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Bazooka

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
spy4phun
Last Wooter to Woot:
scolbeck
Last Purchase:
23 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1708

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



dpb39


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dpb39

What are the chances his name is Joe?

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada

Sure to gum up any tank!

sabru8


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sabru8

Bubbalicious!

jeffyn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jeffyn

Wow! This is a great shirt. Good job shirt.woot

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Hey Joe, how about a piece of gum?



wait... Just how big is that bubble?

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Hehe...this shirt should be 5 cents in keeping with the spirit of the reference.


Oh, and for those who don't get the reference:

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

We would've caught bin Laden a lot quicker for sure if we had had these things. Dang.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak

Nice...a woot pun shirt where you don't have to know the title of the shirt to get the joke!

dreamaster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dreamaster

GAHHHHH!

I was saving so much money with all the shirts lately, then this had to come up!

//smashes face into wall repeatedly

{wimper}

(in for one)

sdkammer


quality posts: 24 Private Messages sdkammer

This is printed on a turtleneck, right?

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin

Hate to burst your bubble but that shot's a little sticky..

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad

Did you know Bazooka Joe is the next Mickey Mouse? This guy seems pretty convinced.

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

"We call this color: Olive Camouflage"

Actually, the uniform color is called olive-drab (when we're not fighting a desert war).

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Whoa. This goes deeper than I thought.

From G.I. Joe

to Bazooka Joe

to Bazooka Bubble Gum

to Bazooka (weapon)

and back to Bazooka from G.I. Joe.

It's an infinite loop!

unclemonty


quality posts: 1 Private Messages unclemonty

The soldier might make a bigger bubble standing up. That bubble's dangerously close to those spiky-looking plants.

skate5049


quality posts: 0 Private Messages skate5049
chrisprender wrote:Whoa. This goes deeper than I thought.

From G.I. Joe

to Bazooka Joe

to Bazooka Bubble Gum

to Bazooka (weapon)

and back to Bazooka from G.I. Joe.

It's an infinite loop!



Its possible this man is insane!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Wow, this made me squeal like a little girl, which probably disqualifies me from getting this shirt. Dang.

almsforoblivion


quality posts: 8 Private Messages almsforoblivion

As a bonus, the giant bubble doubles as a sort-of parachute when you fall over a cliff or out of a plane.

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13
trixydan wrote:We call this color: Olive Camouflage

when we're not fighting a desert war, the uniform color is called olive-drab.



Exactly!

nleeolson7


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nleeolson7

Awesome write up! I literally 'laughed out loud.'

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

Wacky Packs did it first by 40 years.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

cool design and all but who would actually pay to have this on a shirt? I don't see 'em selling more than a dozen of these.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

When he shoots, does it go POP?

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13
yeawuteva wrote:cool design and all but who would actually pay to have this on a shirt? I don't see 'em selling more than a dozen of these.



I believe you underestimate wooters' love for pop culture puns.

adamant628


quality posts: 7 Private Messages adamant628

Army of Gum?

(I get the reference)

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

That weapon has one sweet action

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
jeanerz13 wrote:I believe you underestimate wooters' love for pop culture puns.



"pop" culture

~snicker

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13
creativehack wrote:"pop" culture

~snicker



*doh* (yup, there's another) knew I should have just called it PCP... but that's a drug...

woncoolone


quality posts: 308 Private Messages woncoolone

Brings back memories. I loved to chew the gum and read the comic and your fortune. Used to love playing with my GI Joes too....still do!

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Fun. Bazooka bubblegum was always better than baseball card bubblegum. Is the joke on the back of the shirt?

uncannyman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages uncannyman

That was the best "Don't wear this shirt" that I've read. I really did laugh out loud!

hinote


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hinote

Simply great. I got it right away :D made me happy and I had to start singing the bazooka bubblegum song

PixelPants


quality posts: 63 Private Messages PixelPants

Careful where you point that bubblegun. Always assume it's loaded...with chewing pink stuff that will really mess up that uniform if you get any on you.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
bluejester wrote:Hehe...this shirt should be 5 cents in keeping with the spirit of the reference.


Oh, and for those who don't get the reference:



You'll shoot your eye out, kid! =0

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
DianaSprinkle wrote:You'll shoot your eye out, kid! =0



That smiley should have been b-)

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

If i hadnt just spent $20 on 3 random shirts i wood definitely be in for one

rcmck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rcmck

Looks like something banksy would do.

snarkygal


quality posts: 4 Private Messages snarkygal
bluejester wrote:Hehe...this shirt should be 5 cents in keeping with the spirit of the reference.


Oh, and for those who don't get the reference:



It was a penny when I was a kid