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Galactic Gumtastic

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
TEMAILE
Last Wooter to Woot:
jesszed
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1149

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

Loved the attention to detail, like the infinity sign on the coin reciprocal and the rocket on top.

ApeLad


quality posts: 44 Private Messages ApeLad

They killed Tom Servo!

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

I feel like this is a scam: if the planetary gumballs defy gravity, how on earth (har har) do they come out when I put my money in?

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Which planets would be the chewiest? Which would lose their flavor the quickest? These are the questions that need answers.

It's times like these that I wish Carl Sagan were still alive.

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

a silver woot tee is rare isn't it?

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Cue the complaints about the lack of Pluto.

lonelypond


quality posts: 462 Private Messages lonelypond

Colors have a nice candy pop on the silver; want the one (why only one?) with the ring.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

DerekNitroRC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DerekNitroRC

that must be Pluto that got kicked out first

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
godmadesky wrote:I feel like this is a scam: if the planetary gumballs defy gravity, how on earth (har har) do they come out when I put my money in?



The dispenser is a black hole.

blueflamedazn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blueflamedazn
DerekNitroRC wrote:that must be Pluto that got kicked out first



Pluto must be the black licorice one that no one wants to eat.

When in doubt, drop a banana peel and book it.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Please dispose of used planets properly. I hate stepping on a sticky planet.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
rom wrote:a silver woot tee is rare isn't it?



Kinda, mainly because Woot's only been offering them for a few weeks. I doubt they'll be rare for that long.

aliceinwootland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aliceinwootland

I count nine planets IN the gumball machine, if that little guy near the sun is, in fact, Mercury. So what's the planet coming out?

Edit: Oh, I see, it's just a rock. Eh. I have to say, the wildly inaccurate proportion throws me off. They aren't even recognizable.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

How many chews before Jupiter losses it's flavor?

that was fun while it lasted!

fantastnico


quality posts: 4 Private Messages fantastnico
jmmbell1987 wrote:Cue the complaints about the lack of Pluto.



Pluto is in the dispenser.

trekmiss


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trekmiss
jmmbell1987 wrote:Cue the complaints about the lack of Pluto.



You just can't deplanetize Pluto and expect everyone to accept it. It's just not right!

lauradzlg


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lauradzlg

What a stellar design!

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

I dunno, I think planets are much more likely to be jawbreakers than gumballs. If so, watch out because they might go nova on you.


zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz
spilzer wrote:I dunno, I think planets are much more likely to be jawbreakers than gumballs. If so, watch out because they might go nova on you.



Sounds like Poprocks.

lovettmann


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lovettmann

I count 9 planets IN the machine, so that *would include Pluto, right? I's confoosed.

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

This Spaceballs reference is ludicrous.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

This design bursts the bubble on string theorem...

Amazing detail from 6 colours!

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

frip69


quality posts: 1 Private Messages frip69

Has anybody tested the amount of licks needed to reach the inside of Jupiter?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

This is my favorite silver tee yet. Gorgeous work!! I could stare at the shading in the glass for hours....-paws at monitor-

smurfage


quality posts: 3 Private Messages smurfage

Aha! There is an end to the universe. It's just a dispenser. How totally anti-climactic.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I would love to see Cylons blow this up.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

For infinity cents, do you only get a measly Pluto? I'd feel pretty cheated if all I got for infinity cents was a freakin fake planet.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

fleamarketadict


quality posts: 11 Private Messages fleamarketadict

I take it that's the moon between earth and the sun, I thought I was seeing 9 planets in the glass and one in the chute.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

fleamarketadict


quality posts: 11 Private Messages fleamarketadict

Here's tonight's "now I can't unsee it" moment:
Why is the gumball machine dressed like Santa?

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

So, our entire solar system has apparently been the product of Tom Servo's dreams?

That's some pretty heady stuff there woot.

fieldafar


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fieldafar

Of course, the hardest part is finding out which planet you get, hopefully not Neptune or Uranus.

jlafollette


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jlafollette

IT's a beautiful shirt and I am always looking for new science shirts to wear when I'm teaching but it has a few problems. I guess I could ask the kids to identify all of the problems...that justifies buying the shirt, doesn't it?

cdrewlow


quality posts: 10 Private Messages cdrewlow
lovettmann wrote:I count 9 planets IN the machine, so that *would include Pluto, right? I's confoosed.



Hmm. I only count 8. The big yellow one is the sun.

cruelnv


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cruelnv

My curiosity forces me to consider: what is outside the gumball machine?

Nothing? More gumball machines? Is this gumball machine within a gumball within a gumball machine? How much would that gumball cost? More than infinity? What is more than infinity?! Who set the price on this price-gouging machine?!

Bah... gumballs are confusing...

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any other user(s). Please keep in mind that these are only opinions and should not be inherently considered as factual statements. Thank you.

efooter


quality posts: 18 Private Messages efooter

Bought one for my little brother. I need to teach him to say:

The big yellow one is the sun!

Thanks Brian Regan

DrunkCat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages DrunkCat

Pluto is included. And neither is my purchase.

At this point I'm going to buy the first shirt that actually has an accurate solar system without question.

Relax.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
cdrewlow wrote:Hmm. I only count 8. The big yellow one is the sun.



I'm just hanging out, really.

bennyIV


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bennyIV
cdrewlow wrote:Hmm. I only count 8. The big yellow one is the sun.



I feel like its not supposed to be the actual solar system. There is the right number of planets, according to interpretation, but the planets are rather random looking. I could see an Earth, a Venus and a Mars, but then what is the other red planet? Why is "saturn" green? Are the tiny planets Neptune and Uranus? Is the planet that looks exactly like Venus actually Jupiter and the random blank planet really Venus? It would work, but it would be silly. My assumption was that this was just supposed to represent the Universe generally, and the focus was on planets because they look like gumballs.

Swingtastic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Swingtastic



Well, that little rock by the sun can't be Mercury, because it isn't a Sphere. So, I'm going to actually say that MERCURY is the ball in the dispenser slot. Since it's First, that makes sense. Then there are 7 planets and one dwarf planet left. So where is the other dwarf planet bigger than Pluto, Eris?