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Misfortune

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
itsmemim15
Last Wooter to Woot:
theewatt
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2187

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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ChaosDoctor07


 quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

4th...place? Me thinks this is a tie-in to the "Four" Derby.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

Medicfrost


 quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Another haunting image from Tianamen Square.

tjost


 quality posts: 24 Private Messages tjost

Whaaaaa???? ummm ok

ChaosDoctor07


 quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07
ChaosDoctor07 wrote:4th...place? Me thinks this is a tie-in to the "Four" Derby.



4 is a lucky number, the title is Misfortune, and it even has "for" in it. Coincidence, I think not.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

hinote


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages hinote

Maybe the fortune will have some lucky numbers for the lotto to pay for his medical bill

chrisprender


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Surprise 4th? No fortune cookie could've predicted this!

CrystallineX


 quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Somehow, this shirt reminds me of this.

sandbar67


 quality posts: 14 Private Messages sandbar67

and the bad news is:

That wasn't chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLRxdphbZJQ

Weredawg


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages Weredawg

It's also Shirt.Woot's 4th Birthday.

mayh658


 quality posts: 26 Private Messages mayh658

Clearly nobody has every explained to a fortune cookie the right way to read your fortune. Everyone knows you eat half the cookie, then read your fortune. If you accept what it says (or can make a witty 'in bed' joke), you eat the other half. Otherwise, you reject the other half and the fortune cannot be used against you in a court of cosmic balance.

bassanimation


 quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
tjost wrote:Whaaaaa???? ummm ok



Whaaaaaaa!!! Indeed!

Awesome, I loved this shirt in it's original derby :D.

So, does this mean secret EC's from here on out? Yes yes?

EDIT: Ohhhh. I see what you did there ^_~.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Is this a case of Haruspex on the part of the cookie? Because it sure seems like it.

I do that twitter thing at times

j5


 quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

So, are we going to see a week of 4th placers (eta: Why yes, yes we are) this week or is this an indicator of the lack of daily submissions?
How many times before this has Woot dipped in the pool of derbies for a daily?


move along

Kelsium


 quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

The fortune reads: "Happy 4th Birthday WOOT!"

brendan948725


 quality posts: 38 Private Messages brendan948725

The cookies fortune! Dude where's my garlic chicken?

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DianaSprinkle


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HA ha ha ha, awesome, well this should make things interesting. Oh wait this is for woot turning four! LOLOL. =D Congraits Tjost!

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chrisprender


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
tjost wrote:Whaaaaa???? ummm ok



Looks like this one took everybody by surprise, artist included.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Happy Fourth Birthday Shirt.Woot!


You've made this Jester's life happier and job that much easier to tolerate whenever I see your shirts out in the wild.

I do that twitter thing at times

creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Is this the first "Derby Chomp"?

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Narfcake


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j5 wrote:So, are we going to see a week of 4th placers this week or is this an indicator of the lack of daily submissions?
How many times before this has Woot dipped in the pool of derbies for a daily?



I doubt it's from a lack of dailies ... so there gotta be another reason. I don't recall any other derby-turn-daily before; I have heard of rejected dailies turn derby winners, though.

The day old Woot shirts died

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Can't read the fortune? Try Fortune Cookie Sayings or Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

vixro


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CrystallineX wrote:Somehow, this shirt reminds me of this.



I had the same inclination.... also Donut Panic! is one of my most popular public shirts.

Too bad this is in blue, I would have bought another color.

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

There is also the Splatty Birthday shirt in case you don't like your fortune.

eHalcyon


 quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
Narfcake wrote:I doubt it's from a lack of dailies ... so there gotta be another reason. I don't recall any other derby-turn-daily before; I have heard of rejected dailies turn derby winners, though.



There have been surprise fourths in the past (Derby "chomps") but I don't recall from which derbies. It's been a while.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
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eHalcyon


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ChaosDoctor07 wrote:4 is a lucky number, the title is Misfortune, and it even has "for" in it. Coincidence, I think not.



Unlucky, you mean? 4 is unlucky in Chinese culture.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
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Tips for New Designers (always useful)

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

I bet the fortune reads, "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Happy fourth Birthday
Fourth prize winner from Derby 202
2 + 0 + 2 = 4
Shirt is titled Mis-FOR-tune
Condition: Stay With Your Wife = four x four letter words

Awesome, I'm going to buy 4!!
oh...

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JCPenelope87


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eHalcyon wrote:Unlucky, you mean? 4 is unlucky in Chinese culture.



Guess that Chinese fortune cookie is truly unlucky to be in 4th place then... 4 sounds like "die" in Mandarin. And that cookie might die... meta-cookie!

creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
Narfcake wrote:I doubt it's from a lack of dailies ... so there gotta be another reason. I don't recall any other derby-turn-daily before; I have heard of rejected dailies turn derby winners, though.



There was recently a rejected Derby entry that became a Daily

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creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
ChaosDoctor07 wrote:4th...place? Me thinks this is a tie-in to the "Four" Derby.



Cool!
So when Shirt.Woot turns 87 one of my designs may print!

It's now just a waiting game

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DianaSprinkle


 quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL I like that this shirt's badge is "derby chomp", delicious tasty cookie!

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jhgalvas


 quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

Why don't fortune cookies ever bring bad news? "You will die soon", "better brush off your resume", "don't eat the cookie", etc.

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creativehack wrote:There was recently a rejected Derby entry that became a Daily



I think you mean EC, but I am Drunk, pay me no mind
'

zekecatz


 quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz
jhgalvas wrote:Why don't fortune cookies ever bring bad news? "You will die soon", "better brush off your resume", "don't eat the cookie", etc.



Get your bad fortunes here.

ThunderThighs


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musicshark32


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Here's a bit of light reading for those who wish to be enlightened about fortune cookie matters:
http://www.fortunecookiechronicles.com

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polluxoil


 quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

This is awesome! I was sad that this one didn't make it before. I'm excited for this, as well as seeing what other 4th placers show up this week!

homerjay747


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It reads... chinese counterfeit

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