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One Hot Summer Day

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.000s
First Sucker:
guaqueta
Last Wooter to Woot:
dcrume
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
602

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

That explains why the ice cream man didn't drive by my place today.


I will mourn the loss of his vehicle. T_T

mattdamon66


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattdamon66

I'd eat it.

bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

Oh God. The front tire is staring at me.

stormygoddess


quality posts: 6 Private Messages stormygoddess

Ooh, your spoon is about to become less useful. Here's a straw.

MasterYogurt


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MasterYogurt

See that's why you have to occasionally lick around the base of the cone... er, tires.

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

Melty swirls spot/drop on...but I want a shirt that makes me feel COOLER.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

The tires remind me of The Scream.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

Thank you for making an memorial shirt for this poor poor ice cream truck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-ovC_mzx_Q

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

I love this design - so summery! Also it makes me hungry.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

wootvan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages wootvan

On a hot summer day
Would you offer your throat
To the wolf with the ice cream trucK?

Copernicus27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Copernicus27

Uno-dos-tres-quatro gimme some more OK!

ApeLad


quality posts: 44 Private Messages ApeLad

If you listen closely, you can still hear INXS's Melting in the Sun warbling from the speaker.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Are liquid physics a thing? If so, this design does a good job representing them.

laggyg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages laggyg

I'm having flashbacks of Twisted Metal...is that Sweet Tooth after a napalm blast or something?

popcornrox


quality posts: 8 Private Messages popcornrox

It's so hot that the cherry's melting??

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

I guess this truck won't be playing "Turkey in the Straw"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ

fusiongrenade


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fusiongrenade

i work as an ice cream truck driver... is it in bad taste to wear this to work?

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

not really digging the "ice cream" font on the truck's side. It looks like the font bundled with Windows.

djusherx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages djusherx
fusiongrenade wrote:i work as an ice cream truck driver... is it in bad taste to wear this to work?



ditto, same question haha

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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chrisprender wrote:Are liquid physics a thing? If so, this design does a good job representing them.



Fluid dynamics I think. I agree, great illo!

ShadowStitch


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ShadowStitch

Oh hey, way to rip off Orest Keywan's "Melting ice cream truck" sculpture.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2
ShadowStitch wrote:Oh hey, way to rip off Orest Keywan's "Melting ice cream truck" sculpture.



not even close.

EvilA4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages EvilA4

Nothing screams hot like a light blue shirt. :/

tal888


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tal888

The wheels are almost dali-esque. Great job, excellent summer shirt. Reminds me of my prized "Popsticle illusion" shirt of 2010, tells you to rethink the summer of your youth.

uncannyman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages uncannyman
chrisprender wrote:Are liquid physics a thing? If so, this design does a good job representing them.



Yes they are, and a terrible terrible thing at that. That is the field of fluid mechanics.

turnerweltg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages turnerweltg
zekecatz wrote:The tires remind me of The Scream.



Really? Because the whole thing reminds me of this:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/708/icecreamtruck.jpg/

Both are pretty cool designs, though!

dkeigley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dkeigley

This writeup makes me think of old Mudbone. Richard Pryor had a bit where Mudbone talked about rubbing sunshine on himself as a kid.

scabe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scabe

Too much Mr Whoopee... starting to see this ice-cream van melt

Fourstringerslinger


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Fourstringerslinger

Oh No! What about the Wienermobile?

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

THIS AD YOU GUYS HAVE ON THE SIDE OF THE PAGE OF SOME WIDE EYED WOMAN DOWNING SOME KIND OF BACON SANDWICH IS FREAKING ME OUT MORE THAN THE MELTING ICE CREAM TRUCK!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

I can imagine the driver inside experiencing an "Ark of the Covenant" moment.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

fieldafar


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fieldafar
Drakxxx wrote:THIS AD YOU GUYS HAVE ON THE SIDE OF THE PAGE OF SOME WIDE EYED WOMAN DOWNING SOME KIND OF BACON SANDWICH IS FREAKING ME OUT MORE THAN THE MELTING ICE CREAM TRUCK!



This is why we have AdBlock.

I hope Woot skips this post, otherwise I'll be taken away to an undisclosed area and be subject to cruel and unusual punishment for denying Woot their ad revenue...

havingfunyet


quality posts: 2 Private Messages havingfunyet
popcornrox wrote:It's so hot that the cherry's melting??


The whole ice cream truck is melting and you're worried about the cherry????

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

looks like somebody forgot to turn the freezer on :insert-awesome-face-here:

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

renegadetuba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages renegadetuba
djusherx wrote:ditto, same question haha



I make ice cream and i bought two.

trevorbecker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages trevorbecker
mattdamon66 wrote:I'd eat it.



that's pretty funny

verybadperson


quality posts: 1 Private Messages verybadperson

Ironically, with the print being completely solid, on a hot summer day it will feel like it is melting and sticking to your chest.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 177 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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fieldafar wrote:This is why we have AdBlock.

I hope Woot skips this post, otherwise I'll be taken away to an undisclosed area and be subject to cruel and unusual punishment for denying Woot their ad revenue...



You mean...like forcing you to watch 10 hours of boghog Cheney on a pedal powered wheelchair?!

bnbsouthworth


quality posts: 57 Private Messages bnbsouthworth
zekecatz wrote:The tires remind me of The Scream.



I was looking more at the ghost on the windshield.