 Private Messages bluejester

Well, I'm sure his stories beat counseler Washington's Sirius GPP stories about ghostly cherry trees and possessed wooden teeth.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Maybe Abe is telling them the story about how someone shot his hat.

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

At least that cherry tree was put to good use (except that was George Washington, wasn't it? Who doesn't get that one confused?).

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

This story's completely true kids! Honest!

jenpatience


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenpatience
bob12345swn wrote:...our frankfurters brought forth a new campsite...



lol

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung
Stexe wrote:First thing I thought was the Venture Bros episode with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Ghost Lincoln telling a ghost story around the camp fire! OOOoooOOOoooOOO!



lol same!!!

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

I feel like this is one of those shirts that will have to be explained to everyone around the wearer.

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Presidents. Reminds me of this.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

So his fingers mean fourscore and the badge on his sleeve is 7 years? Hmm.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Good avoidance of copyright infringement on that chocolate bar the kid is holding.

herbiced


quality posts: 0 Private Messages herbiced
Stexe wrote:First thing I thought was the Venture Bros episode with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Ghost Lincoln telling a ghost story around the camp fire! OOOoooOOOoooOOO!



Mee tooo !! go team venture !

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Top hat plus wristwatch and sneakers makes for quite an odd Abe.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

gimetzco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gimetzco

Y'all don't remember the completely awesome & exellent adventures in time that old Abe had with our pals Bill & Ted. Do you? This explains all the anacronisms, duh. Be excellent to each other...AND...Party on, dudes!

fishermanswife


quality posts: 6 Private Messages fishermanswife
bob12345swn wrote:...our frankfurters brought forth a new campsite...



Like. (Strange how they pick & don't pick quality posts.)

sgoman5674


quality posts: 41 Private Messages sgoman5674

I've always wondered what Abe Lincoln would look like as a cub scout. Now I know.

arcade-art


quality posts: 1 Private Messages arcade-art

congrats

............ Video Game Art and Custom Sprites ............

groosalugg


quality posts: 4 Private Messages groosalugg



It is concerning that Abe would take young boys out into the woods and talk about weenies.



roargue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages roargue

Cute shirt...but couldn't they have added the Four S'mores and Seven Weenies Ago on the shirt? That would have made it priceless. (sigh)

Rochelle Argue

themapman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages themapman
Stexe wrote:First thing I thought was the Venture Bros episode with the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Ghost Lincoln telling a ghost story around the camp fire! OOOoooOOOoooOOO!



Reminds me more of Clone High and Abe's frustrating pursuit of Cleopatra.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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fishermanswife wrote:Like. (Strange how they pick & don't pick quality posts.)





Lady: "Ahhhh...I totally don't deserve this Pality Quost! (blushing)"

Moderator: "Well NO...not really. I'm not giving you a POST OF QUALITY. This is actually just a really giant check we stole from some sort of multi-channel direct marketing company..."

Lady: "(giggling)Well aren't you the sweetest young man?!"

Moderator: "Ummmmmmm.....sure...."


tobyclick


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tobyclick

"Seven Weenies" could have been represented by an opened hot dog package with one left (or is it three? I never buy hotdogs anymore now that I've been turned on to brats).

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Poopelyse


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Poopelyse

Definitely first thought of the beginning of Monkey Island 2.