fleamarketadict
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Re: Beware of Dogwood

As a letter carrier for the USPS I love it.
And, for anyone who cares, I can explain why your dog barks at me EVERY day. You see, each day I pull up in front of your house or walk up on your porch and your dog barks to alert you. When he does, I leave. Of course your dog doesn't realize I left because I have done what I came to do, he thinks I left because he barked at me, so tomorrow he barks again.
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