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Intensive Candy Unit

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
fbrian
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1883

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



capguncowboy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages capguncowboy

This happens to me all the time...

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

i must be pure evil--this made me laugh really hard! >=b

p.s. that goes double for the "wear this shirt" description today.

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

dukeboarder


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dukeboarder

would this be in bad taste to wear during an ER rotation?

popcornrox


quality posts: 8 Private Messages popcornrox

Where are the screaming children trying to get the candy?

jmenik


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmenik

More food death.

heh.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

I guess that's a glucose solution in the IV.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Oh mah gawd! It's worse than I thought!

Nurse, we need 500CC of filling, STAT!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

This is a much better name than the one given to it in the derby: "Inspired by One of those days". I didn't think it met the title of the previous design, but I'm kinda glad this one got the chance to see a tee.

axemtitanium


quality posts: 3 Private Messages axemtitanium

Reminds me of the finale of Adventure Time season 2 ("Mortal Folly" / "Mortal Recoil").

jeevesofrkdia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeevesofrkdia

We need to let the piñatas live! We need a place where they can be free from the tyranny of sticks and sadistic children!

Viva la Piñata!

Thank you, Rareware, for making such a place real...

cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun

viva pinata....

mattdamon66


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattdamon66

Totally unprofessional. They just left his guts strewn all over the place. I want the name of the hospital so I know where NOT to take my pinata, should it ever come to life and require medical attention.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

At my wedding we had a custom made piñata that looked like a bride, groom and baby carriage
We thought is was a great idea until the symbolism of the kids later kicking the "groom's head" across the the dance floor sunk in

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CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Why didn't they bandage the stomach, eh? Were they going to stitch it up? Or papier mâché it, rather.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Mexican healthcare seems to be better than I pictured it.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

What kind of an ICU bandages the leg but misses the HUGE GAPING HOLE in the stomach and leaves the innards laying all over the bed and floor? Get this guy to a REAL hospital!

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant
creativehack wrote:At my wedding we had a custom made piñata that looked like a bride, groom and baby carriage
We thought is was a great idea until the symbolism of the kids later kicking the "groom's head" across the the dance floor sunk in



it's the same situation with couples that order a groom's cake that looks like their beloved pet to "include it in the wedding"--they don't think about what will happen when it's time to slice up fido and pass around pieces to the party guests. *shudder*

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
dukeboarder wrote:would this be in bad taste to wear during an ER rotation?



Are you kidding? That's PRECISELY where I'd wear it!

coniahg


quality posts: 2 Private Messages coniahg

This is pretty funny, I must say.

Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Looks like the poor little guy needs a bedpan!

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

You see that? That is what happens when you don't pay the mighty corporate machine that is woot its rightful dues. Do you not see what was done with that pinata?

Seize the Opportunity.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
jmenik wrote:More food death.



Actually, it's piñata death. No candy was killed in the making of this shirt.






Five minutes after this scene was completed, however, the children rushed in and stripped him of his sweets.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

At least he's still got a pulse, right?

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

This is my favorite bit of Mexican culture, watching people make fools of themselves

aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely

Are there any Nerds in there??!!? Cuz, you know, just askin'. Someone call House!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

Who's job is it to draw the x's on the eyes? Or is that all part of the magic of the piñata?

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX
tomcall wrote:This is my favorite bit of Mexican culture, watching people make fools of themselves.



Note how most of them appear to be caucasian...

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

He needs a candy transplant, and fast.

faultylogic83


quality posts: 2 Private Messages faultylogic83

Dear Woot,

We've known each other for a while now, so I feel I can be honest with you. I don't really like you at the moment. You haven't printed anything that I've wanted to buy for a few months, but since I lost my job a couple weeks ago you started actually started printing some quality work again. It's not fair. I'm lucky I got yesterdays as a birthday present, but now this? You're killing me! You better hope my interviews go well today so I might buy this in some sort of celebration. Sigh... I just want our relationship to be what it once was. Print me something nice for my birthday Thursday. If you want to get me anything you know my address :p

mrwednesday


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mrwednesday

This is an odd choice of print for me. It seems almost like a pleading for good artists to stay around especially given naolito just had a daily print last week. I can agree with the sentiment but I'd say his design from the cyberpunk derby was much stronger and much more deserving. I had half expected it other than the fact that woot rarely prints shirts I like as EC's.

bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

The write up was great, I laughed the entire way through.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats on the EC Naolito


aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely

BTW, eww on the "blood candy."

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

I think the reason this poor piñata didn't make it is because some bumbling intern hooked up the IV to the mattress.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

Pinatas are evil. I ended up getting hit with a bat numerous times at birthday parties when I was younger because of those evil things.

genericwit


quality posts: 2 Private Messages genericwit

In for one. And now I'm off to play viva pinata to nurse my pinatas back to health.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 58 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
jhgalvas wrote:Who's job is it to draw the x's on the eyes? Or is that all part of the magic of the piñata?



Piñata magic is magic!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Looks like they are monitoring his heartrate on a microwave...

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dwayri


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dwayri

The best pinata I ever saw was one my friend made for her son's Star Wars Birthday party of the Death Star.