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Teacher Talks Funny

Speed to First Woot:
26m 57.000s
First Sucker:
amilie
Last Wooter to Woot:
mgold20000
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 42% of Shirt Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
5684

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Finally, our long national shirtless nightmare is over.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond
chrisprender wrote:Finally, our long national shirtless nightmare is over.



ha! Plus, congrats to Apelad. This is quite the roll. Fun idea.

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

Still says 2nd at the bottom

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

Hilarious shirt

Reminds me of this one:

http://www.threadless.com/submission/250063/Peanuts?from=shirtwoot

Just a heads up! Threadless has their $10 shirts and 20% off hoodies sale right now.

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

GuardianBob


quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob

Um, badge says 1st, but description says second.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

leopoldmozart


quality posts: 7 Private Messages leopoldmozart

Is that really how they made that sound effect? Does anyone know?

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad

Wuuaaggh?!*

*Which is to say: thanks for the votes and the cliff hanger of an evening.

flukeboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages flukeboy

Write-up says 2nd place but the award says 1st place. What up wit dat?

wine.woot!: 1; sellout.woot!: 2; shirt.woot!: 40 w/ 1 v-neck & 1 bonus + 2 koozies; 4 randoms @ 3 each & 3 random @ 1 each; shirt.woot!/Classics: 2; & 1 light weight hoodie; woot!: 6; deals.woot!/Community Deals: 2

zeldasavior


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zeldasavior

"2nd place in Derby #212: Back to School, with 813 votes"
What happened to first place?

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
chrisprender wrote:Finally, our long national shirtless nightmare is over.



I was considering dancing repetitively there for a moment. Epic save, phew!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

For those who need to be let in on the gag


Congrats Apelad! Hilarious stuff, bought one right as it came up.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

FINALLY! the new shirt is up ...

Some of us get withdrawl symptoms at midnight CST, y'know!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

You don't see a lot of lemon-colored shirts, nor do you see many single-ink shirts. This one is both, and it fits *perfectly*.

Also, why does the writeup say 2nd Place?

fiestea


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fiestea

Gosh! I want one! LOL But how is yellow going to look on me? Argh! Woot and your colors! (yellow is perfect for this one) I coulda been the first. I should get most whiney posts winner.

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

picture is missing the mute piece for that 'wah wah' sound

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:TrumpetMutes.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trumpet_WahWahMute.jpg

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Criminy, that took a while before people decided they wanted to buy your shirt Apelad.

I mean look at that, speed to first woot 27 minutes?

You're slipping man. ;)

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
zeldasavior wrote:"2nd place in Derby #212: Back to School, with 813 votes"
What happened to first place?



First place was available for exactly 26 minutes before this one was put up.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad
bluejester wrote:Criminy, that took a while before people decided they wanted to buy your shirt Apelad.

I mean look at that, speed to first woot 27 minutes?

You're slipping man. ;)



It's the doghouse for me!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 319 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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GuardianBob wrote:Um, badge says 1st, but description says second.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

It's fixed now.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz
Assassin15 wrote:First place was available for exactly 26 minutes before this one was put up.



26 minutes? Are we having shorter days now?

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

That cartoon finally makes sense!
Thanks for shedding light onto the reason I could never understand the adults.

Now, if someone could provide an English to slide-trombone dictionary I'd be sorted!

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

thegeneticist


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thegeneticist

I think the most plausible explanation here was that it took them until now to figure out that what the shirt had been trying to tell them for the past half-hour was that it was ready to come out.

AJLo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AJLo

LOVE. THIS. SHIRT.

Worth the wait... nice job, voters.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake
bluejester wrote:Now, are you messing with us?



Not as much as Woot messing with future-based accounting, aka how the ranks in the reckoning gets based.

But on a more serious note, the main site was down too, so.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz
bluejester wrote:Now, are you messing with us?

My guess is that the "1st place" was the substitue teacher one that Ramyb had done, but when woot looked into it more, they found that it wasn't far enough over the line of parody to count as such, so was possible legal problem.

To be clear, not a Ramyb hate train member, just saying that it just was one of those shirts that that seemed a little too much on a tightrope of parody and homage. And we all know how tight-fisted Mr. Lucas can be about his IP.



The other Woot sites were frozen too. It does leave open the question: what was the first 1st place shirt?

SunflowerPrincess


quality posts: 13 Private Messages SunflowerPrincess

Voted for and bought two of these shirts. My son is in speech therapy, i got one for him. I'm a sick twisted mommy!

Oops, my Tiara slipped!

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth
zekecatz wrote:The other Woot sites were frozen too. It does leave open the question: what was the first 1st place shirt?



right and Woot Daily Digest was sent out pretty quick with "Teacher Talks Funny" in the digest.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz
SunflowerPrincess wrote:Voted for and bought two of these shirts. My son is in speech therapy, i got one for him. I'm a sick twisted mommy!



You're doing it right. ;)

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada
leopoldmozart wrote:Is that really how they made that sound effect? Does anyone know?



Yep, with a mute to muffle the 'brass' sound.

SCMatherly


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SCMatherly

as a credentialed educator, it'd be wrong for me not to own one of these! Thanks! :D

mnerd


quality posts: 7 Private Messages mnerd

Instant Classic!

Too bad I look horrible in yellow.

blanked


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zekecatz wrote:The other Woot sites were frozen too. It does leave open the question: what was the first 1st place shirt?



If you follow the link to the derby and sort by votes you will find that they reveal the # of votes as the shirt goes up. Only thins shirt has been revealed, and there are none mysteriously missing. I think some one made a typographical error, or the top shirts are verrrryyy close in votes.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz

Maybe the teacher should try Stephen Hawking's communication system.

bnbsouthworth


quality posts: 51 Private Messages bnbsouthworth

I am a homeschool Mama to two boys and a girl, and this is EXACTLY what it's like. Who let the artist in my house?! I have to get this!

toonbaboon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages toonbaboon

Congrats, man! This is a great design.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Without using a mute, I don't think that sound could be produced very well. I should know, I was once a band geek.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

tcgriffin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tcgriffin

Missing the funny little beagle and the bossy shrink. Looking forward to a shirt to follow up "Teacher Talks Funny"! This shirt generates one big smile!

hockeyham


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hockeyham

If it had the zigzag lines across the bottom, I'd be in for 11

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
hockeyham wrote:If it had the zigzag lines across the bottom, I'd be in for 11



But check out the placement of the people! The people are the zigzags lines which makes this shirt all the more brilliant.