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Primitive Man

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.000s
First Sucker:
PaintTheSkyGrey
Last Wooter to Woot:
teakasboy
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
502

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



mayh658


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

He appears to be guarding his last Fruity Pebble.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

GAH!!! Time for some electrolysis! You know, it's so easy, a caveman can do it!



;)

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Everybody join in the song!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Wait, if he likes Fruity Pebbles, why is Fred guarding what looks like a giant Cocoa Puff?

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Wilma shirt be arriving in less than 5 days?

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

Human evolution starts w/ the bowling league + the blue tie


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

bhcompy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bhcompy

Is this the gritty, realistic origin story reboot needed to get the series back on its feet?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Why did Fred Flintstone never sell car insurance? Get on it, Hanna Barbera and Geico!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I love that the style on this one represents perfectly the illustration from a textbook. It's a funny premise by itself, but the execution was right on too.

robivy64


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robivy64

Failed Geico commercial?

fiestea


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fiestea

Can't say that I don't love it, although I did use a double negative. Brilliant concept. Argh, if only need a cream colored shirt with a fo real fred flintstone on the front! Awesome!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

This could change my mind about evolution. UGH.

loaba


quality posts: 31 Private Messages loaba

WILMA!!!!!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Wear this while watching Planet of the Apes from Deals.Woot.

woothallo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages woothallo

I'm strongly considering this as a purchase, but I'm having trouble unseeing genitalia once my brain processed what I was seeing as such. It probably would have helped if the description hadn't brought the attention to it. It's similar phenomena to when I was told about the arrow in the FedEx logo.

ginawoot


quality posts: 17 Private Messages ginawoot

What's with Robin Williams in the strange get-up?

constantvelocitty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages constantvelocitty

'Only the primitive man will pass' - Indiana Jones

spiderweb1986


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiderweb1986
woothallo wrote:I'm strongly considering this as a purchase, but I'm having trouble unseeing genitalia once my brain processed what I was seeing as such. It probably would have helped if the description hadn't brought the attention to it. It's similar phenomena to when I was told about the arrow in the FedEx logo.



I was considering buying this shirt.

Was.

holothuria


quality posts: 4 Private Messages holothuria

As someone who has studied paleontology and anthropology at the University of Iowa within the last year, I feel safe in saying that Lisa Garza does not teach or research here. You sure you don't mean Ohio or Idaho? I can't believe Woot would botch up intriguing scientific reportage with such a blatant citation error.

Bad ideas free; brilliant ideas by derangement.

pharmacide


quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide
woothallo wrote:I'm strongly considering this as a purchase, but I'm having trouble unseeing genitalia once my brain processed what I was seeing as such. It probably would have helped if the description hadn't brought the attention to it. It's similar phenomena to when I was told about the arrow in the FedEx logo.



Definitely the first thing I saw as well... I didn't even read the description. His outfit just seems so unnecessarily tight in that region.

BlueEagle23


quality posts: 3 Private Messages BlueEagle23
woothallo wrote:I'm strongly considering this as a purchase, but I'm having trouble unseeing genitalia once my brain processed what I was seeing as such. It probably would have helped if the description hadn't brought the attention to it. It's similar phenomena to when I was told about the arrow in the FedEx logo.



It's just the contour of his suit against his thighs? Looks to me like this guy has something in common with a horse.

There's an arrow in the FedEx logo? [Google search] Oh wow, how have I never seen that before...

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

I dunno if he's a caveman or not..he looks like some of the local rednecks in my area, except he doesn't have a mullet.

jeditaz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeditaz

I thought the boulder behind him was the bowling ball...

embhorn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages embhorn

The original hipster beard...

kawooda1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kawooda1
BlueEagle23 wrote:It's just the contour of his suit against his thighs? Looks to me like this guy has something in common with a horse.

There's an arrow in the FedEx logo? [Google search] Oh wow, how have I never seen that before...



I was just staring at the FedEx logo, wondering what in the heck you guys were talking about... however, once you see it, you'll never see it any other way. In case there are other slow people like me, it's the white space between the E and the X.

TXAG96


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TXAG96

Put pinstripes on that shirt, and tell me it's not Johnny Damon.

fmfbrestel


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fmfbrestel

"Incredibly thick, calloused tissue that would not be impossible to grow without incredible friction."

Not to be the grammar police, but this is a triple negative. The sentence should read "...that would be impossible..." or "...that would not be possible...". As is, the sentence actually means that the callouses are NOT necessarily the product of the friction, and therefore do NOT support the following conclusion.

Come on woot, where's your editors at?

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja
bluejester wrote:Everybody join in the song!



No, join in this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvHiiWFbBU

doodahbtfcc13


quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

I think we all can agree what the best part of this shirt is:

The comb-over.

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar

The Flintstones ran..how many episodes, and we never caught a hint of Fred's junk.

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar
TXAG96 wrote:Put pinstripes on that shirt, and tell me it's not Johnny Damon.



That's Damon alright and it looks like he's batting righty.

RaveDroid


quality posts: 15 Private Messages RaveDroid

"...as we 'shed' new light"...
hehehe ;)

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daaave33


quality posts: 1 Private Messages daaave33

Too much wang for me to wear it.


~ daaave33 ~

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

Yeah, this shirt is a big Yabba-dabba-DON'T for me.

I guess it's clever in it's own way, but I ain't going to be wearing a big hairy guy on my chest, sorry.



chaosprune


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chaosprune

He's obviously playing primitive baseball during the pre-catcher era of the sport.

tcanning


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tcanning

Nice design. I always like when cartoon characters are taken out of animation and done in a real-world style (like the Yogi Bear shirt from a couple months ago).

I'd like to see somebody do this take on shirt design featuring Buzz and Woody from Toy Story. Kind of a Clint Eastwood-style Woody, and a Bruce Willis from Armageddon Buzz.

magyargirl


quality posts: 14 Private Messages magyargirl
curtisuxor wrote:Wilma shirt be arriving in less than 5 days?



Ahahaha!

magyargirl


quality posts: 14 Private Messages magyargirl
fmfbrestel wrote:"Incredibly thick, calloused tissue that would not be impossible to grow without incredible friction."

Not to be the grammar police, but this is a triple negative. The sentence should read "...that would be impossible..." or "...that would not be possible...". As is, the sentence actually means that the callouses are NOT necessarily the product of the friction, and therefore do NOT support the following conclusion.

Come on woot, where's your editors at?



The last sentence was ironic, right?

Choronos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Choronos

Bought it love it can't wait to wear it to work sweat all over it when I ride my bike home from class.