holothuria


quality posts: 4 Private Messages holothuria

What vile calumny!

Cheese Pancakes
3 1/2 oz. cottage cheese
2 1/2 tbsp. sugar
1 tbsp. beaten egg (not an entire egg)
2 tsp. lemon juice
3 tbsp. all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. cooking oil
1 tbsp. raisins

1. Put the cottage cheese in a mixing bowl and break it up.
2. Add the sugar and lemon juice.
3. Gradually add the beaten egg and stir it in well.
4. Add the flour and baking powder and mix.
5. Heat the cooking oil in a frying pan over low heat.
6. Put a small amount (about 1 tbsp.) of batter into the frying pan for each pancake.
7. Top each pancake with raisins.
8. Flip each pancake when the edges begin to brown. (The batter is pretty thin, so make sure they're solid on the cooked side before you attempt to flip them, or they'll break apart.)
9. Once the second side is cooked, serve those buggers. Don't cover them with syrup, or you'll lose the flavor of the delicious raisins.

[Okay, fine, if you really don't like raisins, try walnuts or dried cherries instead.]

Happy birthday, Ms. Boots.

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Thienn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Thienn

That must be the reason why the cookie always crumbles...

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

I was totally going to buy 1 of these shirts then I realized it had raisins on it. Ruined it for me


(so I bought 2...)

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tbirdflamingo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbirdflamingo

It's so true! My sister sent me some giant homemade cookies a few weeks ago. I spit it right out, didn't even look or take a whiff because I was so excited. My heart sank along with the cookies when I dumped them into the garbage

tjsynkral


quality posts: 15 Private Messages tjsynkral

Raisins are awesome. Anyone who buys this shirt is just sour grapes.

doodahbtfcc13


quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

You know what they say:
"Candy is dandy, but fruit makes you poop!"

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Live dangerously, grab a bag of mixed chocolate covered peanuts and raisins and try to avoid the bad ones

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drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

LIES!.... LIES!..... LIES!
Thou must not listen to this shirt...

add oatmeal and thou entry into heaven will be guaranteed.

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats Boots! GREAT shirt!

marthajones


quality posts: 0 Private Messages marthajones
holothuria wrote:What vile calumny!

Cheese Pancakes
3 1/2 oz. cottage cheese
2 1/2 tbsp. sugar
1 tbsp. beaten egg (not an entire egg)
2 tsp. lemon juice
3 tbsp. all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. cooking oil
1 tbsp. raisins

1. Put the cottage cheese in a mixing bowl and break it up.
2. Add the sugar and lemon juice.
3. Gradually add the beaten egg and stir it in well.
4. Add the flour and baking powder and mix.
5. Heat the cooking oil in a frying pan over low heat.
6. Put a small amount (about 1 tbsp.) of batter into the frying pan for each pancake.
7. Top each pancake with raisins.
8. Flip each pancake when the edges begin to brown. (The batter is pretty thin, so make sure they're solid on the cooked side before you attempt to flip them, or they'll break apart.)
9. Once the second side is cooked, serve those buggers. Don't cover them with syrup, or you'll lose the flavor of the delicious raisins.

[Okay, fine, if you really don't like raisins, try walnuts or dried cherries instead.]

Happy birthday, Ms. Boots.



O.M.G...holothuria, I can't believe you put this recipe on here...I make these Cheese pancakes at least twice a week, although I've never put raisins in them. I will now...I usually put blueberries or mashed bananas in them...O,M.G... so good.

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aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

I agree. I HATE RAISINS IN COOKIES! My god, what Arthur started this crap?

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

No raisins on boots birthday cake!

Congrats Jamie and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


setsunai


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I belong to the school of thought that raisins are nice but when they're alone. Maybe raisins can improve the occasional scone, ice cream, or cookie when done right, but raisins in most any other kind of food is just asking for trouble.

I heard you like tea.
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marisano


quality posts: 2 Private Messages marisano
citrustang wrote:It's pretty hard to defend something that has been shown to kill puppies.

I won't even bother trying.



Yeah, but then chocolate also kills dogs (same link, even). Guess it's a good thing we're human!

aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely

Perhaps it's just *sour grapes* but I could have sworn I saw this t-shirt at JCPenney. Eh, it must have been a raisin-induced hallucination.

mattlscc


quality posts: 34 Private Messages mattlscc

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies... Absolute best ever... nuff said.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Boots, I baked you a birthday cake. Um... I guess I'll go pick out the raisins. Congrats on the print!










deeelite


quality posts: 1 Private Messages deeelite

in my case outlets, soap, and finally raisins did ruin everything. congrats to the winning designers, but was strongly hoping for the artistic fogged to be the ones getting printed. on the bright side at least i got to save myself some $$$ this weekend...

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

glances over at offended persons platform

I don't see anybody stepping up to the offended persons' platform today. You know why? Because we all know that the statement is true, raisins do ruin everything!

Happy Birthday Boots!

svengoolie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages svengoolie

Oatmeal raisin cookies are freaking amazing, so... the shirt is a lie.

dawnmt


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

A statement like this is gospel. I come from a family where they put raisins in ground beef!!! Who wants dried fruit that has been rehydrated with beef fat and cooked up like a burger?

Not me friends. Not me.

EvilE1174


quality posts: 8 Private Messages EvilE1174

Best. Shirt. EVER!!!!!!!


I couldnt agree more, In for 1!!!

funkygreenmonkee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages funkygreenmonkee

This shirt is the only thing that hasn't been ruined by raisins.

ravenette84


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ravenette84

Happy scabs of sunshine.. bleh!

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
BootsBoots wrote:Wow, yes! Raisins! I consider it my duty to spread this most important message: Raisins Thhhhppppffft!

I just got home (from birthday celebrating) and this was the best surprise! Thanks for the birthday wishes. ...Raisins can suck it!



out loud!!! boots! haven't gotten a woot shirt in awhile. so I'll be proud to wear this one at work, just to let everyone know the real deal. raisins go jack someone elses party!!

Draithy


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Draithy

Know the only thing better than a nice, fresh, warm, chewy-gooey oatmeal-raisin cookie?...

A nice, fresh, warm, chewy-gooey oatmeal-chocolate chop cookie.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

I remember back when the "Slogans" derby was announced some one predicted a BootsBoots win.
Turns out they were correct, and a birthday present to boot...

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curses


quality posts: 0 Private Messages curses

So true.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
bluejester wrote:It's only a matter of time before some one tries to market raisens as "dried grapes" like the way prunes are now being marketed as "dried plums."



I'm still waiting for someone to start marketing milk as "freshly squeezed"...

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pimaster


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pimaster

I already bought my girl a shirt that says "Stu. pid Raisins, stay out of my cookies!" I think that's slightly cuter than today's tee. Imo

woot!shirts I own:

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Totallyknewitwasgonnaprint.

Happy Birthday Boots, may you never become raisiny.

;)

RohitK89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RohitK89

Had Boots not featured today, I would've lost my faith in humanity.

keth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages keth

Oh woot!
You're putting me between a rock and a hard place here. I love this shirt design, but I also love raisins.

Walking around in this would get me nods of approval... from the enemy!

rkenimer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rkenimer
elliotspectre wrote:We, the Hitchhikers is wrong with woot? Why are all these novices and suckish t-shirts winning?



Go learn something, sunshine. This is not a novice by any stretch, and is a great design to boot.

Apparently it's fashionable to have a signature.

Slydon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Slydon

Staff

Happy birthday!

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

prettysammy007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages prettysammy007

The only thing I can think of raisins truly ruining is trail mix. This is only because they put WAY too many in the packages. Trail mix should be a fine balance of ingredients, not a raisin bonanza!!

"IT'S COOOOOL GUY!"

tantris


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tantris
popcornrox wrote:It seems that people love text. All three entries are from the slogan derby!



Yes, there maybe should be a contest: you *have* to include text and cute bunnies and a star wars reference!

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Yay! Happy bday boots! And congrats in your awesome print!

jollypirate69


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jollypirate69

Not COMPLETELY true lol

lacksfocus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lacksfocus

Meh. Threadless did it better.

I'd show you my "Stu pid raisins, stay out of my cookies" shirt, but I'd have to charge.