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Life Choices

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
bentglasstube
Last Wooter to Woot:
godmom
Last Purchase:
18 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4762

Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



coolrunner87


quality posts: 11 Private Messages coolrunner87

Eddie Izzard would be so proud of you guys...

gpodolsky


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gpodolsky

The cake is a lie.

wreathofbarbs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wreathofbarbs

ahh, totally one of my favorite Eddie Izzard moments.

"mmm...cake please!"

woots:
Zombie Hunting shirt
Tracking guide shirt
Random shirt

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

This is one of my favorite Eddie Izzard bits.

In honor of an 8-bit tee, you may as well show the lego version Cake or Death.

lochnessa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lochnessa

Hallelujah!

chrisdakin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chrisdakin

Izzard ftw.

meep!

alysedai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alysedai

So happy~




bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

I was wondering, once I pick the cake, may I eat it too?

psumek


quality posts: 9 Private Messages psumek

but where's the tea? Can't have a vicar inquistion w/o tea & cake or death.

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight

Neither! I'll take the shirt! gz on the print

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Condition: Binary

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

shineysides


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shineysides

I dont like that when I saw this shirt in the derby I knew it was going to place. It's just typical... the cat decoy shirt was better.

Acorns


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Acorns

This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

You may want to Ctrl+S before making this choice, just in case.

vintagecynic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vintagecynic

I'll have the chicken.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
zekecatz wrote:Condition: Binary

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.



I just want to say, everything I read from you I read thinking your avatar is saying it, and that cat is definitely judging me

StrangeTikiGod


quality posts: 1 Private Messages StrangeTikiGod

Thank you for flying Church of England...

kclyne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kclyne

Well we're out of cake, I didn't expect such a rush

<3!!!

Azurett


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Azurett

Really don't understand how this is an "everyday" situation...
So, if you don't eat cake everyday, you risk dying?

Stargaziey


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Stargaziey

I'll have the chicken, then.

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee
gpodolsky wrote:The cake is a lie.



if the cake is a lie, then does that mean death is a lie?

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz
KaylaJ wrote:I just want to say, everything I read from you I read thinking your avatar is saying it, and that cat is definitely judging me



Cats judge everyone. (Fortunately, they are very good at keeping secrets.)

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide

This shirt takes the cake!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

But doesn't eating too much cake lead to death? So if those are your only two choices...

uscgoose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uscgoose

Awesome, I love Eddie Izzard...

ErinJade


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ErinJade

Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

(I'll have the chicken, please)

Narfcake


quality posts: 281 Private Messages Narfcake
Azurett wrote:Really don't understand how this is an "everyday" situation...
So, if you don't eat cake everyday, you risk dying?



Yes.

And yes too that too much will also cause death too. You're damned if you do and damned if you don't ... so you might as well enjoy it.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Perhaps a bit of Eddie Izzard will lend those out of the loop as to what the shirt is possibly referencing.


Long NSFW version here

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Actually, I had to look up the Eddie Izzard reference myself before I myself was clued in on the gag.

Personally, when I first saw it, I was thinking that it was a reference to Skate or Die!

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Man, what if the cake is poisoned!?!?! So, no matter which I choose I'm screwed.. Metaphor for politics? :'\

kaedex99


quality posts: 5 Private Messages kaedex99

YES! A true 8-bit design. Love it! Congratulations nblottie! It's a well-deserved win! -:D

zombiekim


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zombiekim

Wow, a reference to "The Jaunt"? Very nice.

Johndis5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Johndis5

I can't believe how on theme this is!

OddFacade


quality posts: 1 Private Messages OddFacade

The reason I buy some of the woot shirts I buy is because they place the idea well enough for people to generate it themselves.

This shirt is indeed epic, but the reason I'm not buying it is because it has the text choices of "cake" or "death." It's perfectly fine with just the images, which would suggest that it's asking the reader, "Cake or death!?" But having a selection around the word "Cake" just kinda brings it back to the person who's wearing the shirt. :/

tomochi


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tomochi

No Bacon Cat love. None at all.

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

"Wear this shirt: to your local pirate bake sale. Try the eclarrrrrs."

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did. :D

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Why are the choices always cake or death? Why not a bear claw or scrumpet? Wait, isn't that a term for hussy? Hmmm, in that case death might be preferable.

Congrats, nblottie!

poorpoet2


quality posts: 0 Private Messages poorpoet2

Does Eddie get a cut? You might want to check ti see if the phrase has a copyright.

isaaclyman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages isaaclyman

"When you die, if you get a choice between regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy!"
-Jack Handy

I know, I know. Cake, not pie. But Jack Handy is always relevant!