...and why can't the bikini be red? That baffled me the 1st time, also. Doesn't match the title on either sub. I voted & I'd still wear it, but I'm just curious to your logic/strategy for a red-themed woot.
I would've done:
Red ear stars
Red beads on the ankle
...a Sunburn and a six pack of Red Stripe Beer!
But that's just me. I'm Blind, I could be wrong.