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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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  • 60% > one year old

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Angry birds + perturbed alligator = squab appetizer

paigeorose92


quality posts: 14 Private Messages paigeorose92

Angry birds don't stand a chance against Crocodiles...

Big Orphaned Cetacea 6.15.11
Bundle of Carrots 11.9.11
Brick of Carbonite 5.23.12

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Ah, a tragedy in four acts. Or is it a comedy? I suppose it's all a matter of perspective.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

Hmm, I forsee kids book possibilities:

One Bird,
Two Bird,
Three Bird,

No Bird!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I like the subtle shifts in the alligator's eyes from panel to panel.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

The Angry Birds had it coming. It was just a matter of time. Now the pigs have their revenge.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

mayh658


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

There is a missing panel which shows the birds fly off in quite a flutter, leaving their loose feathers so their new friend could make some decorations. See you later, alligator!

futhermore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages futhermore

So much for symbiotic.

nom nom nom

You may have noticed I'm not all there myself.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

That croc has a pretty good reach to be able to eat birds off it's own back!

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

Everything was fine until the Redshirt showed up.

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

So 3 birds and you're out then?

savvyp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages savvyp

Om nom nom nom

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Perhaps it's just me, but I think he looks a little fatter in the last panel...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

Isn't that an alligator...?

-UnPC

woncoolone


quality posts: 725 Private Messages woncoolone

Inspired by Swamp People, except this is not an alligator. "Shoot, Elizabeth."

dartmoose


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dartmoose

Those birds must be plover birds. They usually have a symbiotic relationship with crocodiles, where they will clean the crocodile's teeth. Clearly, this crocodile didn't get the memo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_plover

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

In answer to the write-up's question, it seems that what we have here is a jen-u-ine crocodile, according to Yahoo.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

They're like Skitles; Taste the rainbow!

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Brush your teeth crocodile.

nfed163


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nfed163

This has to be the worst woot shirt that I have ever seen...

awlwren


quality posts: 3 Private Messages awlwren

"They sailed away on a sunny summer day on the back of a crocodile,
'You see,' said the three, 'he's as tame as tame can be;
Come ride him down the Nile.'
The croc winked his eye as they bade them all goodbye, each wearing a happy smile,
At the end of the ride the birdies were inside, and the smile was on the crocodile!"

/obligatory song

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess

I believe that this could also be a great cautionary tale of "If you ride on someones back, they are going to eat you!".

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

timelessblur


quality posts: 4 Private Messages timelessblur

Angry birds fail against gators.

elessia


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elessia

Soo, completely off topic question, but how exactly does Woot choose non-derby winning shirts? Where do they come from? How does WOot find them? I can't seem to find an answer to this anywhere.

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
elessia wrote:Soo, completely off topic question, but how exactly does Woot choose non-derby winning shirts? Where do they come from? How does WOot find them? I can't seem to find an answer to this anywhere.



On Wikipedia, I found this: "Shirt design submissions are reviewed and selected by an editor in the Seattle, Washington offices of Woot."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woot

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

gement


quality posts: 7 Private Messages gement

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

-- Lewis Carroll

I was always put out that Alice was interrupted after only two stanzas.

lifevirusx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lifevirusx

I don't get the message the shirt is trying to send

asmadasrabbits


quality posts: 3 Private Messages asmadasrabbits
Assassin15 wrote:Perhaps it's just me, but I think he looks a little fatter in the last panel...



I think they used the same alligator body each time... but in the last frame it looks like he peed or something.

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
lifevirusx wrote:I don't get the message the shirt is trying to send



That's the great thing about it, you can make a story or quote about what YOU think it is. That's what I did several posts up!

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj

The biggest problem I have with this design is that it should be an odd number panels and not an even one. Our eye prefers an add number to an even one as anything even and our mind tells us that there is something wrong with the picture but cannot quite put its finger on.


Just saying…

superstargoddess


quality posts: 2 Private Messages superstargoddess
pinothyj wrote:The biggest problem I have with this design is that it should be an odd number panels and not an even one. Our eye prefers an add number to an even one as anything even and our mind tells us that there is something wrong with the picture but cannot quite put its finger on.


Just saying…



Interesting, where did you find that information?

I am looking to buy "Life Choices", any size, send me a message!

So fuhqued up.

kingdomkey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kingdomkey

Is the whole wooting world just playing Angry Birds all day? Too many shirts based on this one game. Now plants vs. Zombies...

GeofC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GeofC
nfed163 wrote:This has to be the worst woot shirt that I have ever seen...



That is exactly what I thought/think.

cazking


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cazking

thanks for all the comments.
I knew not everyone would like this but I'm pretty proud of it which is the main thing I guess.
For the record I designed this about a year ago before I even knew what angry birds was so it isn't actually an angry birds design but I can see why people would think it is.

lily1029


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lily1029

Maybe I don't get this because I've never played angry birds but doesn't the chronology seems out of order?? Why not 3, 2, 1 and none??

ArdillaCiega


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ArdillaCiega

I find this shirt inspirational. I've never attempted to submit a design to Woot because I draw like a 5 year old. Clearly, that is an obstacle no longer!!

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

demathews2007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages demathews2007

Well it's blue bird, yellow bird, red bird...crunch!

JustFSU


quality posts: 4 Private Messages JustFSU

From far away, it looks like green biscotti.

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness
lily1029 wrote:Maybe I don't get this because I've never played angry birds but doesn't the chronology seems out of order?? Why not 3, 2, 1 and none??



It's about something getting on your last nerve!

One bird: Whatever, it'll fly away eventually or something, no big deal.
Two birds: You're getting a little peeved but hey they're birds, still whatever.
But three birds? Bump that, how dare these birds not be terrified of your master alligator race?!

Thus, CHOMP.