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Swiss Cheese

Speed to First Woot:
56m 18.113s
First Sucker:
HeartbreakRidge
Last Wooter to Woot:
richcabell
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1675

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I think I'd like the print more if the mouse had been as detailed as the cheese.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

lovely how the mouse looks like a patch of fabric was cut out of the shirt. #depth

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Cycospaz2

Do you think if I threw this at Roger Federer during the US Open he'd wear it?

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

So, as I read this shirt, it goes something like this.


Mouse + ????? = Profit?

xarous


quality posts: 9 Private Messages xarous

Man this shirt is so cheesy.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This will go great with my + shaped bread and ham!

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

simple, clean, and a bit clever.

i'd probably like this a lot more if i wasn't continually battling a tiny furry visitor in my apartment. (i have named him art spiegelmouse)

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Quel Fromage.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

First thought was it was a red cross t-shirt but I think I got my colors wrong.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

Lab mice bent on world domination? Like.
Cute mouse with a portal gun? Like.
Normal mouse just wanting to eat cheese? Ummm, where's the mouse trap?

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Croix de Gruyère?

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

So, as I read this shirt, it goes something like this.


Mouse + ????? = Profit?

marknmo


quality posts: 3 Private Messages marknmo

I . . . I don't get it

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

I'm thinking the Red Cross needs to clean their food storage warehouses...

::w:o:o:t::

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

this is a fun, witty design--but it really doesn't need the mouse to make its point. in fact, if the rodent were gone, i'd actually buy this tee. oh, well...

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

bpeterson82


quality posts: 50 Private Messages bpeterson82

Yeah, someone explain in english please. I don't understand!

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

The only Swiss cheese I have ever liked was at San Francisco Steakhouse. I sure miss that place...even if the girl on the swing dangling above my head was a bit nerve wracking... @_@

That being said....I must buy this... I need more rodents on my body! -rolls in them-

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant
bpeterson82 wrote:Yeah, someone explain in english please. I don't understand!



the switzerland flag is red with a white cross on it--the artist is enhancing that concept with a punny illustration of the cross being made of swiss cheese.

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

bpeterson82


quality posts: 50 Private Messages bpeterson82
bpeterson82 wrote:Yeah, someone explain in english please. I don't understand!



...nevermind...smh...

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
endangeredomega wrote:simple, clean, and a bit clever.

i'd probably like this a lot more if i wasn't continually battling a tiny furry visitor in my apartment. (i have named him art spiegelmouse)



You should get a little live trap from sporting goods store and leave a treat in it for him. We had a little wildie in our apartment once. We left a whole cupcake out for him and he tried to drag it into the wall. We called him Peter Cupcake-eater. <3

Eventually we caught him and released him...right by the fancy, upscale mall where the rich folk like to happy hour :D.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 50 Private Messages bpeterson82
wootchawant wrote:the swiss flag is red with a white cross on it--the artist is enhancing that concept with a punny illustration of the cross being made of swiss cheese.



Thanks! To Woot/artist: make plus sign much bigger, delete mouse, then we will enjoy a pun and art.

hamfistoffury


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hamfistoffury

The idea is simple and straightforward enough that adding the mouse sort of ruins it.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
hamfistoffury wrote:The idea is simple and straightforward enough that adding the mouse sort of ruins it.



Awwwww, meezes never ruin any type of shirt! Actually they ruin a lot of shirts. :| I have many a rodent hole in my Woots.

purplstarz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages purplstarz

I love Switzerland! I'd so buy this if I had the money.

jessica9432c


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jessica9432c

Perfect for church, as it is rather 'holy' and features both a cheesifix and church mouse.

hamfistoffury


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hamfistoffury
bassanimation wrote:Awwwww, meezes never ruin any type of shirt! Actually they ruin a lot of shirts. :| I have many a rodent hole in my Woots.



True story, my girlfriend's hamsters ate one of my shirts to shreds. My fault for dropping it next to their cage.

splice2k1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages splice2k1

Agreed, kill the mouse and I'd buy one. Could use a good, red Woot! shirt.

zueri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zueri
SecretAgentWoman wrote:I'm thinking the Red Cross needs to clean their food storage warehouses...



- hmmmmmmmmmm I guess you don't know the difference between a RED and a WHITE cross - look up some international Flags.... and for God's sake don't think it is Sweden -

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

It's refreshing to have an obvious pop culture reference in this one. Many shirts have you stop and think these days.

foxbite


quality posts: 13 Private Messages foxbite

Swiss cheese: Holier than thou.

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
CrystallineX wrote:It's refreshing to have an obvious pop culture reference in this one. Many shirts have you stop and think these days.



You've lost me, is the Flag supposed to be the popculture part?

tomalley6


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tomalley6

Don't wear this shirt: on a beach. Unless you're prepared to be a hero.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Die maus essen der Käse?

kathpost


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kathpost
zekecatz wrote:Croix de Gruyère?



Gruyère hasn't any holes in it, only Emmentaler cheese has this holes. And Gruyère is produced only at this lovely place in the french part of switzerland. Emmentaler cheese comes from the german part of switzerland.

simplyletgo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages simplyletgo
jessica9432c wrote:Perfect for church, as it is rather 'holy' and features both a cheesifix and church mouse.



All it needs is a Cheesus Christ...

holly2978


quality posts: 1 Private Messages holly2978

in for 2. I like it!

phonedog365


quality posts: 6 Private Messages phonedog365

From a distance the Swiss flag appears to be bullet-ridden with a rat down below... I hope this isn't any sort of political statement about our neutral friends.

ScottFromWyoming


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ScottFromWyoming

I got one just to amuse myself on Ski Patrol.

dave17


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dave17
bassanimation wrote:You should get a little live trap from sporting goods store and leave a treat in it for him. We had a little wildie in our apartment once. We left a whole cupcake out for him and he tried to drag it into the wall. We called him Peter Cupcake-eater. <3

Eventually we caught him and released him...right by the fancy, upscale mall where the rich folk like to happy hour :D.



Where he promptly found some delicious poison to eat and subsequently suffocated as his lungs filled with his own blood,or was crushed in a quick mouse trap.But at least you get to imagine you did something nice for him while also imagining you pulled an oh-so-smart prank on those awful"rich"people you hate so much.Nice!