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Straw, Sticks, & Bricks BBQ

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
BarkOLounger
Last Wooter to Woot:
halloweenscreamqueen
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 35% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5521

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I'm waiting for this very BBQ company to pop out of the woodwork and comment here.

tomonline976


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tomonline976

awsome!!!

paigeorose92


quality posts: 14 Private Messages paigeorose92

Awesome design. But my question is this: why is the Big Bad Wolf running this as a BBQ? Seems like he'd want to eat the three little pigs for himself...

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j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Jolly!

move along

burnsie2010


quality posts: 0 Private Messages burnsie2010

He had to be careful while huffing, puffing and blowing down the trinitrotoluene factory (which my sources claim was made of sticks).

Nothing is foolproof for a talented fool.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

grass green shirt suits this idyllic* scene...

*former residents and relatives of same not expected to view scene in same way

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

Pork. The other white meat.

Yeah, I'm in for this one too ...

penthus


quality posts: 3 Private Messages penthus

If ever there was a bad time to be a vegetarian. Man, I miss BBQ ribs. -drools- I can about smell those chops.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Much more satisfying ending. I really like how the wolf recycled all the materials. He's a real environmentalist.

Johnnya475


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Johnnya475

Perfect to wear with one of my other woot! shirts: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=9495



and yes, when I narrate this shirt, I do Templeton's voice as Paul Lynde.

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Azurett


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Azurett

Clever, but had my debit card ready for the mermaid

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

He clearly doesn't have an HOA dictating his environment.

awksauce


quality posts: 0 Private Messages awksauce

I fear the wolf's gonna sell out real quick with only 3 pigs to cook...Jokes aside it's a great shirt, love the artwork and detail.

thegeneticist


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thegeneticist

I say that's too few a pork chop for three (albeit little) pigs.

mistamoose


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mistamoose

I wish I didn't love this shirt.

I woot because I am.

sabru8


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sabru8

I love the way the smoke mixes in with the clouds.

rlapid2112


quality posts: 9 Private Messages rlapid2112

Awesome shirt, but will traumatize the kids. I wanna send to my sister, but her oldest (6) is doing a farm summer day camp. They even brought home a piglet last week.

KamikazeKen


quality posts: 16 Private Messages KamikazeKen

think I'll order these for my kids

rlapid2112


quality posts: 9 Private Messages rlapid2112

BTW, explosives are a solution for lots of problems. In fairy tales, anyways.

dartmoose


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dartmoose

Clearly, this wolf knows how to use TNT better than Wild E Coyote... or maybe he doesn't get his explosives from ACME

bsmith1


quality posts: 72 Private Messages bsmith1

I would store that TNT a bit further away from the BBQ pit. (if'n I was the wolf)

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 56 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

Those annoying little piggies had it coming to them! Next that wolf needs to go after the cows.

Note: I just finished playing a certain game.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

Bacon > BBQ

explodedwhale


quality posts: 5 Private Messages explodedwhale

In for one... and this is a real place in Maggie Valley, NC... the food was ok, but the pic was priceless...

legotech


quality posts: 1 Private Messages legotech

would so be all over this if it wasn't on green....I look like a watermelon in a green shirt

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

So Coyotes are the only canine that can't manage an effective trap?

frank828


quality posts: 3 Private Messages frank828

where's the koolaid man?

explodedwhale


quality posts: 5 Private Messages explodedwhale

Well, they say celebrities go in threes. Today, we say goodbye to Wilbur, Arnold Ziffell, and Babe.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Woooo, now that's a cook out that'll bring a whole family together... for lunch! =D

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
paigeorose92 wrote:Awesome design. But my question is this: why is the Big Bad Wolf running this as a BBQ? Seems like he'd want to eat the three little pigs for himself...



Easier, and quicker to get rid of the evidence if you get multiple people to eat the victims. It reminds me a bit of Alfred Hitchcock's "Lamb to the Slaughter"

aperfecttool72


quality posts: 7 Private Messages aperfecttool72

Straw, sticks, and bricks... ok. I got that... but where did he get the cement and dynamite?

Is there an ACME store around the corner?

Vanstorm


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Vanstorm

LOVE this shirt ... way better than the one from yesterday.

Too bad my 3 yr old is scared of the Big Bad Wolf ... I'd never be able to wear it!

Very tempted to buy one anyway...

andypop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages andypop

grass green = worst shirt.woot color. Well, cream is a close runner-up.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Everyone knows that the whole "He huffed and he puffed" thing is total crap. Thanks to patrick, we now see how the BBW actually took out all them pigs.

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coniahg


quality posts: 2 Private Messages coniahg

Haha! This is the best shirt I've seen on here in months. The art is precise, clear, and vibrant and the theme is one most anyone will recognize. Job well-done.

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stormygoddess


quality posts: 6 Private Messages stormygoddess

I've lived in NC all my life, and this is NOT BBQ. This is grilling.
BBQ pork is made in a smoker.


So.. nyahhhh! *runs off*

FLGfl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FLGfl

Goes great with my other one

http://shirt.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=13226

sjayneuk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sjayneuk

ordered

blueflamedazn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blueflamedazn
frank828 wrote:where's the koolaid man?



haha if i hadn't bought that shirt already, i'd def get this one.

When in doubt, drop a banana peel and book it.